Archive: Gwyneth Paltrow

As I mentioned last month, Madonna’s brother, Cristopher Ciccone, is writing a tell-all about his sister. To drum up a little publicity for the book, Chris is leaking some stories to the press. Like that one time Madonna made out with Gwyneth Paltrow. From UK tabloid The Sun:

Madonna grabbed Gwyneth Paltrow and gave her a steamy kiss on the lips at a boozy showbiz party, a sensational new book reveals.

A biography by the Queen of Pop’s brother claims to lift the lid on Madge’s sexual conquests, love affairs, drug-taking and rows with husband Guy Ritchie. And it will tell how Madonna, now 49, flirted with Oscar-winning actress Gwyneth at a glamorous New Year party thrown by leading fashion designer Dontatella Versace.

The Like A Virgin singer was dancing on a table at 4am when she dragged Gwyneth up to join her. Younger brother Christopher Ciconne will tell how he watched as the pair started dancing together. Then — as party-goers watched in amazement — Madonna grabbed Gwynnie, pulled her to her and kissed the stunned Hollywood star full on the mouth. (Source)

Is this the most “sensational” story this book has to offer? Considering who the main character is, you think there’d be more stories of gangbangs, bestiality, and bestiality gangbangs. The only thing shocking about Madonna kissing Gwenyth is that she wasn’t immediately rushed to the ICU. Kissing Madonna is a lot like when the Prince kissed Snow White — only in reverse.

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America is dumb

Gwyneth Paltrow and Robert Downey Jr.’s new film Iron Man earned an amazing $104.2 million over the weekend. You heard that right, a superhero movie starring Gwyneth “fake British accent” Paltrow made $100 million+ in its first weekend. Us Weekly says:

Combined with international sales, Iron Man earned $201 million — the highest of Downey Jr’s. career. It was the best weekend opening for a non-sequel since Spider-Man — which made $114.8 million on the same weekend in 2002 — and the 10th best opening of all time. (Source)

$104 million? That’s almost enough money to cover Robert’s coke habit. Two more sequels and this movie franchise might actually break even. We should be proud of him though — it’s no small feat to be a recovering coke addict that picks himself up from the gutter and ends up making meaningful contributions to our society . . . just ask the current president. Don’t laugh democrats, Barack Obama was a bedwetter until 26.

Gwyneth Paltrow at the premiere of Iron Man in London (4/24)

Gwyneth Paltrow skipped out on a $100k+ dinner thrown in her honor last week in London. After the premiere of Paltrow’s latest film Iron Man, 30 of her close friends and family — including her husband Chris Martin’s parents — were invited to the exclusive Cocoon restaurant. Just minutes before she was supposed to arrive, Paltrow called a Paramount executive at the party and told him she was going to a different restaurant instead. A source told England’s Daily Mail:

“A lot of thought and money had gone into the party. Gwyneth had specifically asked for chilled bottles of Perrier Jouet champagne and some vodka cocktails to get the party going. Everything was in place and had been arranged around her. Apparently someone at Paramount got a call saying Gwyneth and Chris were going for dinner and wouldn’t be coming. The senior execs were not at all happy. To make matters even worse, the other star of the movie, Robert Downey Jnr, was with her – so there were no stars at the party at all. There were a lot of embarrassed faces. No one could believe that all of Chris’s family had made the trip to London, only for their son and daughter-in-law not to turn up.

“Gwyneth was due to arrive at 10.30pm and had demanded a special entrance so that she and Chris would not be photographed together. They have a pact never to be photographed together and everyone had to go to ridiculous lengths to ensure no one could get a picture, including a ban on cameras inside the venue.” (Source)

I know Coldplay sucks and all but, damn Gwyneth, isn’t that’s a little harsh? If she’s so ashamed of Chris why did she marry him? Oh well, I guess it’s not too late. I hear one of the dudes from Pearl Jam is single — Gwyneth should start dating him. I know she’s technically still married but what’s her husband gonna do? Cry and whine him to death?

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Gwyneth Paltrow leaving the Neil George Salon in Beverly Hills on Thursday

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In a desperate effort to gain some semblance of street cred, Gwyneth Paltrow has come out and said that she, too, has road rage!

Gwyneth Paltrow seems like the epitome of sophisticated living, but not if you take in account her driving habits. Paltrow, says she’s kicked her smoking habit, but she can’t let go of blasting bad drivers. “I curse when I drive,” the “Shakespeare in Love” star tells the September issue of Harper’s Bazaar. “I’m like a horribly aggressive New York driver. I’m always yelling ‘[Bleep] you!’ at truck drivers and honking my horn!”

I believe that Gwyneth Paltrow yells “Fuck You” at truck drivers about as much as I believe that the Kirsten Dunst has never had a penis… in other words not at all. I mean does Gwyneth Paltrow even know how to drive a car? Something tells me she’d get in a car and just start pushing random buttons on the radio that would somehow result in a fiery explosion.

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