Farrah Abraham


Farrah Abraham and Charlize Theron at the 2016 MTV Movie Awards at Warner Bros Studios in Burbank (4/9)

Do you want to know how strange the MTV Movie Awards are? Both Teen Mom porn star Farrah Abraham and Best Actress winner Charlize Theron attended. This fascinates me. They both walked the same red carpet. Did they both go in through the same door? Did they both use the same bathroom? The same VIP room? Did they sit near each other? Did they both make phone calls on the same cellular network at the same time, Farrah to tell her mom that she was at the same event as Charlize Theron, and Charlize to fire her publicist for sending her to the same fucking event as that Teen Mom porn star. I simply must know!

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Farrah Abraham at her sex toy stand at SEXPO 2015 at Olympia in London last November

On her podcast Farrah & Friends last week, Teen-Mom-star-turned-porn-star Farrah Abraham claimed that an Uber driver almost raped her last year. Whew, close call! She can still remain pure for marriage. From Page Six:
[Farrah] said that her on- and off-boyfriend Simon Saran came to her rescue during the 2 a.m. incident in January 2015.

"My non-boyfriend threw him in the window and almost broke his car window." She claims that even after the cops showed up, "The Persian dude ran after me. The cops were like, 'You're harassing her' and I was like, 'See I told you!' and then I went to bed."

Uber officials said their investigation showed that Abraham and Saran were the assessors in the incident. The driver complained to Uber, and they responded by banning her. She never reported the rape attempt to the company.

"We have no record of a complaint from a rider on this trip ever reporting any incident like this," said Uber spokesman Matt Wing. "Her rider account was banned because an Uber driver-partner reported that a friend traveling with her dumped their alcoholic drink on the front seat of the partner's car."

Nassau County Police said they have no record of a report on the incident.
This is pretty shocking stuff, to say the least. I'm blown away. I would have never believed it if I didn't read it. . . . Farrah Abraham actually has a podcast. What's next? Flying cars?

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Farrah Abraham says she was 'raped' by James Deen

Teen Mom-star-turned-professional-whore Farrah Abraham is joining the growing group of porn stars accusing James Deen of rape. I mean the porn star, not the ghost of the long-dead actor. That would just be weird. Farrah told the Daily Mail that she was raped, drugged, and abused by Deen over several months in 2013 while the two were dating:
"James Deen raped me for his benefit of fame. He conspired against me with others that I thought were my friends at the time and that was very hurtful. I let it all go and I wanted to move on; due to the public and others in the media believing an abusive womanizer, sex addict, disgusting, unprofessional, adult entertainer's lies ... He tried to have sex with me on every occasion that we hung out. He was being so pushy and that didn't come across too well."

Despite her misgivings, Farrah decided that she trusted Deen and wanted to make a sex tape with him as a personal memento to celebrate her sexuality.
I used to collect those flattened pennies as mementos when I was younger. Nowadays people make sex tapes. God dammit I wish I had a time machine.
When asked directly if James Deen had raped her, [Farrah] responded: "From my intensive therapy, yes. Under my doctor and everything that I've been through, that is what has gone on. I had some bruises. I feel like he's not aware of how his grips will be, how things will be, and other women have voiced this already. I'm lucky I didn't date him for a long period of time and I'm lucky that I didn't let him physically beat me because I'm sure that's what they [other women] had to deal with."
Is it even possible to rape Farrah Abraham? Once you've starred in a film titled Backdoor Teen Mom, I'm pretty sure you forfeit all future claims of rape. Hold on, let me check . . . yup, right there. Bylaw 2.5, Addendum A. Sorry, Farrah. You can't put that genie back in the bottle. We've all seen you take it up the butt.

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Farrah Abraham at Life & Style Weekly's Eye Candy costume party in L.A. (10/29)

Here's Teen Mom porn star Farrah Abraham at Life & Style's Halloween party last night. If you're keeping score at home, she's now had three boob jobs. She literally just got those tits less than two weeks ago. You can still see the tag attached in a few of the pictures. So embarrassing. I bet she got them just for this party and she's gonna return them next week. That's fraud, Farrah. What kind of example are you setting for the youth of America?

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Farrah Abraham bikini pics!

Here's the somehow-still-relevant-even-though-we're-halfway-through-2015 Teen Mom porn star Farrah Abraham celebrating her birthday at the Palms Pool & Dayclub in Las Vegas on Friday. As for where her 6-year-old daughter Sophia is, I don't know, playing in the shallow end of the pool? I agree with Farrah -- if you're four feet tall, four feet of water is perfectly safe. That's what tippy toes are for.

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Farrah Abraham at the AVN AVN Adult Entertainment Expo at The Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas (1/22)

Farrah Abraham is officially committed to porn. After releasing a professionally-shot "leaked" sex tape last year -- and saying she wasn't a porn star -- the Teen Mom star made her debut appearance at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas over the weekend. That's her with a realistic Farrah Abraham blow-up doll, above. It's so realistic that, if you pay any attention to its daughter Sophia, it'll suck the hell out of your dick. Just like real life!

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Farrah Abraham in Miami (1/19)

Fresh off the announcement that she's "writing" a Christian parenting book, here's Backdoor Teen Mom Farrah Abraham taking some staged swimsuit pics in Miami on Sunday. Ugh, gross. She's so nasty that even Richard Sherman wouldn't try to knock that ball away from her.

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Farrah Abraham at Exxxotica Expo 2013 at the Fort Lauderdale Convention Center (6/31)

Teen Mom
porn star Farrah Abraham admitted on Bethenny Frankel's talk show yesterday that she waxed her 4-year-old daughter's eyebrows. While she was asleep. Seriously, can we just repo this kid already?
"I actually got a lot of fan mail from girls who were younger, who did have uni-brows and they only wished that their moms would have helped them," Farrah started out.

"My head is going to pop off. I swear. That is crazy," said the audience member. "You're making a little girl believe that without you plucking her eyebrows she won't have pretty pictures. She's four, she's beautiful."

"Actually, I didn't,' said the young reality star. 'It's not even pictures and it's not that I'm telling my daughter she's not beautiful and to be honest with you, she was sleeping so it was like..."
I'm confused about this audience member. Someone stupid enough to attend a taping of The Praying Mantis Show was offended that a dirty porn star gave a Brazilian-waxing to her baby's browstache? In case some of us forgot, Farrah was the reality star who demanded a corn-holing for her first skin flick, so I'm pretty sure that little Sophia is already doomed. How bad does the kid have it? Well, you know a child is not meant for a long run on planet Earth when Casey Anthony is signing petitions to have Social Services check in on them once in a while.

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Farrah Abraham and Brian Dawe at Spice Steakhouse in Orlando (10/19)

In these totally-not-staged-at-all pictures taken over the weekend, Teen Mom-porn star Farrah Abraham was spotted with her new boyfriend Brian Dawe in Orlando. According to Pacific Coast News, the couple "held hands and kissed between ordering their meals." Awww, how cute. What a true gentleman Brian is. I bet he's even waiting until the second date to fuck Farrah in the ass.

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Farrah Abraham at the grand opening part of Vivid Cabaret in L.A. (9/22)

In an interview with The Gloss, Teen Mom star-turned porn star Farrah Abraham says she's not a porn star:
"Keep striving even though others may tear you down on what you want to venture out and do. I am not a porn star. I'm going to be done doing adult gentlemen's clubs and exotica expos soon you know. At first I loved doing that, meeting new fans that appreciated me as being on Teen Mom and having a sex video that was out.

"Now I feel like it's gotten too far and I just kinda want to be done with that. I think going out and doing some of these things are fun, but when it gets to a point when it's not fun, it's more distracting, I'm not about that anymore."
You cut one lawn, you're not a gardener. You cook one meal, you're not a chef. But you get fucked in the ass once in front of a camera crew, you are a dirty fucking porn star for the rest of your life. Film is forever, Farrah. Once you and your anus cross that line, there is no turning back.

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