Eva Mendes driving the wrong way in Beverly Hills (6/25)
The special treatment of celebrities simply has to stop. I mean just look at Eva Mendes on Bedford Drive in Beverly Hills yesterday. She gets her own special lane that goes against traffic on the one way street. Wait, what's that? She doesn't actually have her own special lane? . . . oh
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Eva Mendes at the Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills (3/9)
Smell it? That mixture of dog shit, grass, and dirt? That's Eva Mendes' shoe. From the National Enquirer:
Crap hit the fan when Eva Mendes, jogging through Hollywood's Runyon Canyon with baby-daddy Ryan Gosling, stepped into a pile of fresh doggy-doo and spotted the guilty bitch strolling off! Said my spy witness: "Eva was sooo pissed! She screamed at the dog's female owner to pick up the poo, but the woman shrugged and said, 'I don't have anything to put it in.' Yelled Eva: 'Then you shouldn't be walking your dog here!' As Eva screamed, Ryan - pulling down his baseball cap, trying not to be recognized--kept saying 'Honey, calm down!' But Eva chastised bitch and owner nonstop!" (Print Edition - 4/27)If anything, Eva is a saint. There's nothing worse than a dog owner leaving shit behind. Even pedophiles clean up after their dog. It's one of my biggest pet peeves, and sometimes I go a little nuts. One time I was on vacation and I stepped in dog shit that the owner didn't clean up. The date? May 2, 2011. The owner? Osama bin Laden. True story.
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Eva Mendes leaving her hotel in Manhattan (7/10)
Ladies, get your panties ready. Ryan Gosling is about to dump Eva Mendes. Wait, just ladies? Ryan Gosling is so damn good looking that even I would go down on him. From Us Weekly:
One insider reveals that the duo broke up briefly six months ago and adds that the relationship has remained rocky ever since. "He can be moody, and she's insecure," explains a source close to Gosling, 32. "She sees a text from a mystery number and assumes he's talking to other girls."It's no shocking truth that the Ryan/Eva express is coming off the rails. This was supposed to be just a summer humping of two attractive people, but then Eva suffered an attack of "exhaustion" that us working class people never seem to suffer from (i.e., she drank her weight in Grey Goose in two hours), so Ryan would have looked like a total douche had he dumped her then and there. Now, all the troubles of a failed relationship are coming to surface. Ryan needs a lady who isn't above him on the Hollywood totem pole, and Eva isn't secure enough to be with a dude who's just as pretty and needy as she is. They should end it now before the late-night bickering over the vanity mirror and P90X DVD becomes the talk of the neighborhood.
Pals have noticed a shift in the actress, 39, who in July gushed to them about visiting her man in Iceland, where he was working on How to Catch a Monster. Now, "she shuts down anyone who brings up Ryan," says a friend. "It's clear something is wrong. I wouldn't be surprised if they split for good soon."
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Paparazzi photos from Friday, September 20
Eva Mendes arriving to the Icons of Style Awards at the Mandarin Oriental Hotel in New York (pics start here)
Jennifer Love Hewitt running errands in Brentwood (pics start here)
Jennifer Hudson leaving her hotel in New York (pics start here)
Selena Gomez shopping at Versace in Milan, Italy (pics start here)
Miranda Kerr leaving the afterparty for the opening of night of Romeo & Juliet on Broadway in New York (pics start here)
Kirsten Dunst leaving Aroma Cafe in Studio City (pics start here)
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley at the Martini 150th Anniversary Party at Villa Erba in Lake Como, Italy (pics start here)
Ben Affleck picking his daughter Violet up from school in Santa Monica (pics start here)
Dakota Fanning shopping in New York (pics start here)
Rosanna Arquette shopping in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
Morena Baccarin at L.A. Confidential Magazine's Pre-Emmy Party at Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
Tyra Banks leaving the afterparty for the opening of night of Romeo & Juliet on Broadway in New York (pics start here)
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Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes can't stop banging
Wait, so you're telling me that two attractive people actually enjoy having sex with each other? This is shocking news. From Star:
Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes can't keep their hands off each other. The couple have reportedly been getting frisky in the editing suite of the actor's directorial debut How To Catch A Monster in which his actress girlfriend stars, much to the shock of other crew members.When How to Catch a Monster is released, I bet every sound effect is gonna sound like skin slapping against skin . . . so a lot like when Jonah Hill walks down the street alone. Hey, Ryan and Eva can plow each other until the room stinks -- just make sure the room isn't the break room as a sign of courtesy. I swear, if I have to wipe DNA evidence off my vintage Batman and Robin coffee mug one more time, I'm filing a complaint with the Teen Actors Guild, and possibly OSHA.
A source told Star magazine: "They aren't exactly discreet. Ryan will be totally focused, then she'll throw him off by giving him a saucy look. The next thing you know, they've kicked everyone out of of the room so they can 'talk'."
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