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Pull up a chair because the Denise Richards/Charlie Sheen custody battle is starting to get good. From the New York Daily News:
Denise Richards walloped Charlie Sheen with a custody action yesterday, claiming he was an unfit dad. The "Two and a Half Men" star shot back: "Clearly the mother of my children has no interest in responsible co-parenting when it comes to my relationship with our girls. She behaves as though she owns our children. She does not. A day of legal reckoning for her is fast approaching. The truth will prevail." (Source)
Wow, what a wordsmith! Interesting fact of the day: Did you know that Charlie Sheen wrote the first bible? It's true! In the original version, Psalms 2, Chapter 8, Verse 7 read something like, "And when thou talketh to a prostitute, remindith her to swallow . . . lest she defile ye own's carpet." Another little known fact is that Charlie's original version of the Ninth Commandment read: "Do not covet thy neighbor's wife . . . unless she's hot. Or if her husband's not home. Or if she's breathing. As a matter of fact, don't live by any neighbors!"
