"We don't know a thing about it. Nobody told me. We talked to him and there's nothing to say. It's rumor, rumor, rumor. It must be a slow news day." (Source)I knew something was fishy about this story. Gisele could do so much better than Tom. Like me. I happen to have a lot of things that Tom doesn't. Crushing debt, for example.
Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen in Paris in 2007
Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen are supposedly planning a small wedding in Costa Rica early next year (Gisele owns a house in the country). The two have been dating for almost two years. An insider told In Touch:
"They're not going the traditional route. There will be no engagement, just a small wedding in mid-March." (Source)
Two-time Super Bowl MVP, millionaire many times over, and now he's marrying a supermodel. The only way Tom's life could be any more perfect is if women didn't laugh at him when he took off his pants . . . that happens to all guys, right? Fellas?
[PICS: Pacific Coast News, STORY: With Leather]
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Gisele Bundchen filming a music video for the rock band Blackcowboy on Melrose Avenue (10/9)
NOTE: 18 more Gisele Bundchen music video pics on PAGE 2 (CLICK HERE)
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Gisele Bundchen bikini pics
Hooray for new features! Gisele Bundchen in St. Barts. (12/2006)
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Supermodel Gisele Bundchen outside her West Village apartment (3/17)
Gisele Bundchen in Miami last month (10/20)
Gisele pissed off a bunch off people Tuesday at the Suffolk Street "Nightmare Haunted House" in NYC, people who obviously can't grasp the concept that supermodels are just better humans. A "spy" told the New York Post:
"She showed up with three friends and bought tickets around 9:45. She cut the entire line of people still waiting for their 9:30 entry." (Source)
The horror! A celebrity cut in line without waiting with the rest of the mouth-breathers? I'm sure Leonardo DiCaprio, Naomi Campbell, and (insert any number of celebrities) would never do such a thing! Who does she think she is? Cutting in line should be reserved for the mentally handicapped . . . like Janeane Garofalo and that chick I hit on in the produce aisle the other day. BTW, Tom Brady wasn't at the event because he was too busy throwing ANOTHER touchdown against the Redskins.
Gisele Bundchen
Gisele Bundchen and her boyfriend Tom Brady enjoyed a relaxing day at the Setai Hotel pool in South Beach on Monday. Gisele's activities included picking her wedgie and eating full bites of food. Look at her, it's almost like she doesn't care anymore. Does she wanna weight over 100 pounds because that's where she's headed with that reckless habit. And then who will future generations of women turn to to develop their distorted body images?
NOTE: Check out Gisele's bikini pics from this weekend HERE
Gisele Bundchen bikini pics!
How great must life be for Tom Brady right now? His football team is undefeated and he's banging a supermodel. I totally know how he feels, that sense of swagger. On Saturday night I pulled a Park Place game piece off my Chicken McNuggets. All I need is Boardwalk and I'm a millionaire!
