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Hugh Grant is just a little bit drunk

Of course Hugh Grant dressed up for Halloween on Saturday night: He was the creepy drunk guy at the Standard Hotel in New York hitting on models half his age. Oh wait, that wasn't a costume. From my source at the bar:

"Here's some pics I took of Hugh Grant and Matar Cohen (Israeli model from Project Runway) from Halloween at the Standard Hotel in New York. He was drunk as hell and hitting on her like crazy. He kept taking pictures of her and said he liked the way she looked, but Matar didn't go home with him because he was 'too old' (she's 23)."

This Matar chick better learn to start liking guys twice her age if she ever wants to reach the top of the modeling industry. The sad truth is most supermodels slept their way to the top. Hell, even I did it. I'm not proud of it, but Celebslam didn't become the 37th* most popular celebrity gossip blog by sheer hard work alone.

*29th in India. Yeah baby!

The Leighton Meester sex tape is real

First of all, it's definitely her. The tape was shot in 2004 when Leighton was 18. The pic on the left is Leighton at the "Silver Spoon Hollywood Buffet" in September 2004. Check out the two necklaces. Now check out the two necklaces on the topless pic. Through careful masturbatory analysis, I've determined they match. So what does this all mean? It means this post is about ten times creepier than I meant it to be.

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