George Clooney

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After sleeping with literally millions of women, George Clooney may have finally found a keeper, his current fling, Italian model Elisabetta Canalis. Her vagina must have alchemist powers, right? Stick a piece of lead in there and it spits out a piece of pure gold. From the San Francisco Chronicle:

George Clooney is reportedly getting serious about his new girlfriend - he has bought her a ring. The movie hunk started dating Italian actress and TV personality Elisabetta Canalis this summer and has moved her into his Studio City home in California. And sources tell In Touch magazine he's so smitten with the European beauty he has bought her a string of gifts - including a gem of a ring.

Friends insist the Cartier diamond is not an engagement ring, but it is a sign his romance with Canalis is getting serious. One insider tells In Touch, "Every day is like Christmas at George's house for Elisabetta." Clooney's publicist had not replied to requests for a comment by the time WENN went to press.

You know why George Clooney will never marry this chick? Because he's George Clooney. Any guy that can bang the hottest chicks on Earth on a daily basis will never settle for just one woman . . . unless of course that woman was her. Besides, Elisabetta probably doesn't posses the one thing George is looking for in a woman: huge tits pretty face a Toyota Prius.

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It's official: George Clooney has had sex with every woman in Hollywood. In an interview with Betty Confidential, Access Hollywood host Nancy O'Dell admitted that she fell for George's charms, and more importantly his penis, after she split with her husband Richard back in the day (details of their split have strangely been deleted from her Wikipedia page):

"When I was single, George and I did have a connection, which started with work. I was between my divorce and my current husband [Keith Zubulevich] and yes, we went to dinner a few times! I clicked with George and we always got along so well. I think the world of him. It was difficult for me, because you get to learn so much about him off camera and you obviously can’t talk about it. You have to draw the line between friend and not reporter. Sometimes it’s difficult to do the correct thing."

Are we really supposed to believe that these two just "went to dinner a few times"? Yeah right. George has been in more poon than an OB/GYN. No mortal woman has a chance against his charm and good looks. Did you know he actually holds a tenth degree black-belt in one-night-stands? He's like the Bruce Lee of cooking breakfast for chicks whose name he forgot. "Here's some eggs and bacon, Nancy. Or is it Nina? Naomi? Aw fuck."

George Clooney at a press conference for his new film Up in the Air at the Toronto International Festival (9/12)

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Paris Hilton and Brittany Flickinger leaving Dan Tana's in Hollywood (12/20)

According to Life & Style magazine, even though it looked odd that Paris Hilton and George Clooney were eating dinner together at Dan Tana's restaurant on December 20 (along with director Ridley Scott, Marvel Studios chairman David Maisel, and Paris' new BFF Brittany Flickinger), it wasn't the first time they've been spotted together. From the mag:

Life & Style has learned exclusively that the night before, George, 47, and Paris, 27, had a far more intimate meeting at the Whiskey Bar at the Sunset Marquis hotel in West Hollywood.

A source said: "Paris and George sat and talked together for ages. They didn't seem to be aware of anyone else in the room." (Source)

I'm calling bullshit. George Clooney hooking up with Paris Hilton is like Marisa Miller fucking Screech from Saved by the Bell. They're hot. They have standards. Obviously this story was planted by Paris's publicist. I'm surprised there's not a line in there about how her hair "looked amazing."