By DReaD
Demi Moore used to be one of the world’s most desired women and this was demonstrated when she became the first actress to make $10 million a movie. Moore became so powerful in the movie industry that she was able to make re-writes to movies she appeared in. Her infamous howl of “suck my dick” in “GI Jane” actually read “excuse me sergeant, have you seen my hair curlers?” in the original screenplay.
For “Striptease” Moore was given $12 million. The film shows off two of the most famous plastic tits in Hollywood, Burt Reynolds and Armand Assante. These men still believe nothing says macho more than a hairy chest, a gold medallion and the ability to melt their faces in front of hot studio lights.
oore paid a film crew to film the birth of her daughter, Rumer Willis. After seeing the baby, the director immediately offered a refund.
Talking about famous plastic tits, Dolly Parton is sitting on a goldmine. The petite singer is worth somewhere in the region of $220 million. Being a loveable, beautiful and intelligent woman with a huge pair of breasts fortune means Dolly is the target of many unwanted suitors, but none of them have hands big enough for her huge pair of breasts liking.
Dolly was actually born in 1946 but has not let age wither her glamorous style. Her wigs, false eyelashes, heavy make-up and cosmetic surgery help give her that natural look cowboys like, although it would be cheaper for her to give them all a six-pack of Bud each and then knock herself out.
Dolly has often claimed her hefty chest is all “bought and paid for”, at a cost of just $3,000. But in those early days of cosmetic surgery, doctors didn’t use saline implants, they used sides of beef.
George Clooney is a rich man. The UN peace envoy was paid a rumored $28 million just to make three lousy Batman films, fortunately he only managed to make one lousy Batman film. When asked about what his role as UN peace envoy entails he said something about getting to bang foxy chicks from under-developed countries who normally would not get a chance with a movie star. What a trooper.
UN peace envoy Clooney is known for his philanthropic ways and his love for nature. He has even been known to return or reject salaries that are too high. His reason being, once you get to $100 million, that’s enough for him and his friends to play “Virtual Monopoly” with real money… and real houses… and real cannons.
UN peace envoy Clooney made an appearance in the film “Return of the Killer Tomatoes”. His fee? A family sized bag of chips, a slightly used electric shaver and the chance to tap the director’s “personal assistant”.
One of the greatest actors, Jack Nicholson, is also a great negotiator; he pulled of a deal worth $60 million just to play the Joker in “Batman”. He did this by entering the producer’s office by smashing his head through the door and reprising his role as Jack from “The Shining”. The poor, innocent Hollywood producer was so scared he offered Nicholson anything. Nicholson accepted the producer’s percentage deal, his new Ferrari, his coke stash, his wife and his 20 year old girlfriend.
The amount of Jack’s wealth is something of legend. The exact figure is cloudy, like his urine after a night out with close friend Roman Polanski, but figures of around $700 million have been mentioned. This is enough to get him into George Lucas’ high-stakes poker games, where cars, houses and even midgets have swapped hands.
Jack is a big fan of a group of men and women who are the absolute epitome of acting and demonstrate skills at the highest echelons of theatrics… the WWE.
