Heather Graham

Heather Graham at Ipanema Beach in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil (5/28)

The Hangover III cast is currently in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil promoting their new abomination film, and yesterday Heather Graham and Ken Jeong were spotted at the famous Ipanema Beach. Bradley Cooper would have been there but he was balls deep in some chick who'd be a 10 in America but is, like, a 6 in Brazil because that place is like a bizarro Florida and everyone is pretty there even the homeless people and I'm really starting to get freaked out by it had a prior commitment.

*33 Heather Graham bikini pictures total in the gallery:

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Heather Graham at the European premiere of The Hangover Part III at the Empire Leicester Square in London (5/22)

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Heather Graham at a screening of At Any Price at the 2013 Tribeca Film Festival in New York (4/19)

Zac Efron tells the New York Post that he was nervous about filming a sex scene with Heather Graham in the upcoming At Any Price, and understandably so because Heather Graham is an ageless robot who looks the same today as she did in the '90s. Seriously, she's starting to freak me out a little.

"I've been a fan of Heather's and had a crush on her since I can remember," Efron sheepishly said at a Cinema Society and Bally-sponsored screening. "She's always been the epitome of that perfect girl. I wanted to get it right." Graham added, "Zac and [director Ramin Bahrani] were like, 'We've never done a sex scene before . . . We're kind of nervous.' I thought it was so funny. I was suddenly this expert."

Normally, this would be the part where I'd imply that Zac is gay, but no one is gonna buy that today. Heather Graham really is hot enough to cause performance anxiety in even the manliest of men like yours truly, so I couldn't begin to imagine what it did to Zac, the poster boy of America's metrosexuality movement. Look, Heather is so good-looking that, even though she's 43-years-old, I'm still posting stories about her even though she never melts down, gets arrested, or has a wardrobe malfunction. Without her tits and smile, she's basically paint drying.

*30 Heather Graham pictures total in the gallery:

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Heather Graham at the premiere of At Any Price at The Egyptian Theatre in Hollywood (4/16)

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Heather Graham's apartment almost burned down

Heather Graham's apartment almost burned down over the weekend due to some unattended candles. Who knew fire could be so dangerous? From CBS New York:

A fire broke out this weekend at the apartment building near Union Square that belongs to actress Heather Graham. The flames erupted around 10 p.m. Saturday at Graham's home on the top floor of the 12-story building at 13th Street and Broadway. Unattended candles burning in Graham's bathtub reportedly ignited nearby clothes. Graham was not home at the time of the fire, and there were no injuries.

I don't know if it's scarier that Heather's apartment almost burned down, or that there's a stranger taking candlelit baths in her apartment when she's not home. Creepy.

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Paparazzi photos from Monday, October 1

Heather Graham at the Zurich Film Festival in Switzerland (pics start here)

Rose McGowan out and about in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Elizabeth Hurley lighting the Empire State Building in New York to celebrate the 20th Anniversary of Estee Lauder's Breast Cancer Awareness Campaign (pics start here)

Ashley Benson out and about in Toluca Lake (pics start here)

Blake Lively on the set of Gossip Girl in New York (pics start here)

Shia LaBeouf out for a walk along Pacific Coast Highway in Malibu (pics start here)

Victoria Beckham leaving Ink restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Chris Pine on the set of Jack Ryan in London (pics start here)

January Jones shopping in Silver Lake, CA (pics start here)

Taylor Swift filming her new music around the place de Furstenberg in Paris (pics start here)

Kate Moss leaving Cafe de Flore in Paris (pics start here)

Rihanna out and about in New York (pics start here)

*118 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, August 28

Heather Graham on the set of Feed the Dog in L.A. (pics start here)

Jennifer Hudson on the set of Smash in New York (pics start here)

Rihanna arriving at Heathrow Airport in London (pics start here)

Halle Berry out and about in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Kat Von D out and about in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Jessica Szohr arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Jessica Alba shopping in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Anne Heche out and about in L.A. (pics start here)

Amber Heard out and about in New York (pics start here)

Rita Ora arriving at Key 103 in Manchester, UK (pics start here)

Kimberly Stewart, Benicio Del Toro, and their daughter Delilah leaving a friend's house in L.A. (pics start here)

Laetitia Casta arriving in Venice ahead of the the 69th Venice Film Festival in Italy (pics start here)

Lisa Kudrow shopping at The Grove in Hollywood (pics start here)

*113 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Zombie Heather Graham at a screening of Portlandia at the Edison Ballroom in New York (1/19)

Sorry, I couldn't find any pictures of Heather Graham to go with this post. I could only find pictures of this zombie that sorta looks like her. From the New York Post:

While Robert De Niro and Ben Stiller were shooting a movie at the Chelsea Hotel, newly single Heather Graham flaunted her young arm-candy downstairs at the Chelsea Room during the after-party for Moby's band, The Little Death. She arrived with her unidentified new squeeze the other night in a pink boa from a strip-dance class and marched over to her ex-boyfriend, Star Room owner Charles Ferri. The two dated two years ago. "She made her way into the main room and started making out with her new guy in front of Ferri," a spy said. "Everyone was pretty shocked."

Listen Heather, the trick to making any ex-boyfriend jealous isn't showing up at his place and making out with someone right in front of him. It's doing what women have always done when they want to prove something to the man that broke their heart: succeed at life get DDD implants. Believe me ladies, that'll make any guy regret the day he left you.

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Heather Graham topless!

Here's some screencaps from Heather Graham's new movie Boogie Woogie. In it, Heather plays this chick who takes her top off and makes out with this other chick. Which is bullshit because I wrote that same script in high school. Well to be honest, it was more "picture drawn on a napkin" than "script," but the idea was still mine. I hate to get lawyers involved in this but I demand compensation.

NOTE: To see the uncensored Heather Graham topless pics, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

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