I love frosting, too After sleeping with literally
millions of women, George Clooney may have finally found a keeper, his current fling, Italian model Elisabetta Canalis. Her vagina must have alchemist powers, right? Stick a piece of lead in there and it spits out a piece of pure gold. From the
San Francisco Chronicle:
George Clooney is reportedly getting serious about his new girlfriend - he has bought her a ring. The movie hunk started dating Italian actress and TV personality Elisabetta Canalis this summer and has moved her into his Studio City home in California. And sources tell In Touch magazine he's so smitten with the European beauty he has bought her a string of gifts - including a gem of a ring.
Friends insist the Cartier diamond is not an engagement ring, but it is a sign his romance with Canalis is getting serious. One insider tells In Touch, "Every day is like Christmas at George's house for Elisabetta." Clooney's publicist had not replied to requests for a comment by the time WENN went to press.
You know why George Clooney will never marry this chick? Because he's George Clooney. Any guy that can bang the hottest chicks on Earth on a daily basis will never settle for just one woman . . . unless of course that woman
was her. Besides, Elisabetta probably doesn't posses the one thing George is looking for in a woman:
huge tits pretty face a Toyota Prius.
George Clooney hit that It's official: George Clooney has had sex with every woman in Hollywood. In an interview with
Betty Confidential,
Access Hollywood host Nancy O'Dell admitted that she fell for George's charms, and more importantly his penis, after she split with her husband Richard back in the day (details of their split have strangely been deleted from
her Wikipedia page):
"When I was single, George and I did have a connection, which started with work. I was between my divorce and my current husband [Keith Zubulevich] and yes, we went to dinner a few times! I clicked with George and we always got along so well. I think the world of him. It was difficult for me, because you get to learn so much about him off camera and you obviously can’t talk about it. You have to draw the line between friend and not reporter. Sometimes it’s difficult to do the correct thing."
Are we really supposed to believe that these two just "went to dinner a few times"? Yeah right. George has been in more poon than an OB/GYN. No mortal woman has a chance against his charm and good looks. Did you know he actually holds a tenth degree black-belt in one-night-stands? He's like the Bruce Lee of cooking breakfast for chicks whose name he forgot. "Here's some eggs and bacon, Nancy. Or is it Nina? Naomi? Aw fuck."
George Clooney at a press conference for his new film Up in the Air at the Toronto International Festival (9/12)
+ Who had the ugliest dress of the Emmys? [
moejackson]
+ Amanda Seyfried at her absolute sexiest [
The Superficial]
+ Boobies! (
NSFW) [
College Humor]
+
Sophie Monk almost upskirt [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Everyone hates that bitch Kate Gosselin [
PopEater]
+ And the hottest chick at the Emmys was . . . [
IDLYITW]
+ Kate Beckinsale and garter belts. Oh my. [
Popoholic]
+ First shots of Shia LaBeouf on the set of
Wall Street 2 [
Just Jared]
+
Victoria Beckham is almost see-through [Hollywood Tuna]
+ K-Fat doesn't care that he's fat [
The Blemish]
+ Courtney Love goes crazy in a public bathroom [
Dlisted]
+ Mariah Carey drops a "motherfucker" bomb live on Oprah [
Cele|bitchy]
+ SNL is begging Robert Pattinson to host [
A Socialite's Life]
+ Guess those sexy Hollywood legs [
CityRag]
Paris Hilton and Brittany Flickinger leaving Dan Tana's in Hollywood (12/20)
According to
Life & Style magazine, even though it looked odd that Paris Hilton and George Clooney were eating dinner together at Dan Tana's restaurant on December 20 (along with director Ridley Scott, Marvel Studios chairman David Maisel, and Paris' new BFF Brittany Flickinger), it wasn't the first time they've been spotted together. From the mag:
Life & Style has learned exclusively that the night before, George, 47, and Paris, 27, had a far more intimate meeting at the Whiskey Bar at the Sunset Marquis hotel in West Hollywood.
A source said: "Paris and George sat and talked together for ages. They didn't seem to be aware of anyone else in the room." (Source)
I'm calling bullshit. George Clooney hooking up with Paris Hilton is like Marisa Miller fucking Screech from
Saved by the Bell. They're hot. They have standards. Obviously this story was planted by Paris's publicist. I'm surprised there's not a line in there about how her hair "looked amazing."
A drunk George Clooney leaving Whisky Mist nightclub in London (12/3)
+ Britney Spears' other ex-husband thrown in jail [Just Jared]
+ Prince Harry's girlfriend has huge boobs [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Keri Russell Nipples and Bush in Details!!!?? [Egotastic!]
+ Good god Denise Milani is stacked [F-Listed]
+ Amy Smart nip slip (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Hilary Duff has hard nips [Popoholic]
+ Maybe we should rethink our sex education policies [Holy Taco]
+ Amy Winehouse banged her husband one last time before they broke up [Bossip]
+ "Who the fuck is Stephen Colbert?" [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
[WENN]
George Clooney on the set of Men Who Stare at Goats in Albuquerque, New Mexico (11/18)
+ Charlize Theron makes everyone look good [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Katy Perry's looks like a blow-up doll [Drunken Stepfather]
+ It's Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Month! [Egotastic!]
+ Your Jessica Alba smoking hot pic of the week [College Humor]
+ "Surgeons made a replacement penis with skin from his thigh." [Holy Taco]
+ 50 Cent calls Donald Trump senile [I'm Not Obsessed]
+ Another ridiculously photoshopped promo pic for Britney's new album [Dlisted]
+ Does Marisa Miller ever not look crazy hot? [Popoholic]
+ Amy brings back her beehive [A Socialite's Life]
+ Mamma Mia! That's a spicy boobies! [Double Viking]
+ I can't believe one of the Jonas brothers is tapping this [F-Listed]
+ Mayra Veronica is rather stacked [Busted Coverage]
+ Heather Locklear officially charged with DUI [Attuworld]
[Pacific Coat News]
George Clooney being chased by a fan in Portofino, Italy (8/9)
You wanna date George Clooney? Prepare to never get laid again after he dumps you. Clooney's ex-girlfriend Lisa Snowdon told The Sun:
"I've been celibate for a year and starting to think I may never have sex again. It's not something I planned, but I just don't get asked out any more. Men seem to look at me and think, 'She went out with George Clooney. What chance have I got?'" (Source)
There are a couple of guys I can think of whose sexual "footsteps" I wouldn't want to follow in (Peter North, Tommy Lee, and John Holmes come to mind), but George Clooney isn't one of them. Sleeping with Clooney is probably 10% sex and 90% him primping himself in the ceiling mirror. I, on the other hand, am a much better lover. With me, it's 20% sex and only 80% crying.
So maybe George Clooney didn't break up with Sarah Larson just because she got implants . . . The New York Post says:
George Clooney may already have found Sarah Larson's replacement. Our source claims Clooney "has been dating a woman in her mid-30s" for months now, even before he split with Larson. The source also claims Clooney knew he was going to leave Larson months ago, and let her do interviews and some modeling to "get her a career" before the split. Larson also got some new breasts. (Source)
Charity comes in all shapes and sizes. Some volunteer at the local soup kitchen (me). Others adopt orphaned children from impoverished countries (me if you count Sweden as "impoverished"). George Clooney, he bangs models just long enough to get their careers off the ground. What a humanitarian. He's like the Mother Teresa of dudes pulling hot ass.
Sarah Larson got a boob job
George Clooney broke up with girlfriend Sarah Larson because she got implants. I know, what an idiot. Via In Touch Weekly:
"George really didn’t want her to get the boob job," an insider says. But she needed a place to rest after the operation. "She asked George if she could do her recovery at his house and he agreed," says the insider. Although the couple made a last appearance together at a Metropolitan Museum of Art gala on May 5 in New York, the relationship was already on the rocks. "He wanted to break up with her but she had an Armani gown custom-made," says the insider. "He didn’t want to be a jerk, so he took her to be nice." But the romance lasted just a few more weeks.
Isn't this backwards? Aren't you supposed to break up with a chick, then she gets implants, and then you get back together? Besides, it's not like she went all Pam Anderson on her chest. She went from nothing to an A cup. I can't see why George would be pissed at that unless he has some sort of fetish for prepubescent gir . . . ohhhhhhhhhhh, nevermind
