Gisele leaving La La Ling baby boutique in Los Feliz (6/27)
+ What the fuck is up with Cassie's head? [
Bastardly]
+ Kid Rock secretly dating Kellie Pickler? [
The Superficial]
+ Your Jessica Alba/Marisa Miller smoking hot pic of the week [
College Humor]
+
Ciara is see-through [Drunken Stepfather]
+
Lindsay Lohan Turns 23 in her Bikini(s), Looks Terrible. [Egotastic!]
+ Heidi Montag's sister and Sanjaya are still dating [
I'm Not Obsessed]
+ Anna Kournikova is hot and she knows it [
Popoholic]
+ Damn Isabel Lucas is hot [
Just Jared]
+
Ashley Tisdale and her short shorts [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Rihanna almost upskirt [
The Blemish]
+ Solange Knowles has camel toe [
Dlisted]
+ Usher's life turning into a Maury Povich episode [
Cele|bitchy]
+ Nick Cannon is turning Mariah Carey into a fatty [
A Socialite's Life]
+ Fergie has humongous granny panties [
CityRag]
Gisele bikini pics! Gisele in Miami (Oct. 2007)
Gisele Brazilian supermodel Gisele
The Costume Institute Gala was sexy Believe it or not, not everyone at the Costume Institute Gala last night
dressed like a
complete jackass. The list of winners (there's 147 pictures
on PAGE 2. This post took me god damn forever to edit and upload so do me a favor and click on some of them):
Miranda Kerr
Bar Refaeli
Kate Bosworth
Blake Lively
Cindy Crawford
Marion Cotillard
Diane Kruger
Heidi Klum
Jessica Biel
Karolina Kurkova
Rachel Bilson
Victoria Beckham
Jessica Alba
Gisele
Selma Blair
Kate Beckinsale
Eva Longoria
Ivanka Trump
Melania Trump
Rosario Dawson
Good god. It reads like a hit list of chicks I routinely beat off to.
Gisele Gisele at a press conference for Ipanema Sandals in Madrid (4/22)
Tom Brady and Gisele leaving St. Monica's church in Santa Monica after their first wedding (2/26)
Shots were fired at the wedding of Tom Brady and Gisele Saturday night in Costa Rica (their "show" wedding; the two were legally married last month in Santa Monica). Because when Costa Rican security guards say no pictures, they really fucking mean no pictures. From the
Boston Herald:
According to two spokesmen for the INF photo agency, photographers were hiding in the brush near Gisele’s beachfront home taking pictures of the event when they were rousted by the newlyweds’ security guards.
The photographers, identified as Yuri and Rolando Cortez and Carlos Aviles, were marched up to Bundchen’s villa where they were ordered to surrender their still photos and video. The men refused and fled with the security guards in pursuit.
Two of the photographers ran to a waiting SUV and jumped in as a guard fired a shot at them. The bullet shattered the Suzuki’s rear window, passed between the two men in the front seat and bounced off the windshield.
Holy crap. Thank god shit like that isn't allowed here in America. A ton of paparazzi hang out in front of clubs such as Teddy's and Les Deux. Think of all the innocent bystanders that would be injured if guards and bouncers were to allowed to shoot at them. Paris Hilton and Heidi Montag are there all the time. Wait a minute . . .
UPDATE: Celebslam.com is proud to announce that Paris Hilton and Heidi Montag are the winners of the "Send a Celebrity to Costa Rica" sweepstakes
Bridget Moynahan and her son Jack in Pacific Palisades (3/26)
Bridget Moynahan's "camp" is not happy with that bitch Gisele telling
Vanity Fair that Jack Moynahan -- the baby the actress had with Tom Brady before he married the supermodel -- was
100% hers. One of Bridget's friends told the
New York Post:
"If Gisele loved Bridget's child like he was '100 percent her own,' then she would not talk about him in the press. Discretion and respect are not either of Gisele or Tom's virtues, as was evidenced even when the child was still unborn and they publicly flaunted their relationship without any discretion whatsoever.
"Don't you think Jack will grow up and read her comments and find them disrespectful to him and his mother? If Tom is such a great father as everyone likes to say, then you would think that he'd respect the privacy of his young child and would ask his wife not to use his son as a publicity prop and a subject of public discussion. Is she is so desperate for attention that she can't find anything more productive to talk about other than Bridget's child?" (Source)
I think the only responsible thing to do here is let young Jack decide who he wants to be raised by. Behind Door #1 we have struggling actress Bridget Moynahan and her bitter, probably fat, friends. Behind Door #2 we have Super Bowl MVP Tom Brady and his supermodel wife Gisele who has tons of hot supermodel friends. Gee, I wonder who he'd choose?
Gisele in Horizontina, Brazil (3/15)
It's illegal to just claim another woman's baby, right? Mind you, the biological mother is still alive. I'm not talking about an adoption. Well I think someone forgot to tell Gisele.
The baby that her
new husband Tom Brady had with
ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan in 2007? It's her's now. It's Gisele's. From
Vanity Fair:
After John Edward Thomas Moynahan was born, in August 2007, Brady and Gisele began shuttling between Boston, where Brady’s football team is based, and Los Angeles, where Moynahan lives. "When we are in L.A. we have Johnny 50 percent of the time," Gisele says. "He’s a little angel—the sweetest, most cuddly, loving baby. I feel blessed to have him in my life."
Last year she and Brady purchased an $11.7 million plot of land in a gated community in Brentwood. Despite their commitment to spending time with John, however, Gisele has never met his mother. "I understand that he has a mom, and I respect that, but to me it’s not like because somebody else delivered him, that’s not my child. I feel it is, 100 percent," Gisele says. "I want him to have a great relationship with his mom, because that’s important, but I love him the same way as if he were mine. I already feel like he’s my son, from the first day." (Source)
What if this actually was legal? What if you could just claim another woman's baby simply because you were hotter. Ugly chicks would stop having babies. 1000 years from now, we'd be living in a society with just hot people. "Survival of the
Fittest 34DDs" if you will. My god it's brilliant.
Gisele bikini pics!Gisele in Miami (October 2007)
Gisele's ass out and about in Sherman Oaks (1/7)
Ladies, have you always wanted to look like a supermodel . . . on her day off? Fellas,
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To enter simply leave a comment on this story and one other story from today or last week (note: leave a comment in the comments thread of the second story, not in this thread). I'll pick a comment at random and, voila, free pair of jeans. I'll post the winner next Monday.
UPDATE (1/19): Congratulations to "Rawrr." I'll email you for contact info. Everybody else, check back in February for a new giveaway.
