Gary Busey

Gary Busey arriving for a flight at LAX airport (6/7)

Honestly, I'm having a hard time believing this story. I think it's another case of the media trying to bring down a celebrity because they're jealous of how handsome he is. From the National Enquirer:

Wildman Gary Busey unkempt and scary-looking a usual while waiting for a flight to LAX - frightened a 60-ish man wearing a baseball cap decorated with a logo of a goose standing by a river when he stopped the startled fella in his tracks and honked: "I WANT THAT HAT! I'll give you two hundred bucks for it." Nervously declining, the man walked around the actor - who stopped him again and barked: "Okay, okay...I'll give you three hundred bucks for the hat! I really want it because I'm from Goose Creek, Texas, and it reminds me of home." Stunned, the guy had a sudden change of heart. "You've got a deal," he said, accepting $300 cash from loosey-goosey Gary - who slapped on the cap and headed for the wild blue yonder.

This is a pretty good example of the old saying "If a person's poor and weird, they're crazy; if they're rich and weird, they're eccentric." Of course Gary isn't the first celebrity to go around and pay people for their articles of clothing -- it's called "Tuesday through Sunday" for Kevin Federline at the Spearmint Rhino.

*13 Gary Busey pictures total in the gallery:

Gary Busey at Cross Creek Park in Malibu (1/15)

Wow, it's uncanny. I bet this dude could make a million bucks doing Gary Busey impersonations at weddings and Bar Mitvahs. He just needs to shower and make himself presentable.

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Gary Busey arriving on a flight at LAX airport (11/7)

Ladies, you might want to check your panties at the door for this post. Paparazzi caught Gary Busey at LAX yesterday looking all kinds of sexy. The shoes tell me that he's still young at heart, while the lighter in his hand and look on his face tell me that he will burn you if you cross him. The funny thing is I actually use to own that jacket . . . in a former life when I was a Cherokee medicine man.

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Gary Busey and Steffanie Sampson

Well not literally. But this story is just as improbable. Gary's 40-year-old girlfriend Steffanie Sampson (25-years younger than him) gave birth to a son yesterday. From ET:

The baby boy, who they named Luke Samson Busey, weighed in at six pounds, seven ounces. "This feels like a dream," the couple said in a statement. "We feel so blessed and are overwhelmed with happiness at Luke's arrival."
 
Busey's 38-year-old son Jake was one of the first to arrive at the Los Angeles hospital to congratulate the couple.

I don't know what's more surprising about this story -- that Gary still has sperm that works, or that a woman met Gary and didn't immediately file a restraining order against him. I mean, what in the . . . is he drugging her toothpaste or something?