Shauna Sand and her new boyfriend Greg Knudson in Malibu (3/18)
America's favorite skank Shauna Sand took to the beach in Malibu today to show off her new boyfriend, surely-must-be-unemployed model Greg Knudson. Seems like a real charmer. I especially like when he pulled Shauna's bikini top off in front of the paparazzi. It takes a true Casanova to commit first degree sexual assault in front of ten cameras. Barbara Walters needs to book an interview with these two, and fast. I can't wait to hear the romantic story of how they first met: "So I logged onto Adult FriendFinder one night . . ."
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