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Halle Berry picking up her daughter Nahla from school in West Hollywood (6/27)

Some people might say it's crossing a line to make fun of a 3-year-old for her art skills, but those people have obviously never seen one of Halle Berry's daughter Nahla's drawings. I mean, c'mon. It's like she's not even trying.

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Halle Berry is not a terrorist

I know this may shock and surprise you, but the horny dude working the security checkpoint at LAX airport pulled Halle Berry aside for an extra thorough inspection on Saturday. "I can't wait to take a break and beat off to this," he thought to himself as he made Halle lift her hands above her head to prove she didn't have a bomb strapped to her soft, bouncing breasts.

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Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, April 27

Halle Berry at Pane e Vino Trattoria in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Chord Overstreet, Dianna Agron, Kevin McHale, and Harry Shum Jr. filming Glee at Bethesda Fountain in Central Park (pics start here)

Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson arriving at LAX airport (pics start here)

Hayden Panettiere arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Ashley Greene arriving at the Vancouver airport (pics start here)

Emma Roberts arriving at Ken Paves salon in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Reality star Bethenny Frankel (Bethenny Ever After) out and about in New York with her daughter (pics start here)

Kendra Wilkinson arriving at a dance studio in Hollywood to practice for Dancing with the Stars (pics start here)

Naomi Watts leaving Whole Foods in New York (pics start here)

LeAnn Rimes arriving at Toronto Pearson International Airport in Canada (pics start here)

Whitney Port out and about in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Food Network star Alton Brown leaving the Brentwood Country Mart (pics start here)

Jessica Alba leaving Barneys New York in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

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Halle Berry at the Silver Rose Gala and Auction at the Beverly Hills Hotel (4/17)

Even though there's been talk that Halle Berry and her ex Gabriel Aubry have resolved their custody dispute, don't believe it. They still hate each other with a passion From the Chicago Sun Times:
The Halle Berry custody battle with ex-boyfriend Gabriel Aubry continues to get nastier. The actress is said to be irate that Aubry’s complaints — about Berry having to be in New York with their daughter Nahla for an extended run in her Broadway debut — forced her to drop out of the show [about the Martin Luther King Jr. assassination in 1968].

“Halle is devastated. [Starring on Broadway] was something she’s dreamed about doing for years,” said a source close to Berry.

Aubry reportedly does not seem concerned by threats Berry will do everything she can do to “get” the model — whom she believes is out to destroy her career.
Sorry Halle, Aubry isn't out to destroy your career -- you did that to yourself when you starred in Catwoman. Besides, who would want to go and see Halle on Broadway anyways? The only place I'd pay to see her perform live is one where the theatrical scenery on the stage consisted of just one item: a pole.

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Halle Berry at the 13th Annual Costume Designers Guild Awards in Beverly Hills (2/22)

The more that comes out about Halle Berry, the crazier she sounds. In other words, she keeps getting hotter and hotter. Via Contact Music:
Halle Berry's sister Renee says she doesn't understand why she and her family are being cut out of the Hollywood actresses life, reports the UK's Daily Mirror. The Oscar winning actress has not spoken to her sibling in five years and Renee says she cannot understand the lack of contact.

She told the British newspaper, "I'm sad to say it seems like she does not want anything to do with us. I have not spoken to her in about five years. I tried to contact her through her website, to congratulate her on her Oscar, but no one got back to me. We are desperate to understand why Halle is so upset, why she feels she cannot be with us. Halle will always be my baby sister...It is sad because our grandmother Cora, who died in 2003, did not raise us to be apart like this."

Renee also revealed that Berry has cut herself off from her brother Anthony, despite the fact that the two were extremely close several years ago.
Pfffft, this isn't news. Wake me up when Halle's sister has turned into a HIV positive prostitute like Mariah Carey's. If Halle's sister wants some sympathy, she's going to have to come up with a better sob story than "I haven't spoken to her in five years." She needs to reveal something about sexual abuse or money squandering naked pics of Halle when she was a teen. I'm guess those might get people to listen to what she has to say.

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The 2011 Academy Awards: Just the Attractive People

By any reasonable standard, the Academy Awards blew donkey cock last night (at one point James Franco walked out a dress which wouldn't have been funny even if I was high as a motherfucker). The telecast peaked when Anne Hathaway said "Welcome to..." and it was all downhill from there. But at least some fairly attractive women showed up. Like Penelope Cruz ... *makes motorboat sound with my lips*

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Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry at LAX last year

Seriously, this Halle Berry custody fight is more entertaining than any movie I've seen in the past five years. *kicks back feet and starts eating popcorn* From the Chicago Sun Times:
[Gabriel Aubry] is unhappy with what he claims is Berry’s total lack of respect for him — often calling him “just a model” — something Aubry believes eventually will have a negative impact on how he is perceived by the ex-couple’s daughter.

Separately, Aubry is said to despise Berry’s new beau, actor Olivier Martinez, “and is not happy with some things that have taken place — some very adult activities — in the presence of Nahla,” said another source who is friends with Aubry.
I wonder what kind of "adult activities" Gabriel's referring to that have been taking place in the presence of Nahla? Knowing Halle and Olivier, he's probably referring to the philosophical debates the two have been having recently on whether Egypt's government is a Constitutional Monarchy or a Totalitarian fascist regime. Or blowjobs. Definitely one of those two.

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Halle Berry is busty, nuts

Yesterday it was revealed that Halle Berry's ex Gabriel Aubry allegedly has recordings and emails of her acting like an all-around crazy bitch. Radar is claiming that they've seen some of the emails:
Halle Berry sent the father of her daughter a scorching email that said, "You were only good for one thing... Thanks for the donation."

"I honestly think Gabriel should release some of these messages he has from Halle, and tell his side of the story, but he won't," a source said. "He said he's going to save them for family court, which will be a private, press-free environment. I know it sounds like I'm painting a picture but Gabriel truly does not want to do anything at all that could potentially damage his daughter, and he knows attacking Halle in the press would ultimately do that.
Obviously Halle's got things backwards. SHE'S the one who's "only good for one thing." It's not like you go out with that piece of ass for the stimulating conversation about the pros and cons of the U.S. taking a more isolationist approach to foreign policy. You go out with her so you won't need Viagra. Halle should know by now that if it weren't solely for her awesome funbags, she'd never be able to put food on her table -- or used tissues in men's wastebaskets.

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Halle Berry in Malibu (12/12)

So apparently Halle Berry went apeshit last year after Gabriel Aubry was seen taking Kim Kardashian to a Lakers game -- and that may have been what set off this whole custody mess. And the Kardashians figure out a way to get their names in the news yet again. I guess I shouldn't be surprised. If they were famous back in 2001, I'm sure they would have released some kind of statement on 9/11: "The entire Kardashian family -- who you can see in a new reality show Sunday night on E! -- is saddened . . ." From Radar:
"She left a crazy message on Gabe’s cell just after some pictures came out of him at a Lakers game with a girl last year. She is mega, mega pissed in the message, calling him, and the girl, all kinds of names - it’s certainly something Halle wouldn’t want heard. Gabriel played it to me at the time, and said: ‘see what I have to deal with?!’ I really felt for the guy - I mean, he hadn’t done anything wrong....just gone on a date!"
I hate to defend Kim Kardashian here, but it's not her fault she's easy and guys want to "date" her for a night. I blame Jesus for not finding a way into Kim's heart at a younger age and guiding her through life on a righteous and moral path. Thanks a lot Jesus!

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Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry at the "Keep A Child Alive Ball" in 2009

Remember yesterday when I said Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry's custody fight was getting messy? Well it just got messier. Halle's publicist TMZ claims that Gabriel routinely used to demean and hurl N bombs at her. And yet she stayed with him and even had a kid. Oh yeah, this doesn't sound made up at all:
We're told ... in addition to calling her the "N" word, he would also call her a "f**king bitch" and other expletives.  And the vulgarities are not limited to face-to-face confrontations.  There are vulgar text messages as well. As one source told TMZ, "He constantly demeaned her. It was awful."
I'm not buying it. No way Gabriel said those things. Trust me, I was on the runway circuit with men like him for years. Not once did I meet someone whose heart wasn't full of love and understanding. Everyone thinks international modeling is nothing but blowjobs and threesomes, and while that's definitely true, there's also a lot of charity work involved. There's no room for racism. Frankly, these accusations are outrageous and I view them as a personal attack against all incredibly handsome men like Gabriel and me. I'm disgusted.

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