Halle Berry


Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez in Woodland Hills (11/7)

Here's crazy Halle Berry and her estranged husband Olivier Martinez on their way to a party together in Woodland Hills on Saturday. As you can see, Olivier is still wearing his wedding ring. Nope, nothing awkward about this whatsoever.  Isn't that right, Olivier?

"Yes --- *blink blink blink* -- nothing awkward about this -- *blink blink blink* -- whatsoever."

Holy shit, I think he just blinked "HELP ME" in Morse code.

*20 Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez pictures total in the gallery:

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Halle Berry is the devil incarnate

In the wake of her divorce announcement last week to current husband Olivier Martinez, Halle Berry's first ex-husband David Justice went on a little Twitter rant yesterday. In summary, Halle Berry is an evil fucking bitch. The end.
"I just want to thank Halle for finally squashing all of the rumors in the past,that I had physically abused her,causing the hearing loss. My intention was not to bash Halle, as I specifically said that Halle has NEVER verbally said it .I just wished that when the rumors were out she could've squashed them at that time. I have 3 kids and a wife for 15 years. It was important that my kids knew that their dad didn't do what has been so regularly reported over the years. Now that Halle has confirmed the truth, I will go back to my coaching and mentoring the kids in my community, coaching baseball, football and basketball. Say what you want about me because I'm far from perfect, but don't say that I hit Halle. My mom didn't raise me that way. Now,I'll go back into my little small place on this earth and be quiet...Peace!"

"It was a former Hollywood boyfriend (WS) that she told me ! #getyourfactsright
FACT: Halle Berry used to date Wesley Snipes.
FACT: Wesey Snipes' initials are WS.
When she first reported that she had been in abusive relationships,she wouldn't name the "famous" former boyfriend (WS)..

She was mad at me leaving the relationship so she and her Hollywood Team just tried to destroy my character.It had to be my fault,right?

Yup..Me,Eric,Gabriel and Olivier were all her "Knight in Shining Armor",until it ends..Then we all become the worst guys in history.

Only the guys in the relationship with Halle know the real deal..there will be another,of course.He'll be called "The Best" until it ends.

Just wait,Olivier..It's coming! She insinuated that her daughter wasn't safe around Gabriel..look it up and see the reason! Just wrong.smh

It just makes me mad to still see the same lie being perpetuated about the source of her abuse being me.Never happened!#formerboyfriend"
Ex-husband #2 Eric Benet then tweeted:
My man at @23davidjustice is tweeting some truth dis' mornin'!
In hindsight, the tattoo that Halle has above her crotch that reads "Abandon All Hope Ye' Who Enter" should have been a major red flag for these guys. Yeah she's pretty, but so was Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct.

*10 Halle Berry pictures total in the gallery:

  • Halle Berry Nucking Futs 1
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Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez divorce

Third time's not the charm for Halle Berry. After a little over two years of marriage, Halle and her baguette-loving husband, French actor Olivier Martinez, are divorcing. Halle previously divorced David Justice in 1997 and Eric Benet in 2005. To put that in perspective, Kim Kardashian has had less divorces. Wow. In a statement, the couple said:
"We move forward with love and respect for one another and the shared focus of what is best for our son. We wish each other nothing but happiness in life and we hope that you respect our and, most importantly, our children's privacy as we go through this difficult period."
A source adds to E!:
"Olivier has spent a lot of time in France and working overseas. They have had long stretches of time apart and both seem happier when they don't have to deal with the other. They have a lot of differences culturally and as far as lifestyle goes. Things didn't jive between them and they grew apart. It was a challenge to meet each others' needs and be on the same team. They've essentially been separated for several months, but now they are both ready for a clean break and to move on with their lives."
This whole long-winded explanation can be summed up in three words: bitch is crazy. By all accounts, Halle Berry is goddamn crazy. You fuck crazy. You don't marry it. Wow, I should put that on my next line of greeting cards. Also, I should start a greeting card company.

*15 Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez pictures total in the gallery:

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Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, October 27

Halle Berry at Topanga Mall in L.A. (pics start here)

Jaime Pressly at the 26th annual "A Time For Heroes" family festival in L.A. (pics start here)

Amber Rose promoting her new book How To Be A Bad Bitch at Barnes & Noble Tribeca in New York (pics start here)

Rebecca Gayheart and Eric Dane out and about in the Larchmont Village neighborhood of L.A. (pics start here)

Actress Melissa Benoist (Supergirl) at the Empire State Building in New York (pics start here)

Ashley Tisdale leaving a gym in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Kate Bosworth arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Dita Von Teese arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Eric Stonestreet arriving at Jimmy Kimmel Live! studios in Hollywood (pics start here)

George Clooney and Amal Clooney at the premiere of Our Brand is Crisis at the TCL Theatre in Hollywood (pics start here)

AnnaSophia Robb out and about in New York (pics start here)

Nicole Kidman and her husband Keith Urban leaving J Sheekeys restaurant in London (pics start here)

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This is just weird

Some weirdo dumped a blood-covered couch in front of Halle Berry's house in the Hollywood Hills last week. Gross, yes, and possibly full of disease and racoons, but it beats going to IKEA."Let me just move this 84-pound rectangular box...and now my spine is ruined."

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  • Halle Berry Blood Couch 1
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Halle Berry arriving to the set of Jimmy Kimmel Live! (8/17); Ali Larter leaving a gym in West Hollywood (8/16)

I think those "Who Wore it Better?" features they always have in Us Weekly and People would be better if there were more tits involved. Life is just more fun with tits.

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Halle Berry

Halle Berry at The Hollywood Foreign Press Association's Grants Banquet in Beverly Hills (8/13)

*30 Halle Berry pictures total in the gallery:

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Olivier Martinez shopping in L.A. over the past few months

Would it kill this guy to mix in some sourdough or ciabatta?

*11 Olivier Martinez pictures total in the gallery:

  • Olivier Martinez So Damn French 1
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Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez leaving the Chateau des Conde after their wedding

For the third time in her life (the first two were to David Justice and Eric Benet), Halle Berry is officially married. She and fiance/baby daddy/lunatic Olivier Martinez exchanged vows in front of 60 guests on Saturday at the Chateau des Conde in Vallery, France. And as you can see from the picture above, Halle is heads over heels excited about being Olivier's wife -- almost as excited as that time she got stung by a bee while on her way to the IRS office for a grueling audit. Congrats you two!

*15 Halle Berry wedding pictures total in the gallery:

  • Halle Berry France Wedding 1
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Halle Berry out for lunch in Hollywood (5/12)

+ Gerard Butler probably banged Miranda Kerr [The Superficial]

+ Miley Cyrus has a message for her haters [Celebuzz]
+ Ashley Tisdale's boobs in a bikini [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Heather Graham is ageless [Popoholic]
+ I like girls because squishy [Linkiest]

+ Lindsay Ellingson goes topless for Victoria's Secret [Hollywood Tuna]
+ You suck, Katharine Webb [Busted Coverage]
+ Richard Branson is the world's ugliest woman [Brobible]
+ Jesse Heiman continues to pull ass [moejackson]

+ Nip slip! [Guyism]
+ Reese Witherspoon is back to blonde [Socialite Life]
+ Irina Shayk is purty [Yeeeah!]
+ Teen mom still thinks her professionally-shot sex tape is private [popbytes]

*20 Halle Berry pictures total in the gallery:

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