Heather Graham

Zombie Heather Graham at a screening of Portlandia at the Edison Ballroom in New York (1/19)

Sorry, I couldn't find any pictures of Heather Graham to go with this post. I could only find pictures of this zombie that sorta looks like her. From the New York Post:

While Robert De Niro and Ben Stiller were shooting a movie at the Chelsea Hotel, newly single Heather Graham flaunted her young arm-candy downstairs at the Chelsea Room during the after-party for Moby's band, The Little Death. She arrived with her unidentified new squeeze the other night in a pink boa from a strip-dance class and marched over to her ex-boyfriend, Star Room owner Charles Ferri. The two dated two years ago. "She made her way into the main room and started making out with her new guy in front of Ferri," a spy said. "Everyone was pretty shocked."

Listen Heather, the trick to making any ex-boyfriend jealous isn't showing up at his place and making out with someone right in front of him. It's doing what women have always done when they want to prove something to the man that broke their heart: succeed at life get DDD implants. Believe me ladies, that'll make any guy regret the day he left you.

*16 zombie Heather Graham pictures total in the gallery:

Heather Graham topless!

Here's some screencaps from Heather Graham's new movie Boogie Woogie. In it, Heather plays this chick who takes her top off and makes out with this other chick. Which is bullshit because I wrote that same script in high school. Well to be honest, it was more "picture drawn on a napkin" than "script," but the idea was still mine. I hate to get lawyers involved in this but I demand compensation.

NOTE: To see the uncensored Heather Graham topless pics, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*15 pics total in the gallery: