Britney Spears killing herself on last night's South Park
A judge has authorized Britney Spears' father Jaime to sell a few of her seven cars to help lower expenses associated with running her estate. People magazine says:
Lawyers for Jamie Spears stated that the cost of maintaining the fleet of vehicles was too expensive and that the sale of "a certain of" her cars "will save substantial expense to the conservatorship estate."Among the singer's cars are two white Mercedes (a SL65 and a CLK350), a white Mini Cooper convertible, and a black Audi. (Source)
Why stop with the cars? Selling off Britney's deep fryers alone would raise thousands. The one she has in the guest bathroom is almost brand new. Scrape the rust off the one in the master shower and that thing's easily worth a couple hundred. Or maybe they can have a bake sale. I hear Britney eats makes a mean snickerdoodle.
