OK we get it, you like to blow kisses
Eva Mendes' new movie We Own The Night opens with a steamy, ahem, masturbation scene. Despite Eva's pleas, director James Gray refused to cut it. Eva told UK tabloid The Sun:
"I remember being so scared that morning and really trying to stall, but I just had to do it. Usually you feel that ticking time bomb but that morning it was a couple of hours of me and Joaquin and James just talking. I was talking in circles and trying to get out of it. I just talked myself into an oblivion and did it. That was the last scene we shot and we had three months of history together, which really helped. The scene is erotic but it comes from a place of love." (Source)
Frankly, until I read this article, I wasn't going to see this movie. But now that I know it will involve Eva Mendes moaning orgasmically while she pleasures herself, not only will I see it immediately, but I'm buying a new trench coat for the occasion . . . to smuggle candy in to the theatre.* I don't know if Eva will smoke a cigarette when her scene ends, but I know I will.
*and masturbate
Eva Mendes really, really likes to blow kisses
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Here's Eva Mendes vacationing in Capri. According to Wikipedia, "after the end of the Western Roman Empire, Capri returned to the status of a dominion of Naples, and suffered various attacks and ravages by pirates. In 866 Emperor Louis II gave the island to Amalfi. In 987 the first Caprese bishop was consecrated by Pope John XV." So if that ever comes up on Jeopardy, you fucking owe me man.
Eva Mendes at the premiere of Ghost Rider in New York City
ore of Eva after the jump...
Eva Mendes is considering hypnosis to help her stick to her annual New Year's resolution. For the past decade, Eva has vowed to stop biting her nails. And for the past decade, she's broken the vow after only a few days. Eva reveals:
"For the 10th year in a row I will make a resolution to not bite my nails. And for the 10th year in a row I'm sure I will break that by 5 January. I think that's the longest I went without biting my nails. I'm meeting with a hypnotherapist in an effort to stop. I'm really happy about this because that's one of my things that I do that I no longer want to do."
Isn't breaking your New Year's resolution a week into the year pretty much par for the course? Like last year one of my resolutions was to stop exuding so much raw sex appeal. Needless to say, that resolution was broken when I looked into the mirror on January 1st. And it was REALLY broken when I bedded down with those two Swedish supermodels a few hours later. And it was REALLY REALLY broken when those Jehovah's Witnesses knocked on my...eh, you get the point.
NOTE: Sorry for all the New Year's resolution humor today. I'm just taking advantage of the 2-3 day window when I can actually use it. It just doesn't have the same cache when I break it out on July 15th.
It looks like Eva Mendes and "celubutante" Tinsely Mercer Mortimer shop at the same store. Both arrived at the Max Azria fashion show wearing the same dress (OH THE HORROR!):
A heartrending gasp went up from the backstage crowd Monday night in the Fashion Week tents when Mortimer strolled into the W Hotels Lifestyle Lounge a few feet from where the sultry Mendes was chilling in a banquette."We had an extra dress backstage that we were able to give Tinsley," spokesman Patrick McGregor told Lowdown yesterday, adding that Mortimer had donned a dress she already owned instead of one the designer had lent her for the event. "She was a great sport about it and went and changed in the Porta-Potti." Minutes later, Mortimer - who's featured in Sunday's "Society Girls: The E! True Hollywood Story" - was poured into a green rib-knit dress and sitting in the front row alongside Azria-clad celebs Sarah Michelle Gellar, Christina Milian, the Hilton spawn, Jaime King and Christine Baumgartner, who attended with hubby Kevin Costner.
Well obviously the only way to settle this dispute between Eva and Tinsely is for both to put on their respective dresses and have a private mud-wrestling match on my kitchen floor. The winner (Eva of course because I don't give a shit about Tinsely) will jet away with me for a weeklong vacation touring the French countryside. Wine tasting, fine dining, and making fun of French people will be just a few of the things on the agenda. And sex. Lots and lots of sex. It will be a week of pure ecstasy. Wait, what were we talking about again?
