Frances Bean Cobain

Courtney Love is stealing money from her daughter

What's a country that doesn't have an extradition treaty with the United States? Uganda? OK, Courtney Love should immediately move there. From Bill Zwecker at the Chicago Sun Times:

I've learned that Courtney Love could be in even more trouble, in the wake of losing custody of her daughter Frances Bean Cobain. Word has it, an initial audit of the accounts Love managed on behalf of her daughter indicates huge discrepancies. It appears Love might have misappropriated hundreds of thousands of dollars -- perhaps as much as a million -- from funds belonging to Frances, mostly due from her father's estate.

In all seriousness, the only way Francis Bean is ever going to end up with a dime of her father's estate is if she cuts off her mom's nose. That thing's more of a money pit than the war in Afghanastan. If Francis Bean wants to have any cash by the time she turns 18, she's going to have to earn it herself by doing one of two things: 1. Get a paper route, or 2. Fuck Tiger Woods.