Eva Longoria riding her bike in the Hollywood Hills (8/24)
I know you couldn't possibly tell from the low-cut top and slutty little hot pants she's wearing, but Eva Longoria dumped her reality star boyfriend and is single now. This outfit is basically her version of Match.com. And if it doesn't work, she'll break out the dinner bell. "Come and get it, boys!"
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Eva Longoria and her boyfriend Ernesto Arguello on vacation in Marbella, Spain (7/31)
Eva Longoria needs to slow the hell down. She's already talking marriage with her new boyfriend Ernesto Arguello. Which normally wouldn't be a big deal except that he's a reality star and has no soul. From In Touch Weekly:
"They've started talking about tying the knot," an insider confirms to In Touch. "They both really want to have kids together and want a big family."What, all of a sudden Eva got all shy with the living-in-sin angle? I know being TV famous isn't as awesome as being movie famous, but it's still better than being reality show famous -- and that's exactly what Eva will be if she marries this nobody. Though much seed have been spilleth on her account, Eva is starting to get a little long in the tooth. In other words, she doesn't have much more time to shit out a kid -- I'm guessing a solid 8 to 12 months based on my bookie's insider knowledge. If it doesn't work out with this reality star, she'll have to make a final run at Pauly Shore. If he turns her down, I'm afraid she'll have to turn to cats.
And though they only went public with their romance a month ago, the source adds that Eva, 38, and Ernesto, 34, even looked at rings during a recent trip to Paris. "Things are going great. They might be the most cuddly couple I have ever seen," the insider explains.
Twice-married Eva has previously admitted she's not sure she would every marry again, but the source says the petite beauty has definitely had a change of heart. "Eva just trusts Ernesto completely. She didn't trust men after her split from Tony [Parker in 2010], but Ernesto is such a good guy that he convinced her it was safe to trust again."
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Eva Longoria and Ernesto Arguello leaving Beso in West Hollywood (4/23)
Even though she denied the rumors last month, Eva Longoria has finally admitted that she's dating Ernesto Arguello, star of her failed reality matchmaking show Ready for Love. So Eva Longoria basically won The Bachelor. She told People:
"I think that's why our relationship is so special - we truly started as friends. I guess we have the press to thank for pushing us to see something we didn't see!"So Eva went from being married to a 3-time NBA champion and 5-time NBA all star (Tony Parker) to dating a mediocre quarterback with more career interceptions than touchdowns (Mark Sanchez) to now dating a lowly reality star. Can't exactly say she's been moving up the guy ladder. By this time next year, I fully expect her to be dating Pauly Shore's cousin. Not even Pauly Shore. His cousin.
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Paparazzi photos from Monday, July 1
Eva Longoria leaving Beso in Hollywood (pics start here)
Diane Kruger shopping at Michael Kors in Los Angeles (pics start here)
Olivia Munn leaving The Bowery Hotel in New York (pics start here)
Will Smith jogging in Kauai (pics start here)
Charlize Theron going to a nail salon in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Siegfried and Roy arriving at Hote Bayerischer Hof in Munich (pics start here)
Rachel Hunter leaving a pilates class in Studio City (pics start here)
Jemima Kirke on the set of Girls in New York (pics start here)
Demi Moore arriving on a flight at LAX (pics start here)
Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart arriving at Madeo Restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Corey Feldman enjoying a night out at Aventine Restaurant in Hollywood (pics start here)
Jessica Alba arriving at her office in Santa Monica (pics start here)
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Eva Longoria at the premiere of Jimmy P. at the Cannes Film Festival (5/18)
Eva Longoria set the internets on fire earlier this week when she was photographed without underwear (while her, ahem, Aunt Flo was visiting) at the Cannes Film Festival. A source tells In Touch Weekly that it was no big deal as Eva goes commando all the time:
"Eva never wears underwear," a source close to the star tells In Touch, adding that she "goes commando at every event -- formal or not. For Mario Lopez's wedding, she went commando, was thrown in the pool and flashed everyone."You know what? I'm good with this. Eva Longoria is playing her diminishing cards correctly. The career is slowing down, so why shouldn't Eva put her aging taco on display? Hey, it can't hurt. The professional reality TV attention whores I mock with gusto made careers out of staged "oopsies," so I have no problem with B-list actresses following suit. It's settled, then. All long-in-the-tooth actresses/singers/stage moms over the age of 28 will jettison any and all forms of undergarment whilst attending celebrity gatherings and such. So let it be written, so let it be done. Amen.
But has the "inside joke within her close group of friends," gone too far? The source says, "Her close friends are getting annoyed because they think she only does it to get attention from men. And they don't want that attention to come from their husbands and boyfriends!"
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Eva Longoria graduating from California State University, Northridge at The Valley Performing Arts Center in Northridge (5/22)
Eva Longoria officially has her masters degree. After spending a week in Cannes celebrating without underwear, she graduated from California State University, Northridge ("The Long Beach State of the San Fernando Valley") yesterday with a masters degree in Chicano Studies. Her thesis -- which she totally didn't have help writing -- was titled Success STEMS From Diversity: The Value of Latinas in STEM Careers. Contrast Eva's accomplishment with someone like Paris Hilton, who once blew a guy with a masters degree.
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