Guy Fieri

Guy Fieri's Lamborghini stolen

Thieves broke into a San Francisco Lamborghini dealership early Tuesday and stole TV host Guy Fieri's Lamborghini Gallardo. And they did it in under a minute. From the San Francisco Chronicle:

Sometime in the wee hours of Tuesday, a thief climbed up to the roof of the dealership, attached a climbing rope, and then rappelled into the showroom, investigators said.

He - or she - then cut the lock to the dealership's garage door and drove off with Fieri's car

Fieri [star of the game show "Minute to Win It" and "Diners, Drive-ins and Dives"] could not be reached for comment. And managers of the Bentley, Lamborghini, Lotus dealership on Van Ness Avenue where the chef's prized ride was until Tuesday, were pointedly not saying much.

This story isn't sad because an expensive car was stolen from its owner. It's sad because this Fieri douchebag can actually afford a $200,000 Lamborghini. You'd never think that effeminate guys with spiked, frosted hair would become rich -- you'd think they'd become ballerinas or French.

*17 Guy Fieri pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Thursday, July 8

Elizabeth Hurley arriving to the Valentino Autumn/Winter 2010/2011 show at Paris Fashion Week (pics start here)

Ewan McGregor arriving to Berlin-Tegel Airport in Germany (pics start here)

Kim Kardashian at a salon in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Actress Jessica Stockmann arriving to the Laurel Fashion Show at Mercedes Benz Fashion Week in Berlin (pics start here)

Olivia Munn signing copies of her new book Suck It, Wonder Woman! at Borders Columbus Circle in New York (pics start here)

Milla Jovovich arriving to Berlin-Tegel Airport in Germany (pics start here)

Anna Paquin leaving Hugo's restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Bethenny Frankel filming a cooking segment for CBS' The Early Show in New York (pics start here)

Owen Wilson and Marion Cotillard filming a scene for Midnight In Paris in Paris, France (pics start here)

Hilary Duff leaving a gym in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Enrique Iglesias arriving to My House nightclub in L.A. (pics start here)

Brenda Song leaving a salon in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Food Network host Guy Fieri leaving Pastis in New York (pics start here)

*118 photos total in the gallery: