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Jessica Alba at Heidi Klum and Seal's annual Halloween Party in West Hollywood (10/31)

So what did you do for 12 hours yesterday? I edited and loaded 800+ celebrity Halloween pictures. Fuck my life. I'm not gonna lie: a lot of blood, sweat, tears, and semen went into this post. Do me a favor and click on some of these:

Kate Beckinsale: 10 pics here
Kim Kardashian: 10 pics here and 10 pics here
Jennifer Love Hewitt: 3 pics here
Anna Friel: 5 pics here
Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale: 10 pics here
Katerina Graham (The Vampire Diaries): 5 pics here
Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt: 32 pics here
Kourtney Kardashian: 5 pics here
The Saturdays: 30 pics here
Christina Aguilera: 30 pics here
Kathy and Rick Hilton: 5 pics here
Mel B: 31 pics here
Eliza Dushku and Rick Fox: 20 pics here
Helena Christensen: 5 pics here
Cisco Adler: 15 pics here
Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom: 5 pics here
James Gandolfini: 4 pics here
Peter Andre: 20 pics here
Today Show: 31 pics here
Julianne Hough: 10 pics here
Miranda Cosgrove: 5 pics here
Bai Ling: 2 pics here
Mickey Rourke: 20 pics here
Jordin Sparks: 5 pics here
Rupert Grint (Harry Potter): 2 pics here
Selita Ebanks: 16 pics here
Briana Evigan (Sorority Row): 15 pics here
Rachel Zoe: 10 pics here
Heid Montag and Spencer Pratt: 10 pics here
Kelly Osbourne: 8 pics here
Travis Barker: 5 pics here
Holly Madison: 25 pics here
Kellan Lutz (Twilight): 30 pics here
La Toya Jackson: 30 pics here
Ashley Greene (Twilight): 33 pics here
Katie Price: 7 pics here
Nicky Hilton: 15 pics here
Pixie Geldof: 15 pics here
Debbie Gibson: 15 pics here
Martha Stewart: 10 pics here
Rutina Wesley (True Blood): 10 pics here
Brooke Shields: 5 pics here
Jon Stewart: 10 pics here
Bette Midler: 30 pics here
Alyson Hannigan: 15 pics here
Tom Felton (Harry Potter): 5 pics here
AnnaLynne McCord: 25 pics here
Derek Hough: 10 pics here
Phoebe Price: 5 pics here
Laura Croft (Playboy Playmate): 10 pics here
Jessica Lowndes (90210): 15 pics here
Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon: 10 pics here
Heidi Klum and Seal: 31 pics here
Emile Hirsch: 5 pics here

Kim Kardashian's Halloween costume

Sweet Jesus, I knew Kim wouldn't disappoint. I've been looking for pics of her costume all damn day and she finally posted them to her blog a little while ago. So obviously Kim is "Princess Jizzmen" from the porn version of Disney's Aladdin, Analaddin. Coincidentally, every dude Kim came within 40 feet of on Saturday was wearing a very similar costume to each other: "[Insert Name of Costume] with a raging, almost violent erection."

Jennifer Love Hewitt's Halloween costume

Jamie Kennedy was nice enough to post this pic on his twitter of his girlfriend Jennifer Love Hewitt in her Halloween costume on Saturday. In other news, apparently Jennifer Love Hewitt owns a time machine. She left this body behind and traveled back to 1997 on Saturday. Dammit, I should have told her to pick me up an Ace of Base CD!

Bai Ling at socialite Allison Serofim's Halloween Party in New York (10/30)

And that something is the Asian version of Paris Hilton in the Year 2500. She nailed it.

Victoria's Secret Angel Selita Ebanks at Heidi Klum and Seal's annual Halloween Party in West Hollywood (10/31)

So what did she win? Ummm, I'm not sure exactly. But it seems like she deserves something for that costume. A trophy, a ribbon, a night of pure unbridled passion, something. Guess which one I can give her *wink* *wink* . . . I meant a trophy. I have a whole box of them I got from eBay. I would have been a fool not to purchase 75 used trophies for $49.95 + free shipping. Albuquerque's Most Improved Bowler, 1986-1987, right here motherfucker.

Anna Friel Halloween Costume

Anna Friel outside the Ivy restaurant in London (10/31)

Kathy Hilton Halloween Costume

Kathy and Rick Hilton at the Pure Halloween Party 2009 at Caesers Palace in Las Vegas (10/31)

Martha Stewart Halloween Costume

Martha Stewart at the New York Restoration Project Benefit Gala 'Hulaween' (10/31)

Helena Christensen Halloween Costume

Helena Christensen out and about in New York (10/31)

Mariah Carey Halloween Costume

Mariah Carey and her Nick Cannon at M2 club in New York (10/31)