Fergie arriving to a music studio in Burbank (4/29)
This story would be way hotter if Fergie wasn't the Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde of female stars. Half the time she looks bangable (see above) and half the time she
looks like a man. My penis is more confused than Jessica Simpson in a Barnes & Noble. From
The Sun:
Pop beauty Fergie has become the latest celebrity to admit to a lesbian romp. Fergie, who married Josh Duhamel in January, told The Sun: “Put it this way, I’ve experimented definitely, but I have never had a steady girlfriend."
What is it lately with people announcing to the world the intimate
details of their past? I long for the good ol' days when sexual experimentation was kept between you and the other six dudes that
were in the Pasadena motel room with the Rastafarian chick that liked
being tied up in Saran Wrap while her uncle watched from
the hallway why I am telling you this. Alas, those were simpler times.
Fergie leaving her home in L.A. (4/18)
+ Paris Hilton's tits are confusing her [
The Superficial]
+
Jessica Simpson in 10 years [Drunken Stepfather]
+
Lady Gaga Nipple Tape Pictures [Egotastic!]
+ The ultimate butter face test [
Holy Taco]
+ Boobs! (
NSFW) [
College Humor]
+
Jewel 1, Mother Nature 0 [Hollywood Tuna]
+ The ultimate big booty matchup [
Bastardly]
+ Zoe Saldana looking sexy as hell in
Esquire [
Popoholic]
+
He won? Really? [
I'm Not Obsessed]
+ Board celebrities . . . literally [
CityRag]
+ Kathy Griffin driving the lesbians wild [
A Socialite's Life]
+ Lisa Rinna's
Playboy spread (
NSFW) [
Yeeeah!]
+ Mickey Rourke and Kim Basinger reunite, 23 years later [
popbytes]
Fergie exercising in Brentwood (3/25)
+
Kellie Pickler looks like hell [Hollywood Tuna]
+
Your anti-lesbian fantasy of the week [Drunken Stepfather]
+
Heidi Klum Got Naked for Russell James [Egotastic!]
+ Your Jessica Alba smoking hot pic of the week [
College Humor]
+ Kristen Bell's sexy
Vanity Fair outtakes [
Popoholic]
+ Star Jones used to weigh 300 pounds [
I'm Not Obsessed]
+ The worst homemade
Star Wars costumes [
Holy Taco]
+ Oprah Winfrey's school in Africa facing another sex scandal [
A Socialite's Life]
+ Lily Allen hearts In-N-Out [
Dlisted]
+ Does this qualify as an upskirt? [
Double Viking]
+ Malin Ackerman has itty bitty titties [
F-Listed]
+ Christina Aguilera has ridiculous cans [
Busted Coverage]
+ Vanessa Hudgens and her sexy legs [
Attuworld]
Fergie at Miami International Airport (3/26)
Flynet caught Fergie at the airport in Miami yesterday looking awfully sexy . . . and by sexy I mean not sexy at all because she's going bald. They said:
Fergie arrives in Miami and apparently leaves most of her hair behind in Los Angeles! From our guess Fergie did up her hair in a mirror thinking that the front was a good smoke-screen for the large line of baldness running from front to back.
Clearly Fergie's troubled past is catching up with her. The lesson here kids? If you're gonna do meth, save your allowance up so you can buy a wig. And drink your milk. Growing bones need calcium. It would be irresponsible of me not to mention that.
Fergie at LAX Airport (2/21)
+ Ashley Tisdale is on vacation, in a bikini [
Bastardly]
+ Your Jessica Alba smoking hot pic of the week [
College Humor]
+
Playboy wants Kate Winslet [
I'm Not Obsessed]
+
Lindsay Lohan is topless [Drunken Stepfather]
+
Pamela Anderson Makes an Ass of Herself [Egotastic!]
+ Katie Holmes looks gaunt [
Just Jared]
+
Did Hilary Duff get lip injections? [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Mischa Barton looks . . . hot? [
Popoholic]
+ Lindsay's malnourished [
The Blemish]
+ It's Paula Deen's ass! [
Dlisted]
+ Madonna ditched her boy toy for Oscar afterparties [
Cele|bitchy]
+ Ryan Seacrest dissed again by Brangelina [
A Socialite's Life]
+ Marisa Tomei wins [
CityRag]
Fergie and Josh Duhamel are married
You may have heard this already but Fergie and Josh Duhamel got married over the weekend in Malibu. The two have been dating since 2004 and engaged since 2007. My wedding gift to Fergie is my pledge that -- for one month -- I won't mention these pics from 2005 where she pissed her pants on stage . . . check out the pics below (the second one is probably the nastiest though number three made me puke in my mouth a little too) . . . beginning NOW.
Josh Duhamel is drunk
Their wedding just two days away, Fergie and her fiancé Josh Duhamel had a joint Bachelor-Bachelorette party last night at Dakota Bar in Santa Monica. They both got pretty shitfaced --
Fergie even had to be helped out of the bar. BTW, if you're a guy and you're nodding your head in approval at the idea of a joint Bachelor-Bachelorette party, go ahead and punch yourself in the nuts right now. Bachelor parties are supposed to be all about the fellas, copious amounts of alcohol, and debates over whether you can smuggle the dead stripper's body out of the hotel in the mini fridge. Turns out the answer is no. Ha! I told you Frank!
Fergie leaving the Sonya Dakar Skin Clinic in Beverly Hills (1/5)
+
Amy Winehouse gropes herself (NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
+
You Had Me at Olivia Munn Bikini Pictures [Egotastic!]
+ That one dude from
Baywatch used to be a meth head [
Just Jared]
+ Lily Allen doing a little topless sunbathing (
NSFW) [
TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Mira Sorvino has nice funbags [
Bastardly]
+ Big booties are good for your health [
Lossip]
+ Kate Hudson and Anne Hathaway hold hands [
Webster's Is My Bitch]
+ Cindy Crawford hates Miley Cyrus [
Cele|bitchy]
+ Quarterback gets choke slammed [
UBERGUY]
Fergie at Luna Rossa Italian restaurant in Notting Hill, London (10/11)
+ Zac Efron gets attacked in London [Holy Taco]
+ Denise Richards has serious mom ass [Drunken Stepfather]
+ These Charlize Theron Bikini Pictures Are Ass [Egotastic!]
+ Ryan Reynolds wants bloody nipples [With Leather]
+ Your Jessica Alba smoking hot pic of the week [College Humor]
+ Carmen Electra And Her Sweater Stretching Puppies [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Jay Leno caught staring at Vanessa Hudgens' tits [Bastardly]
+ Anna Kournikova sizzles in Maxim [Popoholic]
+ Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony get married again [I'm Not Obsessed]
+ Suri Cruise caught drinking [CityRag]
+ Mel B. and family accosted at the airport [A Socialite's Life]
+ 47-year-old Carol Alt posing naked in Playboy [Yeeeah!]
+ Brad and Angelina build a giant wall around their Berlin house [popbytes]
Fergie used to date Justin Timberlake
I don't know why I'd never heard of this but I guess Fergie used to date Justin Timberlake way back in the day. Like when he was still a teenager. In a really old article that's new to me because I never read it, Fergie revealed:
"I almost didn't go out with him because he was so young, but he was always trying to convince me he was so mature. And he was. It's true. My friends made fun of me and gave me the nickname Stella, from the movie How Stella Got Her Grove Back, about a woman who dates this younger guy. But one of the reasons we got along was because we both loved hip-hop and used to talk about the Black Eyed Peas and how amazing they were." (Source)
Awwww, that’s cute. Too bad I wasn’t Fergie’s friend back when she was dating Justin. I would have given her a way catchier nickname: child rapist.
