Fergie


Fergie arriving on a flight at LAX (10/1)

According to Flynet, Fergie may be pregnant. She was spotted at LAX over the weekend in a baggy top which covered her stomach -- a tell-tale indicator of a baby bump. Now if you'll pardon me, I need to go punch myself in the balls for using the phrase "baby bump" in a sentence, and also writing a story about Fergie and not using the words "bulging" or "cock." What the hell is happening to me?

*16 Fergie pictures total in the gallery:

  • Fergie Pregnant Clothes 1
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Fergie and Josh Duhamel jogging in Calistoga, CA (9/25)

Here's some pics of Fergie and Josh Duhamel jogging over the weekend. I simply have to know where Fergie got those pants. You can barely see her cock. They would work perfectly for my Halloween costume as a hard-edged Southern lady. I'm the motherfucking belle of the ball!

*20 Fergie pictures total in the gallery:

  • Fergie Duhamel Joggers 1
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Fergie unveiling her wax statue at Madame Tussauds inside The Venetian in Las Vegas (9/22)

Fergie unveiled her wax statue at Madame Tussauds yesterday in Las Vegas, and is it just me, or is it kinda hot? It's definitely way hotter than Fergie, which is weird because these things are always a little freaky looking (see here, here, here). It's got a nice rack and a pretty nice body, and holy shit, am I really implying that I would fuck a wax statue? Amazing, it seems like every week I hit some kind of new, degenerative low on this site.

*29 Fergie pictures total in the gallery:

  • Fergie Wax Statue 1
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Fergie and Josh Duhamel

So I guess Fergie is afraid that her husband Josh Duhamel is getting a little too close to his Transformers co-star Rosie Huntington-Whitely. Oh I'm sure she has nothing to worry about it. Josh would never violate the sanctity of his marriage like that. From the National Enquirer:
Pop rocker Fergie fears that her hubby Josh Duhamel will cheat again - this time with his gorgeous Transformers:Dark of the Moon co-star Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. The handsome actor and the Victoria's Secret model have been looking very chummy at promotional events for the film - and pals say Fergie is frantic that Josh is going to stray, sources tell The Enquirer.

"Fergie knows all too well that Josh has a wandering eye," said an insider. "And even though Rosie has been romantically linked to British action star Jason Statham since last year, she's a  very alluring young women. Fergie's been worried sick that she and Josh might hook up out on the road while promoting their movie."
This story is the exact reason I don't date outside of the international runway circuit. If I was to slum it with some loser Maxim model who was barely a 9, she'd be freaked out all the time that I was cheating on her. Such is life when you date/marry someone who simply isn't up to your level of attractiveness. *flexes in the mirror*

*23 Fergie and Josh Duhamel pictures total in the gallery:

  • Josh Duhamel Rosie Huntington Whiteley Affair 1
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Fergie leaving her hotel in Düsseldorf, Germany (6/28)

My great idea is that Fergie NEVER wears an outfit like this again. I'm brilliant!

*12 Fergie pictures total in the gallery:

  • Fergie Short Shorts 1
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Paparazzi photos from Thursday, June 23

Fergie leaving the Hotel Fouquet's Barrière in Paris (pics start here)

Mary-Louise Parker and Aidan Quinn on the set of Weeds in L.A. (pics start here)

Kim Kardashian leaving a gym in Studio City (pics start here)

Bob Saget and a "friend" leaving a restaurant in Brentwood (pics start here)

Dianna Agron (Glee) leaving the Lowry Hotel in Manchester, UK (pics start here)

Amy Smart leaving the Carolina Herrera boutique in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Gisele Bundchen leaving a gym in Studio City (pics start here)

Maria Shriver leaving the AT&T store in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Rebecca Gayheart leaving Joan's On Third In West Hollywood (pics start here)

Ashley Greene leaving a gym in Studio City (pics start here)

Kate Winslet at the YO DONA Magazine International Awards at the El Matadero in Madrid, Spain (pics start here)

Ellen Pompeo leaving the John Frieda salon in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Selena Gomez promoting her new film Monte Carlo at Miami International Mall (pics start here)

*133 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

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Fergie at LAX airport (4/17)

MY CAPTION: "I bet you wipe that smug look off your face when I'm elbow deep in your ass."

YOUR CAPTION: Leave it in the comments . . .

*30 Fergie pictures total in the gallery:

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Fergie in Brentwood (3/27)

Am I implying that Fuggie's ass looks freaking awesome in Spandex? You better believe I am. To recap, in the last two days I've said that Kelly Osbourne looks "sorta hot" and Fergie has an amazing ass. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go repeatedly punch myself in the balls.

*22 Fergie pictures total in the gallery:

  • Fergie Spandex 1
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Fergie out and about in St. Barts (1/4)

Fergie was on her way to a restaurant in St. Barts yesterday and the wind blew up her dress. Needless to say, she was pretty embarrassed -- so embarrassed that, when she got to the restaurant, she went to the bathroom to take a piss and actually had to sit down. Get it? Because normally she stan-- aw god dammit, nevermind.

*17 Fergie pictures total in the gallery: 

  • Fergie Wind Butt 1
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Fergie bikini pics! (St. Barts - 1/2)

Continuing the onslaught of celebrities in bikinis, here's some pics of Fergie on a yacht in St. Barts. It's pretty risky of her wearing such a small bikini. Just last month, I also jokingly dressed up as a woman in a bikini, and my cock fell out. Pretty much everyone saw. Needless to say, I never went back to that church.

*38 Fergie bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • Fergie Bikini Tuck 1
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