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Kevin Federline at Whole Foods in L.A. (9/26)

On September 26, 2009, at approximately 1:15 PM, Kevin Federline entered a produce section for the first time in his entire life.

Kevin Federline leaving the Faces & Names lounge in New York (8/24)

Not just one box of leftovers, two. I guess I understand. Sometimes he gets hungry in between his scheduled 2 AM and 3 AM snacks.

"I sure could go for six double cheeseburgers right now . . ."

Even though he's pulling in tens of thousands from Britney Spears each month, K-Fed isn't funneling any of it towards Uncle Sam. From TMZ:

K-Fed's gonna have to spend some of his babysitting money bailing out the US government -- and it's something he should have done a long time ago. The IRS has slapped a lien of Federleze to the tune of $14,371 in back taxes. It's not like he's not making money. Federline is pulling in $30,000 this month alone for babysitting his two kids.

I'm no accountant (although I'm just as sexy) but shouldn't K-Fed be able to write off some of his gambling losses, stripper expenses, and day-long trips to the Hometown Buffet? They're all part of maintaining his public "image" -- that of a slovenly, money-wasting douchebag. If K-Fed wants to pay the IRS but still maintain the lifestyle that he's become accustomed to, there's only one thing left he can do: Britney without a condom.

NSFW!

Don’t click the picture. Just trust me dude, don’t click the picture.

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Is Britney Spears heading to France? A French book was seen in the back seat of her car earlier this week and she was seen practicing the language a day later. The book's a joke, right? It's probably hollowed out and filled with M&Ms and gummi bears. The only French Britney knows is fries and even then it took her a few years to figure those out. "Wait a minute, these food sticks used to be made from taters . . . you take yer black magic food somewhere else thank you very much."

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