Gary Coleman

Gary Coleman's widow is the Grim Reaper

Globe finally published the deathbed photos of Gary Coleman they purchased from his widow, the Grim Reaper Shannon Price. And they're pretty damn disturbing, none more so than the picture they used for the cover. There's just nothing redeeming about it whatsoever. She's not hot. He's not wearing a funny party hat. If God is just, he'll hit this bitch with a bus tomorrow and dump her fug ass on Satan's doorstep.

An awkward Sunday night at the Price household: "Everyone gather 'round the TV for a slide show from my trip to California! . . . here's me in on the Walk of Fame in Hollywood . . . here's me on a cable car in San Francisco . . . here's me in front of Gary Coleman's dying corpse . . . here's me at Sea World . . ."

Gary Coleman dead at 42

Gary Coleman died of an intracranial hemorrhage this morning at the Utah Valley Regional Medical Center in Provo, after falling and hitting his head at his home on Wednesday. He was 42. In midget years, that's like 110, so he had a pretty good run. Rest in peace Gary.

Gary Coleman's mug shot OH MY GOD

Gary Coleman was arrested in Utah yesterday afternoon on an outstanding domestic violence warrant. Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, warrant? From RadarOnline:

Coleman's arrest follows his wife being arrested on a domestic violence charge last year after they battled.

A law enforcement source told RadarOnline.com that the "Different Strokes" actor is being held on $1725 bail but refused to specify if police had specifically sought to pick up Coleman or if his arrest had been the result of a chance encounter with police. "He's been booked. He's in the jail right now," the law enforcement source told RadarOnline.com.

Coleman is married to Shannon Price. The star said that the couple married on August 28, 2007 on her 22nd birthday. Things have been rocky ever since.

UPDATE: Gary Coleman remains in jail Monday morning.

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