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Evangeline Lilly in Beverly Hills (2/25)

I'm pretty sure that's intended for me. I get that a lot. So I like to dress in what society deems "inappropriate" clothing, it doesn't make me a bad guy. Just once I'd like to saunter about in my pair of lace crotchless panties without getting the middle finger. I mean, isn't this a free country? Isn't that what our Founding Fathers fought for? Makes you think . . .

Evangeline Lilly and Dominic Monaghan break up

Evangeline Lilly finally ditched her "hobbit-like" fiancé Dominic Monaghan. The actor was seen crying and kissing another woman at the El Coyote restaurant in LA over the weekend. He may have also asked her to borrow a tampon. A source told the New York Post:

"They were right in the middle of the room, they weren't interested in privacy. They looked very intimate. They were nursing margaritas, leaning in, chain-smoking, having intense conversation." The two eventually drove off in a Toyota Prius together. Reps for Lilly and Monaghan did not return calls. (Source)

He was probably crying because Frodo hadn't called him after the crazy night of passion they shared last month. Or maybe he's still pissed about not being able to experience the thrills of a Disneyland rollercoaster. Seriously, did this guy REALLY think a piece of ass like Evangeline Lilly would marry a guy who's so short he poses for trophies? I'm sure she's moving onto to bigger and better things--like any seventh grader.

Lost beauty Evangeline Lilly at the Vancouver Airport

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Evangeline Lilly at the 2007 Golden Globe Awards

Evangeline Lilly's Hawaii home burned down Wednesday morning. Lilly, a star on ABC's island drama Lost, rents the house along with two other crew members:

Honolulu Fire Capt. Kenison Tejada said that his department received the alarm at 6:43 a.m. Wednesday, and that crews reached the scene six minutes later. "When we arrived the house was fully engulfed," Tejada said. "It was a complete loss. Just the roof was still standing." He confirmed that none of the house's three female residents were home at the time of the fire. Two were at work and the third was off island, he said.

Now Evangeline, this is probably a very emotional time for you. I can't pretend to know what racing through your head. If you need a crotch to cry in, just know that I'm available. While I don't resemble the stunted hobbit you're used to sleeping with, I'll grow on you. Of course by "grow on you," I mean "repeatedly have sex with you." But you already knew that. What other inference could you possibly make from those pictures I've been sending?

Evangeline Lilly

Lost beauty Evangeline Lilly is fed up with Hollywood stars who do nothing but party all day:

The Canadian actress tries to spend as much time away from Tinseltown as possible and prefers to spend her free time relaxing in Hawaii or doing charity work. She says, "(I need to help people or I'd be) no better than the Paris Hiltons of the world, waltzing around with their Louis Vuitton bags and their little dogs. Those people couldn't give a rat's ass if somebody was starving in the street next to them."

That last part is especially true of Paris. Just the other day she ran into Nicole Richie outside a Beverly Hills store and didn't even so much as acknowledge her. *rimshot*

Evangeline Lilly vs. Paris Hilton? I'm almost embarrassed to admit how many times I've masturbated to that scenario thought of that scenario.

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