Elisabetta Canalis arriving to the Casamigos Halloween party in Beverly Hills (10/31)
Here's George Clooney's ex Elisabetta Canalis arriving to the Casamigos Tequila Halloween party on Saturday night. Not a big deal until you realize that he's one of the owners of Casamigos. I guess it's not too surprising she's there. If George banned all the chicks he fucked from attending his party, that'd leave 50 guys in a room with Caitlyn Jenner. We're gonna need some more tequila.
*30 Elisabetta Canalis pictures total in the gallery:
Miley Cyrus leaving Hugo's Tacos in Studio City (5/9)
George Clooney has some words for Miley Cyrus . . . kind words. Wait, what? Nothing about her need to shower? Or shave her arm pits? He told Access Hollywood:
"So I've gotten to know Miley and we have a little Kentucky history together," said Clooney, who, like Cyrus' dad Billy Ray, was born in the Bluegrass State. "She was fantastic to work with, I'm telling you. Like fantastic and fun and a real pro."A real pro? Fantastic to work with? Impressed? It's almost as if this wild child image Miley cultivates via social media has been carefully crafted by a major music corporation to increase album sales and concert revenue. Aw crap -- I shouldn't have said that. If I turn up dead tomorrow, follow the clues.
The "Tomorrowland" actor wasn't the only one impressed by the pop star.
"Bill Murray and I had drinks a few nights ago and he was just talking about how impressed he was as an entertainer and also just as a -- just in general as a pro -- how professional she was," Clooney said. "I really liked her."
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Paparazzi photos from Saturday, September 27, and Sunday, September 28
George Clooney and his wife Amal Alamuddin leaving the The Aman Canal Grande Venice after their wedding (pics start here)
Jessica Alba out and about in Soho, New York (pics start here)
Malin Akerman out and about in L.A. (pics start here)
Victoria Beckham leaving her boutique on Dover Street in London (pics start here)
Lindsay Lohan leaving the Playhouse Theatre in London (pics start here)
Kelly Brook out and about in Hollywood (pics start here)
Heloise Godet at the premiere of Goodbye To Language at the 52nd New York Film Festival (pics start here)
Rihanna arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)
Heidi Klum at her children's soccer game in Brentwood (pics start here)
Tom Cruise on the set of Mission: Impossible 5 in London (pics start here)
Kim Kardashian out and about in Paris (pics start here)
Jack Osbourne and his wife Lisa Osbourne on their way to the Studio City Farmer's Market (pics start here)
*112 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:
Elisabetta Canalis and Brian Perri leaving Sassari Cathedral in Sardinia, Italy (9/14)
Remember Elisabetta Canalis? She dated George Clooney back in the day, and then rebounded, incredibly, with Steve O. Well she's officially taken. She married her fiance, orthopedic surgeon Brian Perri, Sunday in Sardinia. Of course Clooney's getting married in a few weeks, but it looks like Elisabetta beat him to the punch. Poor George. I bet he's just moping around his 20 bedroom Italian villa right now. "Gosh darn it, that girl whose name I forgot got married," he's muttering to himself.
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George Clooney's fiance Amal Alamuddin in New York (3/19)
Multiple sources have confirmed to Us Weekly and People that George Clooney and his girlfriend Amal Alamuddin are engaged. Alamuddin, a 36-year-old British attorney, and Clooney were first spotted together last October, which means he's been banging her for almost seven months now. He's supposed to dump her and get a new one, not propose. A source told People:
"George and Amal are trying to keep things very low-key but they also aren't really trying to hide this, it doesn't seem. I think it's like they want the people they love to know that this is real, that they plan on being together forever."Oh man, this is terrible. George must be under tremendous stress right now. The important thing for him to remember is to just breathe and know that everything will work out. Of course I'm talking about him planning where to go on his honeymoon. The dick has already vacationed everywhere in the god damn world, so nothing would be new to him. I'm so glad I'm not in his position right now. #onepercentproblems
The engagement happened "not that long ago, I think," the source adds, and the couple don't appear to have wedding plans in the works - yet.
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Stacy Keibler's new husband sounds a bit insecure
Stacy Keibler's new husband is making her cut off all contact with George Clooney. Oh this marriage sounds like it's off to a great start. From the National Enquirer:
Just days after Stacy Keibler tied the knot with richer-than-hell digital advertising mogul Jared Pobre, old flame George Clooney ex-texted her best wishes, saying: "I always knew you would make someone a beautiful wife, and you have. I wish you and Jared a beautiful life together."Look, we've had our fun at George's expense over the years, but I think it's safe to say that Jared has nothing to worry about regarding the old coot wanting another crack at his own sloppy seconds. Jared's time would be better spent keeping an eye on the Master of Shit Stunts himself, Steve-O. No one would have ever linked Steve to George, but that didn't stop Elisabetta Canalis from humiliating herself, her family, and the Shaolin Temple by grinding some Jackass cock after her own split from the star-maker. It just goes to show that Clooney wants his ladies to be as morally bankrupt as they are hot. Go figure.
Just friendly congrats, but when Stacy innocently blurted what George had texted - saying it was "sweet" - Jared got jumpy!
Reports a close pal: "He did not share her feelings, and he's forbidden her to respond. Jared's a self-assured, confident guy, but it's not easy to follow in the footsteps of someone like George Clooney. While he acknowledges George was a major part of his newly pregnant bride's past, he's adamant he will NOT be any part of her future!"
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George Clooney leaving Il Pontaccio in Milan, Italy (2/9)
In town for the Italian premiere of Monuments Men, George Clooney, Matt Damon, John Goodman, and Jean Dujardin all dined at Il Pontaccio in Milan last night. The drinks were flowing, though George, with his glazed-over face, clearly looked like he took the worst of it. Oh no, I hope he doesn't miss the premiere because he's hung over. It would literally ruin half of his day. Seriously, fuck this guy and his carefree existence. Jealous.
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George Clooney at the Los Angeles Britannia Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel (11/10)
George Clooney pretty much calls Ashton Kutcher an idiot in this month's Esquire for using Twitter. I bet George is just angry that Ashton is always walking across his lawn, trampling his rose bushes. "Damn kids!"
As might be expected, he does not like Twitter. More to the point, he does not approve of Twitter, especially for a certain segment of the population. "If you're famous, I don't--for the life of me--I don't understand why any famous person would ever be on Twitter. Why on God's green earth would you be on Twitter? Because first of all, the worst thing you can do is make yourself more available, right? Because you're going to be available to everybody. But also Twitter. So one drunken night, you come home and you've had two too many drinks and you're watching TV and somebody pisses you off, and you go 'Ehhhhh' and fight back.Wow, who did Ashton piss off that old man Clooney had to spank him? Look, the geezer is right about Ashton's obsession with Twitter, but as we all know, being a celebrity means you're a coward. Celebrities never put other celebrities on blast like this, so I'm guessing this is a fake quote that came from someone angry with Ashton for duping them (e.g. Hollywood studios, Demi Moore, Mila Kunis, America). Doesn't matter, I like what I'm seeing and I hope all of Hollywood keeps shitting on Ashton, though next time try to work the words "face" and "punchable" into your comments.
"And you go to sleep, and you wake up in the morning and your career is over. Or you're an asshole. Or all the things you might think in the quiet of your drunken evening are suddenly blasted around the entire world before you wake up. I mean, when you see, like, Ashton Kutcher coming out going, you know, 'Everybody leave Joe Paterno alone,' or whatever he said, you just go, 'Fifteen minutes longer and a thought process and probably you wouldn't have done that.'"
*30 George Clooney pictures total in the gallery:
George Clooney's fuck buddy Monika Jackisic
Earlier this year, before his split with Stacy Keibler, it was rumored that George Clooney hooked up with his ex, Croatian model Monika Jakisic, while the two were in London. According to Us Weekly, the two haven't stopped talking since and even had a slumber party at George's L.A. mansion on Sept. 25. I love slumber parties! Ohhhh, I wonder if they told ghost stories?!?
"They spent hours talking, and have an incredible connection," says the insider. The sexual tension had been building for a while. Back in May, the London-based stunner, 33 -- known as the "Croatian Sensation" -- and the Gravity actor unabashedly flirted at London nightclub Loulou's.Meh. Even though I completely understand that Monika is supposed to be some sort of model, she's kind of a letdown when you stand her up next to Clooney's ex, Stacy Keibler. Is Monika hot? Yeah, I guess. Monika is hot when stacked up against makeup section cashiers at Macy's, but she's not A-list hot. Her value to the old coot must come from her prostate-milking lesbo fingers and a willingness to please that Stacy "Viagra on Stilts" Keibler never needed to display. Oh, and "Croatian Sensation"? If Monkia Jakisic is considered a sensation in that part of the world, then it's no wonder the former Yugoslavia is only known for exporting shitty cars, AK-47s, and ruthless mobsters.
Though he was still dating Stacy Keibler at the time (they split in July after two years of dating), "they danced and held hands," adds the source. "He's been calling and texting her ever since."
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Stacy Keibler and George Clooney in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico last March
Stacy Keibler has finally commented on her split with George Clooney, and unfortunately, she's taking the high road. For example, not one word about him having a small penis. C'mon Stacy, don't be all uptight! From Extra:
When asked if she and George would remain friends, Keibler said, "Of course... there's nothing really dramatic that happened, so it's all good."Stacy will be nothing but nice in describing her breakup with old man Clooney -- not only because of the contract he had her sign when they first hooked up, but because she has to for her own good. You see, Stacy is still trying to establish herself in Hollywood so there's no way in hell that she's ever going to take shots at the ex. George might be the most overrated actor of all time, but he's still on the A-list, so letting company secrets out on his life only hurts Stacy. Since she's already 33-years-old, Stacy has another two years to make it happen or go back to wrestling . . . and at that time look for the tell-all to be published by WWE Books: Stacy Keibler, Colostomy Bag Maiden.
Keibler said she's keeping busy, which is helping to keep her mind off things. "I'm someone that's always lived the present moment. I always look at the positive on everything... I'm so excited for all these projects coming up, and I'm super busy."
*25 George Clooney and Stacy Keibler pictures total in the gallery: