Eva Longoria


Eva Longoria bikini pics! (Miami - 12/6)

Here's Eva Longoria on vacation in Miami on Saturday. Dammit, I was gonna do this really long, thought-provoking post on post-modern race relations in the United Sates, but then Eva's ass had to go and eat her bikini. Had to post the pics. Forced my hand.

*30 Eva Longoria bikini pictures total in the gallery:

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Paparazzi photos from Saturday, October 11, and Sunday, October 12

Eva Longoria at the 2014 NCLR ALMA Awards at the Pasadena Civic Auditorium (pics start here)

Jessica Alba at Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Bethany Joy Lenz at the People Magazine "Ones to Watch" party at The Line Hotel in L.A. (pics start here)

Rachel Bilson leaving Bed Bath & Beyond in L.A. (pics start here)

Teri Hatcher leaving the Beverly Wilshire Hotel in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Kirsten Dunst leaving the Artisan Cheese Gallery in Studio City (pics start here)

Actress Genesis Rodriguez out and about in New York (pics start here)

Emmy Rossum and Dermot Mulrone filming Shameless in Hollywood (pics start here)

Jesse Metcalfe and Cara Santana shopping at The Grove in Hollywood (pics start here)

Cara Delevingne launching the "Cara D 4 DKNY" capsule collection at Bloomingdale's in New York (pics start here)

Model Hilary Rhoda out and about in New York (pics start here)

Fergie and Josh Duhamel at Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch in West Hollywood (pics start here)

*110 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

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Eva Longoria at a hotel in Miami (9/14)

Here's Eva Longoria on vacation in Miami yesterday with her boyfriend Jose Antonio Baston. Eva's way past 18, but her ass still looks unusually good in a bikini. I think she might be some kind of wizard.

*30 Eva Longoria bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • Eva Longoria Miami Hotel Bikini 1
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Jennifer Lopez leaving the Gansevoort Hotel in New York (7/10)

Who knew, but apparently Jennifer Lopez and Eva Longoria hate each other. J.Lo's trying to steal Eva's boyfriend Jose Antonio Baston because women are fucking evil like that. Still can't believe we let them vote. From Star:
Newly single Jennifer Lopez is back on the prowl for a new man, and Star has learned that her sights are set on Eva Longoria's boyfriend, Jose Antonio Baston. The 45-year-old singer threw girl code out the window when she was recently spotted on a dinner date with the Televisa network executive. Sources say that while a vulnerable Jen will go on a date with "just about anyone" at this point, her reason for picking Jose is extremely personal. Since photos surfaced of Eva, 39, sitting on the lap of Jen's then husband, Marc Anthony, in 2008, the two women have been involved in a bitter rivalry.

"Jen knows exactly what she's doing," reveals the source. "She wants to get under Eva's skin." And it seems to be working! The Desperate Housewives actress and Jose, 44, were spotted making their way through Heathrow airport on July 16 looking glum. (Print Edition)
If you had Jennifer Lopez and Eva Longoria fighting over you 15 years ago, you'd be consider the luckiest dude on the planet. Today, this guy probably feels like he's auditioning to be an extra on The Golden Girls. But don't get me wrong -- I wouldn't say "no" to either one of these chicks if I had a tube of Astroglide and a bottle of menopause pills on me. As the great philosopher Confucius once said: "The only time you want couple of cougars fighting over your meat is when you zookeeper".

*10 Jennifer Lopez pictures total in the gallery:

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Paparazzi photos from Saturday, April 26 and Sunday, April 27

Eva Longoria at the premiere of Food Chains at the Tribeca Film Festival (pics start here)

Hilary Duff leaving a gym in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Actress Aoibhinn McGinnity (Love/Hate) at the VIP Style Awards in Dublin, Ireland (pics start here)

Amy Adams shopping in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Lea Michelle at the 19th Annual "Taste for a Cure" dinner at the Beverly Wilshere Hotel in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Vanessa Hudgens arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Maria Menounos and her boyfriend Keven Undergaro out and about in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis at the Stagecoach Music Festival in Indio (pics start here)

Adam Sandler out and about in Brentwood (pics start here)

Goldie Hawn out and about in Brentwood (pics start here)

Mary Lynn Rajskub filming 24: Live Another Day in Central London (pics start here)

Victoria Justice arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

*119 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

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Eva Longoria is in love

Eva Longoria admits to People that she would totally let Kit Harrington's character Jon Snow jump her bones. But he has to be in full character and maybe kill one of her exes with a sword. Kit, I think it's time for a little cosplay action.
Let it be known, the men of Game of Thrones can count Maxim's Woman of the Year - Eva Longoria - as an official admirer, with one character in particular winning her heart. At a party hosted Friday night by Ocean Drive magazine in Miami, the actress told People there was no doubt whom she's infatuated with on the show.

"Jon Snow!" she said excitedly, referring to the show's brooding bruiser who lost his half-brother and stepmother in last season's shocking "Red Wedding" episode. "I don't like Kit Harington, I love Jon Snow. I like the fur coat and the bow and arrow and the swords - that person."
I don't believe that Kit Harington needs to dress up like a Level 35 dwarf from World of Warcraft to slide in to Eva Longoria, since she isn't exactly what's considered a "hard get" anymore. You could dress like anything from a nameless reality star to a certain Saved by the Bell character and probably get a free ride from this lady. What's confusing me is why she's Maxim's Woman of the Year? Is it 2005? Maxim is either giving out awards retroactively or Eva was the only woman who committed to showing up to the party.

*30 Eva Longoria pictures total in the gallery:

  • Eva Longoria Sexy Feel 1
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Eva Longoria

Eva Longoria at The 4th Annual Global Gift Gala at the ME hotel in London (11/19)

*30 Eva Longoria pictures total in the gallery:

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Eva Longoria leaving the Ken Paves Salon in Beverly Hills (11/2)

*30 Eva Longoria pictures total in the gallery:

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Eva Longoria out for a jog in the Hollywood Hills (11/5)

You want to be a billionaire? Design a pair of spandex pants that don't show camel toe 100% of the time. You'll be bigger than Microsoft.

*35 Eva Longoria pictures total in the gallery:

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Eva Longoria shopping in Beverly Hills (9/15)

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