Eva Longoria


Eva Longoria bikini pics! (Marbella, Spain - 7/7)

Here's Eva Longoria still in a bikini, this time on a yacht off the coast of Marbella. I was supposed to be summering on a yacht off the coast of Marbella, too, but you know, the whole carbon footprint thing. Oh yeah, and money. I also lack money.

*21 Eva Longoria bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • Eva Longoria Holiday Bikini Pics 1
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Eva Longoria bikini pics! (Marbella, Spain - 7/6)

Here's Eva Longoria in Marbella earlier this week. Yes, Eva, when you wear a bikini, the paparazzi will take pictures of you. Anyways, Eva tells the new issue of InStyle that she wants to become the female version of George Clooney:
"I want to be the female George Clooney, He directs, produces and stars. I want to be in charge of the final product ... Everyone goes, 'Oh, she's an actor-turned-director,' and I'm like, 'No, I was always a director and a producer who happened to become an actor.' "
If Eva wants to become the female version of George Clooney, she needs to start having as much meaningless sex with as many gorgeous women as possible, preferably in the confines of her Italian villa. I know that's not quite what she means, but I've found that some things are much sexier if you take them literally.

*30 Eva Longoria pictures total in the gallery:

  • Eva Longoria Marbella Spain Bikini 1
  • Eva Longoria Marbella Spain Bikini 2
  • Eva Longoria Marbella Spain Bikini 3
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Eva Longoria bikini pics!

Eva Longoria at the beach in Miami (7/3)

*30 Eva Longoria bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • Eva Longoria 4th Bikini 1
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Eva Longoria in a bikini (Miami - 6/30)

Here's a bikini-clad Eva Longoria diving into a pool in Miami even though there's a huge "NO DIVING" sign posted. Gee, what could possibly go wrong? If all goes to plan, she's a shoe-in to play Christopher Reeve in his biopic. "So authentic!" -- Fayetteville Observer

*30 Eva Longoria bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • Eva Longoria Bikini Pool 1
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Paparazzi photos from Thursday, March 5

Eva Longoria leaving Ken Paves salon in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Karolina Kurkova at the Fall/Winter H&M show during Paris Fashion Week (pics start here)

Karrueche Tran leaving Warwick Nightclub in Hollywood (pics start here)

Model Charlotte McKinney leaving rehearsals for Dancing with the Stars in L.A. (pics start here)

Michelle Trachtenburg leaving The Palm restaurant in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Halle Berry on the set of Extant filming in downtown L.A. (pics start here)

Emma Roberts shopping at The Grove in Hollywood (pics start here)

Zac Efron leaving Locali in L.A. (pics start here)

Kelly Rutherford running errands in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Monet Mazur shopping at The Grove in Hollywood (pics start here)

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley leaving Madeo restaurant in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Thalia launching the Thalia Sodi Collection at Macy's Herald Square in New York (pics start here)

*112 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

  • Eva Longoria Crazy Tight Dress 1
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Eva Longoria bikini pics! (Miami - 12/6)

Here's Eva Longoria on vacation in Miami on Saturday. Dammit, I was gonna do this really long, thought-provoking post on post-modern race relations in the United Sates, but then Eva's ass had to go and eat her bikini. Had to post the pics. Forced my hand.

*30 Eva Longoria bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • Eva Longoria Bikini Buns 1
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Paparazzi photos from Saturday, October 11, and Sunday, October 12

Eva Longoria at the 2014 NCLR ALMA Awards at the Pasadena Civic Auditorium (pics start here)

Jessica Alba at Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Bethany Joy Lenz at the People Magazine "Ones to Watch" party at The Line Hotel in L.A. (pics start here)

Rachel Bilson leaving Bed Bath & Beyond in L.A. (pics start here)

Teri Hatcher leaving the Beverly Wilshire Hotel in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Kirsten Dunst leaving the Artisan Cheese Gallery in Studio City (pics start here)

Actress Genesis Rodriguez out and about in New York (pics start here)

Emmy Rossum and Dermot Mulrone filming Shameless in Hollywood (pics start here)

Jesse Metcalfe and Cara Santana shopping at The Grove in Hollywood (pics start here)

Cara Delevingne launching the "Cara D 4 DKNY" capsule collection at Bloomingdale's in New York (pics start here)

Model Hilary Rhoda out and about in New York (pics start here)

Fergie and Josh Duhamel at Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch in West Hollywood (pics start here)

*110 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

  • Eva Longoria ALMA Boobies 1
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Eva Longoria at a hotel in Miami (9/14)

Here's Eva Longoria on vacation in Miami yesterday with her boyfriend Jose Antonio Baston. Eva's way past 18, but her ass still looks unusually good in a bikini. I think she might be some kind of wizard.

*30 Eva Longoria bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • Eva Longoria Miami Hotel Bikini 1
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Jennifer Lopez leaving the Gansevoort Hotel in New York (7/10)

Who knew, but apparently Jennifer Lopez and Eva Longoria hate each other. J.Lo's trying to steal Eva's boyfriend Jose Antonio Baston because women are fucking evil like that. Still can't believe we let them vote. From Star:
Newly single Jennifer Lopez is back on the prowl for a new man, and Star has learned that her sights are set on Eva Longoria's boyfriend, Jose Antonio Baston. The 45-year-old singer threw girl code out the window when she was recently spotted on a dinner date with the Televisa network executive. Sources say that while a vulnerable Jen will go on a date with "just about anyone" at this point, her reason for picking Jose is extremely personal. Since photos surfaced of Eva, 39, sitting on the lap of Jen's then husband, Marc Anthony, in 2008, the two women have been involved in a bitter rivalry.

"Jen knows exactly what she's doing," reveals the source. "She wants to get under Eva's skin." And it seems to be working! The Desperate Housewives actress and Jose, 44, were spotted making their way through Heathrow airport on July 16 looking glum. (Print Edition)
If you had Jennifer Lopez and Eva Longoria fighting over you 15 years ago, you'd be consider the luckiest dude on the planet. Today, this guy probably feels like he's auditioning to be an extra on The Golden Girls. But don't get me wrong -- I wouldn't say "no" to either one of these chicks if I had a tube of Astroglide and a bottle of menopause pills on me. As the great philosopher Confucius once said: "The only time you want couple of cougars fighting over your meat is when you zookeeper".

*10 Jennifer Lopez pictures total in the gallery:

  • Jennifer Lopez Poaching Men 1
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Paparazzi photos from Saturday, April 26 and Sunday, April 27

Eva Longoria at the premiere of Food Chains at the Tribeca Film Festival (pics start here)

Hilary Duff leaving a gym in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Actress Aoibhinn McGinnity (Love/Hate) at the VIP Style Awards in Dublin, Ireland (pics start here)

Amy Adams shopping in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Lea Michelle at the 19th Annual "Taste for a Cure" dinner at the Beverly Wilshere Hotel in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Vanessa Hudgens arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Maria Menounos and her boyfriend Keven Undergaro out and about in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis at the Stagecoach Music Festival in Indio (pics start here)

Adam Sandler out and about in Brentwood (pics start here)

Goldie Hawn out and about in Brentwood (pics start here)

Mary Lynn Rajskub filming 24: Live Another Day in Central London (pics start here)

Victoria Justice arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

*119 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

  • Eva Longoria Black Minidress 1
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