Haylie Duff

Haylie Duff out and about in Calabasas (10/16)

+ Where has this chick been all my life? [Hollywood Tuna]

+ Dita Von Teese topless lesbian photos! Wow. [The Superficial]
+ Carrie Prejean has to give her tits back [IDLYITW]
+ I can almost see Rihanna's nipple [Drunken Stepfather]
+ The whore and the homewrecker go out on the town [OK! Magazine]

+ Pickup lines of 10 historical figures [College Humor]
+ Eliza Dushku has a helluva ass [Popoholic]
+ Halle Berry is turning her daughter into a lesbian [I'm Not Obsessed]
+ Jon Gosselin does not want to bang the OctoMom [A Socialite's Life]

+ La Toya Jackson is on the case [Dlisted]
+ The woman of my dreams [Double Viking]
+ Tim Tebow is probably not a virgin [Busted Coverage]
+ Epic gymnast FAIL [Attuworld]

Haylie Duff at "Cain at the Cove" at Atlantis on Paradise Island in the Bahamas (8/8)

That's version 2.0 of Haylie Duff in the Bahamas over the weekend. I call her version 2.0 because she's an entirely different person than just a few years ago. There's not much left that's real about her -- nose job, chin job, boob job . . . choose your own punchline:

1. she's had more jobs than a temp!

2. she has more foreign parts in her than a Honda Accord!

Haylie Duff in November last year (l), Haylie Duff yesterday (r)

Haylie Duff debuted her fancy new nose and chin yesterday in L.A. According to Star, the work probably set her back $20k. But really, in true economic terms, it cost her $70k. You have to factor in the $50k that she'll no longer be making working for the DEA, sniffing out drugs at the airport.