Eve in South Beach (12/31)
Gotta love the paw print tattoo on the chest. Really the only way Eve could be classier in this picture is if she was holding her beautiful antique parasol (fashioned from the finest laces in all the Orient). Unfortunately she left it home with the butler.
Rapper/actress Eve was arrested for DUI early this morning after she crashed her gold Maserati into a center divider on Hollywood Boulevard. According to TMZ, Eve was "visibly upset" as she was handcuffed and led into a squad car (Editors Note: NO SHIT). Around 4:00 AM Sean Penn showed up to the police station to make sure Eve was OK. Wait, Sean Penn?
Hard time couldn't have been that bad for just-busted rapper Eve -- TMZ has learned that she got an early morning celebrity visit from Oscar-winning actor Sean Penn! Police sources said, "He came to see how Eve was doing." (Source)
I guess the obvious question here is how and why a 46-year-old Oscar winning actor is friends with a 28-year-old hip hop artist. That's just odd. What's also odd is that no clothing company has seen fit to design a line of evening wear specially tailored for men with huge upper bodies. Sometimes--when I note that lack of dinner jackets in my closet--I almost wish I wasn't born with such incredible strength. But then I flex in the mirror and those thoughts are tossed aside. God I'm sexy. And modest. "Sexily modest" if you will.
