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Eva Mendes at a press conference launching "30 Days of Fashion and Beauty" at the Park Hyatt Hotel in Sydney, Australia (8/27)

+ Them's fightin' words [Just Jared]

+ Jessica Biel takes a lesbian power hike [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Keeley Hazell Topless Pictures Go For Gold [Egotastic!]

+ I'm seriously in love with Sofia Vergara [F-Listed]

+ Luke Perry still jobless [ICYDK]

+ Hilary Duff struts her stuff [Popoholic]

+ More pics of Jodie Marsh and her slutty outfit [Horny Oyster]

+ Michael Jackson looks like weights under 100 pounds [Bossip]

+ Chick who used to be famous busted for drugs at LAX [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]

[WENN, Pacific Coast News]

Eva Mendes in Vogue Italy (May)

I don't know what it is, but there's something about Europe that causes chicks to lose their tops. It's a lot like my basement minus the complaining and escape attempts. Ha ha ha, just kidding . . . *shifts eyes*

Eva Mendes is in rehab

TMZ is reporting that Eva Mendes has been in rehab for "several weeks". The actress is currently at the Cirque Lodge in Sundance, Utah -- the same facility Lindsay Lohan spent months at last year. Eva's rep said:

"Eva has been working hard for the past year and made a positive decision to take some much-needed time off to proactively attend to some personal issues that, while not critical, she felt deserved some outside professional support. Out of respect for Eva's privacy, we do not wish to discuss further details." (Source)

I guess Eva's troubles might not be that serious because that's her in Paris two weeks ago. I don't know, maybe that's just part of Cirque's detox program -- sleepless nights, cold sweats, and trips to Paris. Almost makes me wish I had developed a more crippling problem than my addiction to quilts.

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Eva Mendes at the premiere of Live in Paris, France (1/14)

Eva Mendes in the November issue of Maxim

I love Fridays because I can relax and pass off pictures like these as real gossip. I know what you're thinking: "But Nick, you handsome devil, you do that every day of the week--and you're incredibly strong." True, but Monday through Thursday I'm not drinking a jack and coke out of a Big Gulp cup!

OK we get it, you like to blow kisses

Eva Mendes' new movie We Own The Night opens with a steamy, ahem, masturbation scene. Despite Eva's pleas, director James Gray refused to cut it. Eva told UK tabloid The Sun:

"I remember being so scared that morning and really trying to stall, but I just had to do it. Usually you feel that ticking time bomb but that morning it was a couple of hours of me and Joaquin and James just talking. I was talking in circles and trying to get out of it. I just talked myself into an oblivion and did it. That was the last scene we shot and we had three months of history together, which really helped. The scene is erotic but it comes from a place of love." (Source)

Frankly, until I read this article, I wasn't going to see this movie. But now that I know it will involve Eva Mendes moaning orgasmically while she pleasures herself, not only will I see it immediately, but I'm buying a new trench coat for the occasion . . . to smuggle candy in to the theatre.* I don't know if Eva will smoke a cigarette when her scene ends, but I know I will.

*and masturbate

Eva Mendes really, really likes to blow kisses