Eva Mendes nip slip! Eva Mendes showed up to the New York premiere of
Bad Lieutenant last night wearing what can best be described as "nirvana in its cotton form." I think I speak for the majority here in saying that Eva Mendes is fucking awesome. One time she called me a "horse-cocked freak" and I didn't even care. And I'm normally really sensitive about that.
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Eva Mendes Eva Mendes at the 26th Annual Night of Stars Awards in New York (10/22)
Eva Mendes at the Venice International Film Festival (9/5)
Italian fashion designer Alberta Ferretti had a theme party aboard her yacht "Prometej" Saturday night in Venice. The theme? "Kinda Sorta Show Your Nipple." The winner? Eva Mendes. Congratulations. Your prize is nothing but my admiration. And $40.
NOTE: To see the uncensored pics of
Eva Mendes's nipple, click the headline pic (or
thumbnails) and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or
bottom of the image.
Eva Mendes Eva Mendes out and about in Portofino, Italy (7/18)
Eva Mendes out and about in West Hollywood (1/13)
+ What the hell? [
Just Jared]
+
Paris Hilton is tacky [Drunken Stepfather]
+
Olivia Munn is Topless! Now Move That Damn Hat! [Egotastic!]
+ Leah Dizon is your afternoon pick-me-up [
F-Listed]
+ Lucy Pinder is topless (
NSFW) [
TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Miranda Kerr in tight jeans [
Popoholic]
+ Oh my god Tara Conner is beautiful [
Holy Taco]
+ Oprah used to hit the crack pipe [
Bossip]
+ Brenda Fraser looks like hell [
Seriously? OMG! WTF?]

Eva Mendes at a press conference launching "30 Days of Fashion and Beauty" at the Park Hyatt Hotel in Sydney, Australia (8/27)
+ Them's fightin' words [Just Jared]
+ Jessica Biel takes a lesbian power hike [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Keeley Hazell Topless Pictures Go For Gold [Egotastic!]
+ I'm seriously in love with Sofia Vergara [F-Listed]
+ Luke Perry still jobless [ICYDK]
+ Hilary Duff struts her stuff [Popoholic]
+ More pics of Jodie Marsh and her slutty outfit [Horny Oyster]
+ Michael Jackson looks like weights under 100 pounds [Bossip]
+ Chick who used to be famous busted for drugs at LAX [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]

Eva Mendes in Vogue Italy (May)
I don't know what it is, but there's something about Europe that causes chicks to lose their tops. It's a lot like my basement minus the complaining and escape attempts. Ha ha ha, just kidding . . . *shifts eyes*

Eva Mendes is in rehab
TMZ is reporting that Eva Mendes has been in rehab for "several weeks". The actress is currently at the Cirque Lodge in Sundance, Utah -- the same facility Lindsay Lohan spent months at last year. Eva's rep said:
"Eva has been working hard for the past year and made a positive decision to take some much-needed time off to proactively attend to some personal issues that, while not critical, she felt deserved some outside professional support. Out of respect for Eva's privacy, we do not wish to discuss further details." (Source)
I guess Eva's troubles might not be that serious because that's her in Paris two weeks ago. I don't know, maybe that's just part of Cirque's detox program -- sleepless nights, cold sweats, and trips to Paris. Almost makes me wish I had developed a more crippling problem than my addiction to quilts.

Eva Mendes in the November issue of Maxim
I love Fridays because I can relax and pass off pictures like these as real gossip. I know what you're thinking: "But Nick, you handsome devil, you do that every day of the week--and you're incredibly strong." True, but Monday through Thursday I'm not drinking a jack and coke out of a Big Gulp cup!

