Fernando Flores

"Fun Britney" back in 2007

Remember Fernando Flores? He was the bodyguard who accused Britney Spears of sexual harassing him last summer by parading "naked in front of him and beckoning him into her bedroom." I know, hot stuff. A friend of his at the time told The Sun:

"[Britney] was always giving him the come on and he felt if he didn't reciprocate he could lose his job. He finally handed in his notice last week and is considering legal action. Working for Britney is tough. She's a nightmare to deal with and her emotions are totally out of control. She runs round the house naked and yelling at staff."

Nothing really ever came of it, that is, until now. From The Sun:

Britney Spears' former bodyguard is to release a series of embarrassing nude pictures he claims the singer sent him from her mobile phone. Fernando Flores has told pals he will use the "filthy" snaps in court to back his £9million sexual harassment lawsuit against the singer.

The 29-year-old ex-cop alleges Britney hoped the photos would help lure him into her bed.

Last night a friend of Flores, who claims to have seen the pictures, said: "They are really explicit images that will shock and disgust the majority of her fans. Fernando says he can prove the photos were taken on Britney's phone and sent to his mobile. He says she sent them last April when she was coming on to him on a daily basis. He left the following month.

"Some of the pictures show Britney with the camera between her legs. Others show her in provocative positions wearing lingerie. There are a few where she is naked, exposing herself in a way that she clearly hoped would make him aroused."

If this Fernando guy thinks these pictures will "shock and disgust" the majority of Britney's fans, he is sorely mistaken. If you're still a Britney fan even after all the crazy shit she did, you're pretty much in it for the long haul. Nothing can faze you. It's like being a Clippers fan.

*17 Britney Spears pictures total in the gallery:

Britney Spears and her son Jayden visiting the Sydney Aquarium last November

Britney Spears is allegedly under investigation by the Los Angeles Department of Children and Family Services after former bodyguard Fernando Flores (the same guy who's suing her for sexual harassment) claims he witnessed her abuse her two sons Sean and Jayden. From The Sun:

Social workers will quiz her over claims she beat one with a belt and gave both food they were allergic to - making them violently ill. Investigators were approached by the singer's former bodyguard Fernando Flores - who claims he was forced to quit his job due to Britney's erratic behaviour

A source said: "Britney doesn't mean to be a bad mum. But Flores feels she has so many issues she can't be trusted around her boys. He claims the first really shocking incident was when she came marching into the pool house at her mansion and demanded his belt. He handed it over but then followed her into the main house and claims he witnessed the alleged incident."

Flores also accused Britney of feeding the boys food they were allergic to, including shellfish. The alleged incidents took place in late March or early April. Child protection agency workers tried to quiz her last week but she had left LA for a few days.

This is completely ridiculous. First of all, Britney can't even pronounce "shellfish" (she calls it "selfish") so I highly doubt she's feeding it to her kids. And secondly, there isn't a belt within 50 yards of Britney's house. She demands that everyone uses rope to help make her feel "more at home." This guy's obviously trying to tarnish the name and reputation of Britney. Dammit, her label Jive Records spent years building that! I simply will not stand for this! *angrily shakes fist at monitor*

*25 pictures total in the gallery:

Britney Spears accused of sexually harassing former guard

An ex-bodyguard of Britney Spears is considering a multi-million dollar lawsuit against the star after he claims he suffered years of sexual harassment. "Cum over here . . . *series of soft grunting noises* . . . and give Brit Brit some lovin'." From The Sun:

Fernando Flores, 29, stormed out after allegedly facing a series of bizarre come-ons. He told pals Britney, 28, often paraded naked in front of him and beckoned him into her bedroom. He is now considering suing her.

A pal revealed yesterday: "She was always giving him the come on and he felt if he didn't reciprocate he could lose his job. He finally handed in his notice last week and is considering legal action. Working for Britney is tough. She's a nightmare to deal with and her emotions are totally out of control. She runs round the house naked and yelling at staff.

"All her guards knew they could be removed if they looked at her the wrong way. Unfortunately for Fernando, she took a liking to him, so he was under more pressure than most. He wanted to be a good security guard and look after her but the situation became unbearable."

In Britney's defense, you'd walk around your house naked, too, if half your clothes had big gravy stains. That's just embarrassing. But not as embarrassing as complaining about a slightly-overweight-but-still-bangable-when-you-take-into-account-how-rich-she-is woman walking around her house butt-ass-naked. You could follow Liza Minnelli around on her world tour for a year and still not be as gay as this Fernando dude. "Cabaret! Sing Cabaret!" 

*10 pics total in the gallery: