I hate you
He's plowed through so much ass in Hollywood, he needs help from his friends to keep track. I hate him. From the New York Post:
How does Brody Jenner keep track of all his conquests? With a little help from his sidekick on "The Hills," Frankie Delgado. Our spy overheard Delgado in Washington Square Park Wednesday clueing his playboy pal in on who the woman chatting with them was. "A cute blonde walked up to them, and Brody looked confused as to who she was," said our source. But then Delgado told him, 'You slept with her in Cabo.' " (Source)
Brody forgetting the name of chicks he's banged is a lot like me with bank accounts. I can never remember which bank I've put which million. Sometimes it's an international conglomerate, and sometimes it's just a mom and pop outfit. If Brody wants to remember which is which, he should probably do what I do: make a monthly deposit into each one.
