Archive: Heather Graham

Heather Graham in November’s Shape magazine

Shape editors might as well have dressed up a mailbox or maybe a polar bear and called it Heather Graham. It would have been just as believable. And in the case of the polar bear, just as sexy. I sorta got a thing for Arctic wildlife. Like the muskox . . . the thick coat . . . the strong odor . . . God don’t even get me started!

I present Heather Graham and Bridget Moynahan making out. I’m pretty sure the footage was obtained via telephoto lens while the two were on vacation last year. My imagination refuses to believe otherwise.