Farrah Abraham


Farrah Abraham in Miami (1/19)

Fresh off the announcement that she's "writing" a Christian parenting book, here's Backdoor Teen Mom Farrah Abraham taking some staged swimsuit pics in Miami on Sunday. Ugh, gross. She's so nasty that even Richard Sherman wouldn't try to knock that ball away from her.

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Farrah Abraham at Exxxotica Expo 2013 at the Fort Lauderdale Convention Center (6/31)

Teen Mom
porn star Farrah Abraham admitted on Bethenny Frankel's talk show yesterday that she waxed her 4-year-old daughter's eyebrows. While she was asleep. Seriously, can we just repo this kid already?
"I actually got a lot of fan mail from girls who were younger, who did have uni-brows and they only wished that their moms would have helped them," Farrah started out.

"My head is going to pop off. I swear. That is crazy," said the audience member. "You're making a little girl believe that without you plucking her eyebrows she won't have pretty pictures. She's four, she's beautiful."

"Actually, I didn't,' said the young reality star. 'It's not even pictures and it's not that I'm telling my daughter she's not beautiful and to be honest with you, she was sleeping so it was like..."
I'm confused about this audience member. Someone stupid enough to attend a taping of The Praying Mantis Show was offended that a dirty porn star gave a Brazilian-waxing to her baby's browstache? In case some of us forgot, Farrah was the reality star who demanded a corn-holing for her first skin flick, so I'm pretty sure that little Sophia is already doomed. How bad does the kid have it? Well, you know a child is not meant for a long run on planet Earth when Casey Anthony is signing petitions to have Social Services check in on them once in a while.

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  • Farrah Abraham Waxed Daughters Eyebrows 1
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Farrah Abraham and Brian Dawe at Spice Steakhouse in Orlando (10/19)

In these totally-not-staged-at-all pictures taken over the weekend, Teen Mom-porn star Farrah Abraham was spotted with her new boyfriend Brian Dawe in Orlando. According to Pacific Coast News, the couple "held hands and kissed between ordering their meals." Awww, how cute. What a true gentleman Brian is. I bet he's even waiting until the second date to fuck Farrah in the ass.

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  • Farrah Abraham New Boyfriend 1
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Farrah Abraham at the grand opening part of Vivid Cabaret in L.A. (9/22)

In an interview with The Gloss, Teen Mom star-turned porn star Farrah Abraham says she's not a porn star:
"Keep striving even though others may tear you down on what you want to venture out and do. I am not a porn star. I'm going to be done doing adult gentlemen's clubs and exotica expos soon you know. At first I loved doing that, meeting new fans that appreciated me as being on Teen Mom and having a sex video that was out.

"Now I feel like it's gotten too far and I just kinda want to be done with that. I think going out and doing some of these things are fun, but when it gets to a point when it's not fun, it's more distracting, I'm not about that anymore."
You cut one lawn, you're not a gardener. You cook one meal, you're not a chef. But you get fucked in the ass once in front of a camera crew, you are a dirty fucking porn star for the rest of your life. Film is forever, Farrah. Once you and your anus cross that line, there is no turning back.

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Farrah Abraham at the 6th annual "Icons & Idols" party at Finale in New York (8/25)

It goes without saying that Teen Mom star/anal porn star Farrah Abraham is a terrible mother, but even I didn't think she was this bad . . . okay maybe  I did a little. From In Touch Weekly:
These days, former Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham spends most of her time appearing at strip clubs or giving interviews. But she insists time apart from daughter Sophia, 4, isn't hurting the little girl. "It's healthy that we have a break," claims Farrah, 22 (whose dad lives near her and Sophia in Texas). "She has her own life and is doing her own thing, and I'm doing mine." (Print Edition - 10/14)
Even though Farrah really might be the worst mother in the world right now, things could be worse. Letting Farrah raise her daughter Sophia would be far worse then just letting Sophia be raised by her father's parents, or grandparents, or stray dogs who roam the countryside looking for scraps that have been discarded by inconsiderate drivers. Look, I saw her porno, and I can tell you that, without a doubt, Farrah Abraham was born to get filmed getting corn-holed, not to raise the future meth addicts unlucky enough to fall out of her money hole.

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  • Farrah Abraham Terrible Mother 1
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Farrah Abraham showing off her new tits

Even though she said last week that she didn't want "porn-star status" breast implants, former Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham debuted her new porn-star status breast implants at Sapphire Pool & Day Club on Friday. Wow, her little 4-year-old daughter Sophia must be so proud of her. I bet she grows up to be a doctor or scientist.

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Farrah Abraham got new implants

Just when I think Teen Mom Farrah Abraham couldn't possibly be any dumber, she goes and does something like this . . . and totally redeems herself! From In Touch Weekly:
Her fourth surgery in less than three years and her second boob job, Farrah explains to In Touch, why she chose to replace her saline implants with silicone ones and jump from a C-cup to a D-cup.

Farrah says she upgraded because her saline implants "felt like water balloons." Now, she tells In Touch, "I look more natural. I want to look my best. And I'm looking amazing."

Looking "amazing" has cost the single mom nearly $30,000 for a nose job, a chin implant and the two boob jobs, coughing up $7,145 for her newest addition, done by Dr. David Finkle in Omaha, Neb.

But there's one area where she draws the line. "I would not get boob implants that were porn-star status," she claims. "I'm very realistic about keeping myself looking natural."
You know what? I'm starting to think that there's an ever so slight possibility that maybe . . . possibly . . . Farrah might give me an erection. Yes, I understand that Farrah Abraham is still just a bottom-feeding bag of used Trojan Mint Tingle condom drippings who makes the Kardashian family tree seem downright royal, but I love it when a girl has her head on straight. Make no mistake, Farrah is a legit porn star. She might actually be the biggest, most mainstream porn star in the world, so she should absolutely get the big porn star tits. Now, since I'm sort of a big deal in the world of electronical media, I downloaded her porno off Pirate's Bay attended an exclusive screening of her porno when it was first released. I love the surgeries, but there's one non-invasive procedure that Farrah should consider before her next performance. I'll put this as delicately as I can: Farrah, do the world a favor and bleach your busted-to-bits asshole, you dirty cum dumpster!

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Farrah Abraham in Miami (6/1)

Here's Teen Mom star/professional whore Farrah Abraham doing her best Baywatch impression in Miami over the weekend. As far as I can tell, her sole source of income right now is the porno she starred in for Vivid and these staged bikini photoshoots she keeps doing (more here and here). Seems like a good long-term financial plan, especially when she hits her mid 20s and her vagina starts looking like something out of an Eli Roth film.

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Farrah vs. Kim

This week's sign that the Apocalypse is finally upon us:
According to our porn sources, Farrah's 70-minute debut, "Backdoor Teen Mom," lured in more than 2 million visitors in just 12 hours Monday -- annihilating the record previously held by Kim K and Ray J, which attracted 600,000 during the same time frame. (TMZ)
Enjoy your weekend, folks

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Farrah Abraham in L.A. (4/21)

After the whole sex tape debacle, I didn't think Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham could sink any further, but then she had to go and include her 4-year-old daughter Sophia in a staged bikini photoshoot she did on Sunday. Using your kid as a moneymaking prop -- I bet Hollywood must be shocked and dismayed by this type of behav-LOL! I was almost able to type that without laughing. No, but seriously, if Farrah wants to make some extra money from her daughter, start selling vouchers good for a lap dance when Sophia hits the stage in 14 years. Hell, I'd probably buy a couple just because it'd be such a great value.

*20 Farrah Abraham bikini pics total in the gallery:

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