Halloween

Celebslam's 2011 Celebrity Halloween Costume Roundup

It's time for Celebslam's annual ridiculously huge gallery of celebrity Halloween costumes. We'll kick things off with Sofia Vergara, dressed as one of the Angry Birds from that stupid iPhone game. What a disappointment. Here's a hint for next year, Sofia: wear one of your traditional tight shirts and go as Sofia Vergara. Trust me, you'll win the costume contest.

Gallery currently features 466 474 492 pics, but I'll keep updating through the day as I find more pics.

Check out the Roundup from 2009 here, and 2010 here.

Sofia Vergara (1 picture here)
Heidi Klum (44 pictures here)
Jessica Alba (4 pictures start here)
Rose McGowan (5 pictures start here)
Ali Larter (10 pictures start here)
Alessandra Ambrosio (10 pictures start here)
Kelly Brook (8 pictures start here)
Jennifer Love Hewitt (1 picture here)
Sophie Turner (10 pictures start here)
Matthew Morrison (3 pictures start here)
Liev Schreiber (7 pictures start here)
Katherine Heigl and Josh Kelley (6 pictures start here)
Kim Kardashian (10 pictures start here)
Patrick Dempsey (4 pictures start here)
Ice T and Coco (8 pictures start here)
Kate Upton (4 pictures start here)
Bridget Marquardt (10 pictures start here)
David Arquette (9 pictures start here)
Imogen Thomas (8 pictures start here)
David Spade (4 pictures start here)
Miranda Cosgrove (2 pictures start here)
AnnaLynne McCord (10 pictures start here)
Holly Robinson Peete (7 pictures start here)
Naomi Watts (10 pictures start here)
Holly Madison (10 pictures start here)
Cassie Scerbo (4 pictures start here)
Bethenny Frankel (4 pictures start here)
Matt Lauer and Ann Curry (10 pictures start here)
Gwen Stefani (10 pictures start here)
Jamie Lee Curtis (12 pictures start here)
Brett Ratner (3 pictures start here)
Brittny Gastineau (6 pictures start here)
Camille Grammer (10 pictures start here)
Eli Roth (5 pictures start here)
Eva Marcille (5 pictures start here)
Fivel Stewart (5 pictures start here)
Jayde Nicole (9 pictures start here)
Josie Loren (3 pictures start here)
JWoww (10 pictures start here)
Lea Michele (2 pictures start here)
Melissa Rycroft (9 pictures start here)
Morgan Fairchild (7 pictures start here)
Pauly D (6 pictures start here)
Kathy Lee Gifford and Hoda Kobt (9 pictures start here)
Sarah Silverman (2 pictures start here)
Elizabeth Hurley (8 pictures start here)
Emma Roberts (3 pictures start here)
Emmanuelle Chriqui (2 pictures start here)
Jerry Ferrara (3 pictures start here)
Julianne Hough and Derek Hough (3 pictures start here)
Leslie Mann Judd Apatow (3 pictures start here)
Nicky Hilton (3 pictures start here)
Nicole Richie and Joel Madden (6 pictures start here)
Rashida Jones (5 pictures start here)
A.J. Michalka and Aly Michalka (6 pictures start here)
Topher Grace (3 pictures start here)
Zooey Deschanel (8 pictures start here)
Jennifer Garner (10 pictures start here)
Alyson Hannigan (10 pictures start here)
Calista Flockhart (10 pictures start here)
Lindsay Lohan (2 pictures start here)
Giada De Laurentiis (6 pictures start here)
Harrison Ford (10 pictures start here)
Paris Hilton (3 pictures start here)
Philip Seymour Hoffman (3 pictures start here)
Pixie Lott (6 pictures start here)
Scott Disick (7 pictures start here)
Ellen DeGeneres (1 picture here)
Selma Blair (10 pictures start here)
Beyonce (7 pictures start here)
Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie (8 pictures start here)
Natasha Bedingfield (5 pictures start here)
Amber Rose (2 pictures start here)
Jessica White (4 pictures start here)
Fergie (6 pictures start here)
Christine Teigen (3 pictures start here)
Doutzen Kroes (2 pictures start here)
Heidi Klum (5 pictures start here)
Miranda Kerr (7 pictures start here)
Miley Cyrus (1 picture here)
Olivia Munn (2 pictures start here)
Chris Colfer (1 picture here)
Joseph Morgan (2 pictures start here)
Michelle Trachtenberg (1 picture here)
Sarah Hyland (1 picture here)
Snooki (1 picture here)
Shay Mitchell (1 picture here)
Kaley Cuoco (1 picture here)
Carmen Electra (1 picture here)
Julie Benz, Eliza Dushku, and Rick Fox (1 picture here)
Michelle Branch (1 picture here)
Mandy Moore (1 picture here)
Amber Riley (1 picture here)
Simon Pegg (1 picture here)
Zachary Quinto (1 picture here)
Kelly Osbourne and Joan Rivers (1 picture here)

*492 celebrity Halloween costume pictures total in the gallery:

Heidi Klum at her 12th Annual Halloween Party at Tao nightclub in Las Vegas (10/29)

Heidi Klum once again wore a badass costume to her annual Halloween party in Las Vegas on Saturday. After being rolled in on an autopsy table by two bloodied doctors, a sheet was pulled off her to reveal her skinless, dead body costume. This would have been a pretty awesome party to attend if you were a necrophiliac.

BTW, check out Heidi's costume from 2008 (the Hindu goddess Kali) here, 2009 (a crow from the movie Howl's Moving Castle) here, and 2010 (an eight-foot-tall robotic superhero) here.

*44 Heidi Klum pictures total in the gallery:

The Top 31 Sluttiest Celebrity Halloween Costumes

We're nearing that time of the year again: Halloween. When normal chicks dress like sluts and sluts dress like absolute whores. Guess which category Paris Hilton fits into? I could have filled this gallery entirely with pictures of her, but you know, I didn't want you guys to catch a virus.

Enjoy.

*31 Slutty Celebrity Halloween pictures total in the gallery:

Celebrity Halloween Costumes

Here's what I guarantee is the largest gallery of celebrity Halloween pictures you'll see all day. Seriously, it took my team of sweatshop kids 6 hours to edit and load yesterday. You should have seen their little fingers go! I barely had to threaten them! As of now, the gallery features 508 588 628 pictures, but it'll keep growing during the day as I find more pictures so check back often. BTW, that's Brooke Burke at the 17th Annual Dream Halloween CAAF Benefit in Santa Monica on Saturday. Weird, I thought she got rid of her rubber catsuit outfit after we broke up (you know, painful memories and all).

Brooke Burke (17 pictures start here)
Holly Madison (5 pictures start here)
Daryl Hannah (9 pictures start here)
Meredith Vieira (8 pictures start here)
Kendra Wilkinson (19 pictures start here)
Tara Reid (7 pictures start here)
Al Roker (6 pictures start here)
Ann Curry (3 pictures start here)
Alyssa Milano (8 pictures start here)
Michelle Trachtenberg (7 pictures start here)
Kim Kardashian (6 pictures start here)
Angel McCord (5 pictures start here)
Jorge Garcia (Lost) (3 pictures start here)
AnnaLynne McCord (11 pictures start here)
Lala Vasquez (MTV) (10 pictures start here)
Tina Fey (2 pictures start here)
Bette Midler (10 pictures start here)
John McEnroe (2 pictures start here)
Michael Kors (4 pictures start here)
Lea Michele (2 pictures start here)
Pauly D (17 pictures start here)
JWoww (3 pictures start here)
Rico Rodriguez (Modern Family) (2 pictures start here)
Audrina Patridge (9 pictures start here)
Rachel Zoe (2 pictures start here)
Nicole Richie (12 pictures start here)
Kurt Russell (2 pictures start here)
Stacy Keibler (3 pictures start here)
Laura Croft (Playboy) (4 pictures start here)
Frederique van der Wal (2 pictures start here)
Ciara (11 pictures start here)
Tori Spelling (8 pictures start here)
Leonardo DiCaprio (6 pictures start here)
Kevin Connolly (2 pictures start here)
Steven Tyler (3 pictures start here)
Gwen Stefani (5 pictures start here)
Wee Man (Jackass) (5 pictures start here)
Kourtney Kardashian (8 pictures start here)
Kimora Lee Simmons (13 pictures start here)
Jamie Lee Curtis (7 pictures start here)
Leslie Mann (2 pictures start here)
Amanda Seyfried (14 pictures start here)
David Spade (10 pictures start here)
Adam Sandler (5 pictures start here)
Ricki Lake (3 pictures start here)
Carmen Electra (14 pictures start here)
Dennis Quaid (10 pictures start here)
Busy Phillips (5 pictures start here)
Holly Madison (12 pictures start here)
John Leguizamo (5 pictures start here)
Nicole Scherzinger (4 pictures start here)
Alyson Hannigan (18 pictures start here)
Liv Tyler (16 pictures start here)
Johnny Knoxville (5 pictures start here)
Alexandra Burke (The X Factor) (9 pictures start here)
Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin (11 pictures start here)
Tim Dekay (White Collar) (2 pictures start here)
Snooki (15 pictures start here)
Janet Jackson (3 pictures start here)
Thalia (5 pictures start here)
Jodie Sweetin (3 pictures start here)
Niecy Nash (4 pictures start here)
Eva LaRue (6 pictures start here)
Melissa Rycroft (The Bachelor) (8 pictures start here)
Angelina Pivarnick (Jersey Shore) (1 picture starts here)
Kate Beckinsale and Len Wiseman (20 pictures start here)
Ashanti (7 pictures start here)
Heidi Klum and Seal (14 pictures start here)
Ice T and Coco (6 pictures start here)
Miss Universe Ximena Navarrete (13 picture starts here)
Harrison Ford (7 pictures start here)
Christina Aguilera (9 pictures start here)
Chris Noth (7 pictures start here)
Calista Flockhart (6 pictures start here)
Brooklyn Decker (3 pictures start here)
Fernanda Motta (5 pictures start here)
Kelly Choi (6 pictures start here)
Alessandra Torresani (The Runaways) (6 pictures start here)
Aly Michalka (Hellcats) (5 pictures start here)
Lauren Conrad (2 pictures start here)
Stephanie Pratt (4 pictures start here)
Matthew Morrison (Glee) (6 pictures start here)
Hugh Jackman (5 pictures start here)
Ali Fedotowsky and Roberto Martinez (The Bachelorette) (2 pictures start here)
Jason Wahler (Laguna Beach) (4 pictures start here)
Jamie Kennedy (4 pictures start here)
David Arquette (6 pictures start here)
Molly Sims (7 pictures start here)
Rick and Kathy Hilton (5 pictures start here)
Karissa Shannon (Playboy) (3 pictures start here)
Efren Ramirez (Napoleon Dynamite) (4 pictures start here)

NOTE: You can see the 2009 Celebrity Halloween Costume Roundup HERE

*628 celebrity Halloween costume pictures total in the gallery:

JWoww getting ready for church

As we all know, Halloween is this Sunday. I've been getting all kinds of emails from chicks wanting ideas for costumes. If dressing like a complete whore is your goal -- as it should be -- I think the choice is pretty obvious: JWoww. Here's what you'll need: That's it. The antibiotics are for the next morning to help fight off whatever STD you pick up during the night. For a variation of the costume, you can throw a yarmulke on your head and go as JewWoww.

Jessica Alba at Heidi Klum and Seal's annual Halloween Party in West Hollywood (10/31)

So what did you do for 12 hours yesterday? I edited and loaded 800+ celebrity Halloween pictures. Fuck my life. I'm not gonna lie: a lot of blood, sweat, tears, and semen went into this post. Do me a favor and click on some of these:

Kate Beckinsale: 10 pics here
Kim Kardashian: 10 pics here and 10 pics here
Jennifer Love Hewitt: 3 pics here
Anna Friel: 5 pics here
Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale: 10 pics here
Katerina Graham (The Vampire Diaries): 5 pics here
Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt: 32 pics here
Kourtney Kardashian: 5 pics here
The Saturdays: 30 pics here
Christina Aguilera: 30 pics here
Kathy and Rick Hilton: 5 pics here
Mel B: 31 pics here
Eliza Dushku and Rick Fox: 20 pics here
Helena Christensen: 5 pics here
Cisco Adler: 15 pics here
Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom: 5 pics here
James Gandolfini: 4 pics here
Peter Andre: 20 pics here
Today Show: 31 pics here
Julianne Hough: 10 pics here
Miranda Cosgrove: 5 pics here
Bai Ling: 2 pics here
Mickey Rourke: 20 pics here
Jordin Sparks: 5 pics here
Rupert Grint (Harry Potter): 2 pics here
Selita Ebanks: 16 pics here
Briana Evigan (Sorority Row): 15 pics here
Rachel Zoe: 10 pics here
Heid Montag and Spencer Pratt: 10 pics here
Kelly Osbourne: 8 pics here
Travis Barker: 5 pics here
Holly Madison: 25 pics here
Kellan Lutz (Twilight): 30 pics here
La Toya Jackson: 30 pics here
Ashley Greene (Twilight): 33 pics here
Katie Price: 7 pics here
Nicky Hilton: 15 pics here
Pixie Geldof: 15 pics here
Debbie Gibson: 15 pics here
Martha Stewart: 10 pics here
Rutina Wesley (True Blood): 10 pics here
Brooke Shields: 5 pics here
Jon Stewart: 10 pics here
Bette Midler: 30 pics here
Alyson Hannigan: 15 pics here
Tom Felton (Harry Potter): 5 pics here
AnnaLynne McCord: 25 pics here
Derek Hough: 10 pics here
Phoebe Price: 5 pics here
Laura Croft (Playboy Playmate): 10 pics here
Jessica Lowndes (90210): 15 pics here
Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon: 10 pics here
Heidi Klum and Seal: 31 pics here
Emile Hirsch: 5 pics here

Kim Kardashian's Halloween costume

Sweet Jesus, I knew Kim wouldn't disappoint. I've been looking for pics of her costume all damn day and she finally posted them to her blog a little while ago. So obviously Kim is "Princess Jizzmen" from the porn version of Disney's Aladdin, Analaddin. Coincidentally, every dude Kim came within 40 feet of on Saturday was wearing a very similar costume to each other: "[Insert Name of Costume] with a raging, almost violent erection."

Jennifer Love Hewitt's Halloween costume

Jamie Kennedy was nice enough to post this pic on his twitter of his girlfriend Jennifer Love Hewitt in her Halloween costume on Saturday. In other news, apparently Jennifer Love Hewitt owns a time machine. She left this body behind and traveled back to 1997 on Saturday. Dammit, I should have told her to pick me up an Ace of Base CD!

Bai Ling at socialite Allison Serofim's Halloween Party in New York (10/30)

And that something is the Asian version of Paris Hilton in the Year 2500. She nailed it.

Victoria's Secret Angel Selita Ebanks at Heidi Klum and Seal's annual Halloween Party in West Hollywood (10/31)

So what did she win? Ummm, I'm not sure exactly. But it seems like she deserves something for that costume. A trophy, a ribbon, a night of pure unbridled passion, something. Guess which one I can give her *wink* *wink* . . . I meant a trophy. I have a whole box of them I got from eBay. I would have been a fool not to purchase 75 used trophies for $49.95 + free shipping. Albuquerque's Most Improved Bowler, 1986-1987, right here motherfucker.