Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes in Paris, France (11/26)
You may have heard the news, but Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes are having sex now. That's the two of them taking a stroll through the famous Père Lachaise Cemetery in Paris over the weekend. Seriously, screw this guy and his blessed penis. I hope that bandage on his hand is from a zombie bite. Although, knowing Ryan, he'll be the only zombie in history who doesn't want brains. "PUUU-SSSSSSSY"
*30 Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes pictures total in the gallery:
Eva Mendes in Elle France Eve Mendes appears in the October issue of
Elle France, and in a few of the shots, you can kinda see through her top a little (pics
here and
here). Is this the greatest day in the history of mankind? Yes, yes it is.
*8 Eva Mendes pictures total in the gallery:
Eva Mendes is in love with Larry David If any of you guys know Larry David (the 64-year-old balding guy from
Curb Your Enthusiasm), can you let him know that he could probably have sex with Eva Mendes if he wanted to. Thanks. A source told the
National Enquirer:
"Larry is winning Eva over slowly but surely.It seems hard to believe, but he's an exceptionally charming guy who has women falling at his feet right now. He's rich, intelligent, sensitive - and he's in decent shape for a guy his age. Eva is attracted to men with a great sense of humor, so it helps that Larry is one of the funniest guys around.
"A few months ago, they ended up spending hours together at a party at a friend's house, and they really clicked. Eva is a huge 'Seinfeld' fan, and she loves Larry's offbeat sense of humor. Eva is not what you'd expect at all. She's actually pretty goofy and a bit of a comic herself, so they both spent the night laughing at each other's jokes. They exchanged numbers and they've been talking ever since. Eva is really taken with Larry's sensitive side, and she says that he has a 'sexy' personality."
The fact that a gorgeous movie star like Eva Mendes is attracted to a guy like Larry David is great news for
me ugly dudes with a sense of humor. Good to know that having a sense of humor is all it takes to hook up with a beautiful woman like her. And by "having a sense of humor," I mean "having $500 million in the bank." I should really get to work on that.
*32 Eva Mendes pictures total in the gallery:
Eva Mendes channeling her inner Waldo yesterday in West Hollywood (6/16)
Where's Waldo? I thought Turkish authorities found him a few years ago and locked him up for sexual assault. What the hell was he doing in West Hollywood yesterday?
*25 Eva Mendes pictures total in the gallery:
The 2011 Spike TV Guy's Choice Awards: Just the Attractive People
The annual Spike TV Guy's Choice were Saturday at Sony Pictures Studios in Culver City, and a whole bunch of hot chicks showed up. Like Minka Kelly, Did you know that when she farts, it sounds like the beautiful chorus of a thousand songbirds? True story.
*106 Spike TV Guy's Choice Award pictures total in the gallery:
The 2011 Costume Institute Gala: Just the Attractive People The Annual Costume Institute Gala was last night at the The Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York, and a ton of hot ass showed up. Pretty much anyone who's anyone was there. I hate to be the one to break this to you, but if you weren't invited to this thing, you're most definitely ugly. I'm looking at you, Cameron Diaz.
This took me all damn morning to edit (43 celebrities, 171 pictures), so click around:
*171 Costume Institute Gala pictures total in the gallery:
Leighton Meester is rather attractive The 4th Annual "Art of Elysium" charity gala was on Saturday night and all sorts of hot sluts showed up. Like Leighton Meester, above. Oops, I meant "attractive women." All sorts of attractive women showed up. Leighton really hates when I call her dirty names. Oh sure, I can pull your hair and spank you, but calling you a "filthy naughty slut" is really taking things too far, isn't it? I want my coffeemaker back, bitch.
150 picture of attractive women in the gallery so click around:
*151 Art of Elysium pictures total in the gallery:
Eva Mendes Eva Mendes at the 10th Annual "Marrakech International Film Festival" in Marrakech, Morocco (12/4)
*22 Eva Mendes pictures total in the gallery:
Eva Mendes Eva Mendes at Variety's "2nd Annual Power Of Women Luncheon" at the Beverly Hills Hotel (9/30)
*15 Eva Mendes pictures total in the gallery:
Eva Mendes Eva Mendes at the UK premiere of
The Other Guys held at the Vue Leicester Square in London (9/14)
*32 Eva Mendes premiere pictures total in the gallery:
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