Gabrielle Union

Gabrielle Union arriving to the BET Network upfronts in New York (4/16)

I know I've said this before, but I'm still blown away every time I see her. Gabrielle Union is 40-years-old and looks like that. She's actually older than the Post-it note, which was invented in 1974, two years after she was born. Total mind fuck.

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Gabrielle Union arriving to a rooftop party at The Dream Hotel in New York to celebrate her 40th birthday (10/22)

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Gabrielle Union bikini pics! (6/11)

When we last left Gabrielle Union, she was at the beach in Miami in a white bikini. As we catch up to her again, she's now donning a frilly little black bikini. Will she wear a red bikini tomorrow? Or perhaps an orange one with little sparkles? There's no telling what mysteries and intrigue lie ahead.

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Gabrielle Union bikini pics! (Miami - 5/28)

Gabrielle Union looked ridiculously hot in Miami over the weekend. After arriving at the beach in late morning, Gabrielle laid out for awhile before finally hopping into her time machine and traveling back to the present day. Wait, what's that? You mean these pics weren't taken in 1995 when Gabrielle was 22? She actually looks that good at 39? DEMON WOMAN!!!

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Gabrielle Union at the Evian "Live Young, Skate On!" event at Collins Park in Miami (4/7)

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Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, February 15

Gabrielle Union leaving the PUMA Motorsport Launch in Las Vegas (pics start here)

Alessandra Ambrosio picking her daughter Anja up from school in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Roselyn Sanchez at the premiere of Act of Valor at ArcLight Cinemas in Hollywood (pics start here)

Vanessa Hudgens leaving the Chanel boutique in Paris, France (pics start here)

Isabeli Fontana at the Elle Style Awards at The Savoy in London (pics start here)

Robert Downey Jr. shopping at Cross Creek in Malibu (pics start here)

Kate Hudson out for a bike ride in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Leighton Meester on her way to the Vera Wang show during Fashion Week in New York (pics start here)

Joshua Jackson filming Fringe in Vancouver (pics start here)

Pauley Perrette at the 1st Annual Golden Collar Awards in L.A. (pics start here)

Nicole Richie leaving a gym in Studio City (pics start here)

Lana Del Rey outside Jimmy Kimmel Live! studios in L.A. (pics start here)

Models Irina Shayk, Crystal Renn, Michelle Vawar, Nina Agdal, and Jessica Gomes ringing the closing bell at the New York Stock Exchange (pics start here)

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Gabrielle Union bikini pics! (Miami - 12/22)

39-year-old Gabrielle Union went to the beach in Miami yesterday and, wait a minute, 39? Jesus, she looks incredible for 39. In comparison, Lindsay Lohan recently signed a deal with Disneyland to scare unsuspecting families at the Haunted Mansion when she's 39. "Honey, get the kids and run for your fucking lives!"

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Gabrielle Union at the inaugural "American Giving Awards" at the Dorothy Chandler Pavilion in L.A. (12/9)

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Gabrielle Union at the "TAO Beach Season Opening" at The Venetian Resort and Casino in Las Vegas (4/2)

Every time I see Gabrielle Union, I freak out. There's no way this chick is 38. It's like some cruel joke God is playing on other women. I mean, can you even conceive of what Lindsay Lohan is going to look like at 38? I can. Imagine if Susan Sarandon and an old leather shoe fucked and had a kid.

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Gabrielle Union leaving the Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood (2/26)

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