I think this goes without saying but if you're going to get a phrase permanently inked onto your body, make sure it's spelled correctly. From Celebridoodle:
Hayden Panettiere showed off her new side tattoo while enjoying the sun in Cannes, but there is a slight problem here. The tattoo is spelled wrong! It reads “vivere senza rimipianti,” which should translate as “to live without regrets” but it has an extra i in “rimpianti.”
According to my limited knowledge of Italian, Hayden's misspelled tattoo now means "to live without ever having your feet touch the ground when you sit in a chair" . . . which is weird because Hayden's feet never touch the ground when she sits in a chair. What a crazy coincidence.
Turns out Gene Simmons isn't quite the Lothario he would have you believe. In fact he has no game with the ladies whatsoever. If he wasn't famous and didn't have a tongue that he could scratch his knee with, he'd probably still be a virgin. From the National Enquirer:
Gene Simmons attended the party for "L.A. Confidential" magazine at XIV in Hollywood on April 30. The KISS-rocker-turned-reality-star tried to impress a stunning blonde with grunting sounds and odd gestures. It didn't work. The lady told 59-year-old Gene to "Get lost!" (Print Edition - 5/18)
The blonde obviously misunderstood what was happening. At 59, those "grunting sounds" and "odd gestures" by Gene weren't meant to be sexually provocative. They were just his way of controlling his overactive prostate. Besides, Gene doesn't need juvenile antics and silly theatrics to disgust the ladies. He just needs a well-lit room.
Madonna attended the Costume Institute Gala (no, it's not a costume party) at the Met in New York last night looking like a complete jackass. At what point in her life does she realize she's not actually 16, but 50 with 3 kids and an old beat up vagina? She's like the whore version of Peter Pan.
Denise Richards butchers "Take Me Out to the Ball Game"
Denise Richards was invited to sing the traditional seventh inning song "Take Me Out to the Ball Game" last Friday at the Chicago Cubs game. Hmmm, how best to describe her performance . . . Have you heard of Susan Boyle? She was the rather "unkempt" lady on Britain's Got Talent who shocked everybody a few weeks ago with her incredible performance of "I Dreamed a Dream" from Les Misérables. Well Denise was absolutely nothing like her whatsoever. I'd rather listen to two cats fighting than her singing again.
