Karen Allen, Harrison Ford, and Shia LaBeouf at the premiere of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull in New York (5/20)
Shia LaBeouf let it slip last week that a fifth installment of the
Indiana Jones franchise is in the works. LaBeouf starred with Harrison Ford in last year's ridiculously-bad
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, or as I call it:
It Never Happened. From
MTV:
Shia LaBeouf sat down with the BBC recently to promote next week’s Michael Bay blockbuster “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.” ... The actor also had something to share about the next “Indiana Jones” movie ... LaBeouf specifically had this to say on the next “Indiana Jones” flick: “[Director Steven Spielberg] just said that he cracked the story on it before I left and I think they’re gearing that up.”
Oh c'mon, how much money does Steven Spielberg need? Stop it already. Stop ruining one of the greatest movie memories of my childhood. Besides, Harrison Ford is 66. The only adventure this guy should be getting into is the race between his bed and the toilet once he feels he prostate about to give.
Harrison Ford in Malibu (2/8)
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Harrison Ford at Prive nightclub in Las Vegas (11/9)
You know you're a bad dancer when people can't tell if you're dancing or boxing. You also know you're a bad dancer when you're 66 and white.
[Flynet]
Harrison Ford, taking a nap in the back of Calista Flockhart's SUV, almost got busted by security guards after they confused him for a homeless man:
CALISTA FLOCKHART exited the soundstage of her new TV series "Brothers and Sisters" and was stunned to see two security guards banging on the back windows of her SUV! "What's the matter?" cried Calista, running toward the vehicle – but the guards ordered her to stay back, explaining that some old guy had crawled into her back seat and was asleep. "Don't worry, Ms. Flockhart, we'll call the police and have him removed." Just then, the guy – looking sleepy and disheveled – sat up in the backseat and asked: "What's all the commotion?" Calista giggled as the shocked guards apologized to her sweetie... superstar HARRISON FORD! "Sir, we are so sorry... we didn't know it was you!" Thanking the men for being conscientious, Calista waited while Ford got into the front passenger seat, cranked it flat and promptly fell asleep again – then she drove them home.
There's no chance this happened, right? It's clearly one of those made up Hollywood stories. Like his publicist wants us to read this and think, "Ha Ha Ha, that Harrison Ford is always getting himself into zany situations...such a wacky and crazy guy...a hero/genius hybrid if I've ever seen one."
