Lindsay Lohan and Harry Morton in Maui in 2006 Hayden Panettiere has a new boyfriend: Pink Taco restaurant chain owner Harry Morton. If the name sounds familiar, that's because he used to date Lindsay Lohan before she crossed over to the other side. From the
New York Post:
On Monday night, they had a romantic dinner together at Madeo in LA. Then, on Wednesday, the new couple was spotted on the beach in Malibu. The son of Hard Rock mogul Peter Morton, Harry, 28, is only slightly more age-appropriate for Panetierre than her 32-year-old ex, Milo Ventimiglia.
The fact that Hayden's going after Lindsay's "sloppy seconds" is kind of creepy . . . until you realize that almost every dude in Hollywood is one of Lindsay's exes. The only thing harder to find in that town than a guy that hasn't been contaminated by Lindsay Lohan is a guy not wearing an Ed Hardy t-shirt. Let's just hope some of Hayden's
Heroes' powers include immunity from STDs.
No bra, what a shock
Lindsay Lohan's hooked up with so many people in her life, she can't go to a club without running into one of her ex-flings -- male and female. The latest run-in occurred last month at the grand opening of Apple Lounge in West Hollywood. A witness at the club told In Touch Weekly:
"Lindsay chatted with her ex Harry Morton for a few minutes. Sam wasn't thrilled."Lindsay, 22, was there to support her live-in galpal, who was deejaying the event. But before the night was over, another of Lindsay's exes, Calum Best, showed up, followed by former girlfriend Courtenay Semel. Although Lindsay's rep says, "It wasn't awkward for her to be with all of her exes," a witness says, "That was definitely enough drama for Lindsay. She made sure the rest of the night was very mellow, drinking little as she smoked and stuck by Sam's side . . . Lindsay reassured Sam by gently rubbing her lower back whenever they were alone."
Courtenay Semel dated Lindsay in late 2007, says an insider. Lindsay dated Calum Best for three months in 2007. Harry Morton romanced Lindsay in 2006.
Is anyone surprised Lindsay ran into a couple of her exs while out and about in Hollywood? That slut's screwed more people in Southern California than la migra. About the only place Lindsay could hang out where she wouldn't run into someone she used to "date" is Lance Bass' house.
Remember Lindsay Lohan's ex-boyfriend, Harry Morton? The heir to the Hard Rock fortune dated Lohan for some time last year before ditching her in September. Harry still occasionally sees Lindsay since she lives one floor above him in L.A.'s luxury Sierra Towers (which one source coined "awkward enough"). That awkwardness was taken to the next level in March when one of Lohan's pipes burst and flooded part of Morton's apartment. From the New York Post:
"There were plumbing issues and it leaked all over Harry's multimillion-dollar apartment," our sources added. A rep for Lohan said, "This happened while Lindsay was in New York and we find the timing odd, but the situation is being dealt with." (Source)
If Harry thinks it's awkward having his ex-girlfriend live above him imagine not being able to walk by a newsstand without seeing the woman you dated for two years staring back at you. And will I ever be able to attend another Victoria's Secret fashion show? Probably not.
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Lindsay Lohan's ex-boyfriend has officially moved on. Harry Morton, owner of the Pink Taco restaurant chain and heir to the Hard Rock Hotel fortune, is dating 'aspiring actress' (LA-speak for waitress) Jennifer George, according to In Touch Weekly:
Morton had promised Lohan he'd wait a few months before dating again, but friends say he was tired of being single. "Lindsay has been trying to reconcile with the 25-year-old Hard Rock heir ever since he broke up with her in September," reports the mag, "but Harry hasn't been interested in getting back together."
Reconcile?...that has to be a misprint. Since Harry broke up with Lindsay, she's banged approximately 41 guys, 'forgot' to wear underwear three times, and also may have started a wildfire or two.* That's not so much "reconciling" as it is "not reconciling"--but hey, what do I know, I only have a college degree. Makes a great coaster!
*I have no idea what I'm talking about
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Though they supposedly ended their long-standing feud a few weeks ago, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan are quickly becoming enemies again. The first clue was when Lindsay was caught by paparazzi calling Paris a 'cunt' last week. Further hurting their relationship is the fact that Paris is reportedly "hot to trot" for Hard Rock heir Harry Morton, Lindsay's ex. According to Life & Style Weekly, Lohan "hit the roof" after Morton slept over at Hilton's place on Nov. 7:
Lohan confronted her nemesis the next night at the L.A. club Teddy's, reports Life & Style, which quotes a friend as saying that although the two are not currently dating, "Lindsay still loves Harry, and this is devastating her." Hilton is said to be smitten. "Harry is Paris's type of guy," says a source. "He's handsome and rich!" But Lohan might be getting in a tizzy for nothing, according to a "pal" of Morton, who says he's not really into Paris.
Not sure why this is news. You could dress up a space heater and, as long as you gave it a couple of sprays of CK1, Paris would be "hot to trot" for it. That doesn't mean it should make the news.
Note: I love how they call Harry "Paris's type of guy"...wouldn't it have been easier to just say he has a pulse, a penis, and his driver's license?
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Lindsay Lohan and Harry Morton
Lindsay Lohan is using Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos in a nefarious plot to win back her ex, Hard Rock Cafe heir Harry Morton, and piss off noted whore Paris Hilton:
The devious redhead was overheard calling Hilton's ex-love Stavros Niarchos on Saturday to ask for help in getting her revenge. According to our earwitness, Lohan told Niarchos, "No one can know I got dumped . . . You will look like a total stud, and it will drive Paris crazy [if we hang out together]."Niarchos, who fooled around with Hilton just last week, was amenable to the plan. And so the pair appeared Sunday at Dragonfly in L.A. "where they held hands and made out all night and then drove in separate cars back to [Lohan's] suite at the Chateau."
While other girls get over breakups by eating a pint of Häagen-Dazs and watching a Sex in the City marathon, Lindsay Lohan does it another way: she fucks billionaires. Do you think she'll make an exception for me? I don't stand to inherit a billion dollars but I do have this neat paperweight. It's silver and *really* shiny.
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So much for all those marriage rumors; Harry Morton has officially broken up with Lindsay Lohan:
"She was too much drama," says the source. "Lindsay did cut down on the partying, but with her it's all relative. Harry is sober. It wasn't the partying that broke them up. She's young and a little bit immature. Harry's more low-key and not into the same stuff she's into." Indeed, Lohan, 20, was spotted at Hollywood's Chateau Marmont on Thursday, running onto the patio where four of her friends were sitting - and weeping, a wad of tissues on one hand, her cell phone in the other. After the Chateau, Lohan went to Hyde Lounge, where she arrived around 12:30 a.m. and stayed until the hot spot closed at 2 a.m. She mingled with friends and didn't appear to be distraught: "She was having a blast," says one patron, "even with a broken hand."
I guess when Lohan broke her wrist, Morton realized the only redeeming part of their relationship would be hold for a while (yes that was a veiled handjob reference if you were wondering).
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Lindsay Lohan and Harry Morton's weekend trip to Hawaii was freaking awesome, to say the least! It featured tons of ass-grabbing and making out in public in front of young children. Of course I had to recognize this unadulterated awesomeness with a haiku:
Lohan and Morton
I'm a Perfect Gentleman
So Says Ass Grabber
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Lindsay Lohan's boyfriend Harry Morton was spotted buying what appeared to be an engagement ring.
Lindsay Lohan may be set to become part of the Morton family empire if reports of her boyfriend Harry Morton buying an engagement ring are to be believed. The restaurateur was spotted buying an engagement ring at Cartier in Beverly Hills, Calif., and his aides have confirmed he did in fact buy something special there.A spokeswoman for the Pink Taco restaurant boss says, "I can confirm that Harry was shopping in Cartier, but what he purchased I cannot confirm. If it was in fact a gift then that's between him and whomever the gift is for."
This is great news! I've always wondered what a Jack Daniels' themed wedding would look like. I guess we'll all have to wait for the celebrity weddings edition of Us Weekly to satisfy our curiosity (I'll give you 2-1 odds her wedding night features a mirror, a bloody nose, and 2 dilated pupils).
Hopefully Lindsay will be able to get time off of her brutal work schedule to go to the wedding.
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