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Fabio will straight fuck you up

Don't mess with Fabio. The model took offense to an article about him in the Jan/Feb issue of Details. And he let them know about it . . . GOLD LETTERHEAD STYLE! This editor guy doesn't even know how lucky he is. The last magazine editor Fabio was pissed off at, he impregnated . . . Did I mention it was a dude because it was a dude. Fabio knocked up a dude. His sperm is that powerful. According to ancient Eastern lore, it also has miraculous healing properties.

George Clooney flipping off Fabio and his group (11/2007)

George Clooney is still afraid Fabio wants to beat his ass because of that little incident at Madeo restaurant last year (details here). In Touch Weekly (now weekly!) says:

According to an insider, on January 4, George, 46, made a reservation at the Italian restaurant but quickly canceled it when he was told that Fabio, 48, was planning to eat there that night. However, George's rep insists his client never tried to avoid Fabio. Instead of bumping into him again, George opted to eat at The Peninsula Beverly Hills hotel.

Can you really blame Clooney for trying to avoid Fabio? He's a lover not a fighter -- and with hair like Fabio's -- George might get confused. Besides, if I really wanted to see little bitches fight I'd tune in to the Presidential debates! My solution to this whole feud is exactly what they both want anyway: an arm wresting contest . . . with their third arms.

Lamborghini opened a new dealership in Calabasas last night and a few celebs popped by. Hayden Panettiere and Kristen Bell were there (pics posted earlier) as well as the guy who almost beat George Clooney's ass at Madeo two weeks ago, Fabio. The male model told OK! magazine a little more about the altercation he had with the famous actor:

"I was doing a charity for the 11-99 Foundation, which benefits the widows and children of officers killed in the line of duty. I had dinner with six women and a photographer woman and we were just having fun, having dinner and taking pictures. All of a sudden one of the ladies said to me 'there is this gentleman a few tables behind you that keeps insulting me, keeps giving me the finger.' She's like 'this gentleman behind you called me a fat cow.'"

"So I turn and it was him. He was drunk and thought people were taking pictures of him. So I went to the table and explained to him that we were having a charity dinner and I said 'you're more than welcome to come to my table and see if there was a picture of you.' I apologized and he started being rude so I put him in his place. After I put him in his place – you know I'm three times his size – he got a little scared. I went back to my table and as soon as I sit down he paid his bill, got up and he started insulting the girls. He called the women names. At that point I lost my temper. I went after him and he ran out of the restaurant."

"He has no class. You have to be a low-class, scumbag to start calling a woman a name. If you're a man, you should never. You should be a gentleman. These women were with me and as a man I defend them. He was lucky he ran out of the restaurant. He’s not even half a man." (Source)

Holy shit dude. George Clooney called the widow of a slain cop a fat cow. Even I think that's mean and one time I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a lake to see if he could swim. Surprisingly, he could . . . the first time at least.

NOTE: Fabio met Kristen Bell and Hayden Panettiere for the first time last night and they're already both three months pregnant: