Hank Baskett

Kendra Wilkinson arriving on a flight at LAX airport (9/21)

When the going gets tough, the tough pop pills. Isn't that how the old saying goes? From the National Enquirer:

"I'm not going to lie, things have been tough lately, but we're hanging in there" the 26-year-old "Playboy" beauty confided in an exclusive Enquirer interview. "And we're just doing the best we can until everything gets better."

I said that same thing during the first half hour of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. And you know what, it didn't get better. It. Didn't. Get. Better. I haven't said this in a while, but fuck you Steven Spielberg.

The Enquirer recently revealed that Kendra and her football-playing husband Hank Baskett, 29, were butting heads because he was pushing for a second child, but his wife insisted the ex-NFL player would not make enough money playing for a minor league team. And now he's looking for work as a free agent:

"In the past few weeks, the situation has deteriorated," revealed a close source. "Kendra is so stressed out she's pill-popping. She needs sleeping pills now just to get through the night. She has a tendency to go to extremes. The night before the New Jersey book signing, Kendra needed sleeping pills to get some rest. She's tired of being the breadwinner in the family."

Kendra wants a second baby? If she wanted to take care of another thing in diapers, she should have never dumped Hugh Hefner. Because he frequently defecates himself, you see. Into his adult diapers. Much like an infant. Therein lies the humor of my observation.

*8 Kendra Wilkinson pictures total in the gallery:

Hank Baskett and Kendra Wilkinson outside the Le Méridien hotel in Philadelphia (9/29)

Oh yeah, this marriage is going great. From Life & Style:

Life & Style can reveal that Kendra Wilkinson has made the shocking decision to take her son and move back to Los Angeles— 1,500 miles away from her husband in Minnesota. “She’s moving back to LA,” an insider reveals to Life & Style. “It’ll happen in mid-October. She made the decision firmly and told Hank.”

While being apart is tough on any couple, Hank’s most upset that he’s spending so much time away from his son at a vital stage in the 10-monthold’s development. “Hank is pissed,” says the insider. “The fighting between Kendra and him is bad. They’ve had teary fights and crying fits. They’ve been screaming at each other. He can’t understand why she won’t come to Minnesota. Every day is torture for him.”

For Kendra, her baby and her series on E! are the only sources of stability in her life, and LA is where her career can thrive. “In her mind, it’s not her fault Hank can’t keep a job,” notes a second insider to Life & Style. “She has a job too — plus friends in LA and family in San Diego. She’s not going to Minnesota and destroy her career.”

I'm sure Hank -- a professional athlete worth millions of dollars, -- is just devastated that his wife is moving more than a thousand miles away. Oh what will he ever do to console himself and forget about the loneliness? Of course, you can't really blame Kendra for wanting to move back to California. The only way she'll ever get any exposure in Minnesota is if she magically turns into Bret Favre's penis.

*6 Kendra Wilkinson pictures total in the gallery:

Kendra Wilkinson is a cry-baby

Kendra Wilkinson was in tears leaving Sun Life Stadium after the Super Bowl last night in Miami. I hate to pile onto Kendra's agony -- actually, no I don't -- but below is a close-up of her husband Hank Baskett's face after he flubbed the Saints' surprise onside-kick at the start of the second half, cementing his legacy as one of the biggest goats in Super Bowl history. Cheer up Kendra, blowing the Super Bowl still isn't as bad as what your ex-boyfriend used to do on a regular basis: wet his pants.

Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett at the premiere of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen at Mann's Village Theatre in L.A. (6/22)

Coming soon to an amateur night near you: Kendra Wilkinson. She's gonna have to earn some money now that her husband, Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver Hank Baskett, is out of a job. He got cut by the team yesterday. From Us Weekly:

The Philadelphia Eagles released the star receiver, 27, to make room for Michael Vick on the team's 53-man roster.

And by "star," Us Weekly means "very very average"

The team said on its Web site that Vick, who had been on the exempt list, will begin practicing with the team on Wednesday. (Vick can't play in the first two regular-season games as a penalty for participating in a dogfighting ring.)

Congratulations Hank. The guy that fought dogs and owned something called a "rape stand" -- the coach of the Eagles would rather have him on the team than you. Might be time for a career change.

Kendra Wilkinson leaving Bel Bambini baby boutique in West Hollywood (7/17)

Kendra Wilkinson let it slip to E! News over the weekend that she's having a boy:

"We have a young David Beckham inside of me right now. He just started kicking...I'm sorry...he or she just started kicking about three days ago."

What a coincidence that Kendra has a "young David Beckham" inside of her right now. Just 6 months ago, she had the real David Beckham inside of her. Seriously, I don't know how Kendra's husband Hank deals with being out in public with her. Any dude that even glances at her, he must be thinking "Did he fuck her? Did he fuck her? I bet he fucked her. Aw dammit what did I get myself into."

Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett are married

Kendra Wilkinson married fiancé Hank Baskett Saturday afternoon at the Playboy mansion, and really, it was everything a little girl could dream of. If that little girl is the same type who starts wearing her mom's makeup at 7, begins hitting on boys at 10, dates a high school senior at 13, gets pregnant at 14, drops out of school at 15, gets implants at 16, and dates a married man at 17. It was the stuff whore fairy tales are made of.

Kendra Wilkinson in Hollywood last year

Kendra Wilkinson announced this morning that she's pregnant. The former Playboy model is set to marry NFL player Hank Baskett in just two weeks. The baby's his (I know you were wondering that). Kendra told E!:

"Hank and I are thrilled to announce that we are expecting our first child together. We are touched by the outpouring of support by our family, friends and fans."

Can't say I'm too surprised about this one. Kendra was dating a guy for four years who only had partial control of his bowels. Foreplay to him was swallowing a little blue pill. It's not a shock that as soon as she hooked up with a 26-year-old athlete, she got pregnant.

NOTE: Did you know that Hugh Hefner is so old, his sperm actually runs on coal? True story.