Eva Longoria

Eva Longoria graduating from California State University, Northridge at The Valley Performing Arts Center in Northridge (5/22)

Eva Longoria officially has her masters degree. After spending a week in Cannes celebrating without underwear, she graduated from California State University, Northridge ("The Long Beach State of the San Fernando Valley") yesterday with a masters degree in Chicano Studies. Her thesis -- which she totally didn't have help writing -- was titled Success STEMS From Diversity: The Value of Latinas in STEM Careers. Contrast Eva's accomplishment with someone like Paris Hilton, who once blew a guy with a masters degree.

*25 Eva Longoria graduation pictures total in the gallery:

Eva Longoria's Cannes wardrobe malfunction

Eva Longoria suffered a pretty embarrassing wardrobe malfunction while arriving to the premiere of Jimmy P. at the Cannes Film Festival on Saturday night. Pretty embarrassing because she's not wearing underwear and, let's see, how best to put this . . . let's just say I'm pretty sure that Eva Longoria is not currently pregnant, if you catch my drift. All together now: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

NOTE: To see the uncensored Eva Longoria wardrobe malfunction pics, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*30 Eva Longoria pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Monday, May 13

Eva Longoria leaving Four Seasons George V hotel in Paris (pics start here)

Amy Adams out and about in Boston (pics start here)

Bethenny Frankel leaving Barneys in New York (pics start here)

Maggie Lawson, Timothy Omundson, Dule Hill, and James Roday on the set of Psych in Vancouver, Canada (pics start here)

Courtney Stodden out for dinner in Los Angeles (pics start here)

Vanessa Hudgens out and about in Studio City (pics start here)

Britney Spears arriving at a dance studio in Thousand Oaks (pics start here)

Russell Brand leaving a yoga class in Los Angeles (pics start here)

Anna Faris out and about in Hollywood (pics start here)

Katy Perry leaving a studio in Los Angeles (pics start here)

Zoe Saldana doing an interview for Extra at The Grove in Los Angeles (pics start here)

Jenna Dewan walking her dog in London (pics start here)

*117 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, May 7

Eva Longoria at The Grove in Hollywood (pics start here)

Lauren Conrad at the Malibu Island Spiced Launch Party at Dream Downtown in New York (pics start here)

Rachael Taylor acting and directing on the set of her upcoming movie in New York (pics start here)

Blake Lively shopping in New York (pics start here)

Christina Hendricks on the set of How To Catch A Monster in Detroit (pics start here)

Emma Watson shopping in New York (pics start here)

Emma Roberts arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Zac Efron on the set of Townies in L.A. (pics start here)

Maria Menounos hosting Extra at The Grove in Hollywood (pics start here)

Brenda Song out and about in Studio City (pics start here)

January Jones arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

British model Abbey Clancey leaving the London Hilton on Park Lance (pics start here)

*110 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Eva Longoria leaving the Ken Paves Salon in West Hollywood (3/26)

Even though she's denying it on twitter, Life & Style says Eva Longoria is dating Ernesto Arguello, one of the three eligible bachelors from her canceled-after-two-episodes reality show Ready for Love. A source told the mag:

"Yes, they are dating but it is very new. She enjoys his company and thinks he is a great guy ... Ernesto treats her so well and she thinks he is sexy. It works for now."

On April 19, the Desperate Housewives actress and the Miami based philanthropist were spotted leaving LAX together, and two days later, the duo took a cozy drive around LA. "She put her head on his shoulder as he drove," an eyewitness tells Life & Style. "Then they ended up back at her place!"

When recently asked about working with Eva, Ernesto only had the nicest things to say about his boss--hinting at what was to come: "She is the sweetest girl," Ernesto cooed to Life & Style, "She is definitely a keeper!"

You know, I just don't get Eva's fascination with the D list. Am I alone in thinking that she's still smoking hot and should be above this sort of low-brow show? Reality show cock must be delicious to get someone like Eva Longoria to humiliate herself, her friends, and her family over. Geez, the empty suits at NBC didn't cancel this show due to a lack of interest -- they saw that after two tapings Eva was already getting her taco filled. Since she was getting the salami right off the bat, I can only assume that the "big reveal" at the end of the show would have been which contestant got to nail her in the fart box and how many drinks it took.

*30 Eva Longoria pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Saturday, April 20 and Sunday, April 21

Eva Longoria at Cafe Med in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Britney Spears leaving Bristol Farms in Thousand Oaks (pics start here)

Jordana Brewster out and about in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Rebecca Gayheart at a car wash in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Liv Tyler arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Model Jessica Hart leaving Gemma in New York (pics start here)

Jenna Dewan walking her dog in London (pics start here)

Zac Efron arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise leaving a nail salon in New York (pics start here)

Kristen Stewart driving around in L.A. (pics start here)

Kim Kardashian leaving Il Pastaio in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Sarah Silverman leaving her comedy show in Miami (pics start here)

Jessica Alba at Day 2 of the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival in Indio, CA (pics start here)

*117 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Eva Longoria at a gas station in Hollywood (3/4)

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*10 Eva Longoria pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Monday, February 4

Miranda Kerr arriving at Sydney International Airport in Australia (pics start here)

Actress Allison Williams (Girls) in Miami (pics start here)

Eva Longoria leaving a nail salon in Hollywood (pics start here)

Jenn Sterger and Chrystal Durnan appearing at Gallery nightclub inside Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas (pics start here)

Mel Gibson and Gerard Butler out together in Miami (pics start here)

Ashley Olsen walking her dog in the West Village of New York (pics start here)

Holly Madison leaving Meatball Spot in Las Vegas (pics start here)

Rachael Leigh Cook shopping at The Grove in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Gwen Stefani shopping at Sunset Plaza in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Britney Spears leaving a dog spa in Westlake Village, CA (pics start here)

Nicky Hilton out and about in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Kelly Brook filming a commercial in Miami (pics start here)

*104 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Thursday, January 31

Eva Longoria on her way to her office in L.A. (pics start here)

David Beckham out and about in London (pics start here)

Cate Blanchett at the 2nd Annual AACTA Awards in Sydney, Australia (pics start here)

Britney Spears leaving Target in L.A. (pics start here)

Vera Farmiga filming Bates Motel in Vancouver (pics start here)

Nicole Richie leaving a gym in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Lisa Loeb performing at Barnes & Noble at The Grove in Hollywood (pics start here)

Halle Berry taking her cat to the vet in Culver City (pics start here)

Diane Kruger at a photocall for Der Naechste, Bitte! at the Hotel de Rome in Berlin, Germany (pics start here)

Khloe Kardashian arriving at JFK airport in New York (pics start here)

Lindsay Lohan leaving Dan Tana's restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Kate Mara and Rooney Mara at the premiere of House of Cards in New York (pics start here)

*113 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Monday, January 28

Eva Longoria running errands in Hollywood (pics start here)

Monica Bellucci outside the Dolce & Gabbana boutique in Milan (pics start here)

Kate Hudson leaving Lee's Nail Salon in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Gretchen Mol arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Amber Heard and her girlfriend Marie de Villepin out and about in Paris (pics start here)

Christina Milian out and about in Miami (pics start here)

Heidi Klum at a park in Brentwood (pics start here)

Julianna Margulies at the 24th Annual Producers Guild Awards at the Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Jessica Alba leaving Starbucks in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Katherine Heigl outside the Sunset Marquis Hotel in Hollywood (pics start here)

Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Hilary Duff leaving Madeo restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)

*113 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery: