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Eva Longoria leaving Cafe Med in West Hollywood (6/30)

+ Brody Jenner's girlfriend has nice tits [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Kim Kardashian looking pretty good in a bikini [The Superficial]
+ Summer Glau. In spandex. [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Jessica Simpson wants you to look at her tits [Bastardly]
+ Cheryl Tweedy Cole in the Hottest See-Through Dress Ever [Egotastic!]

+ Rosario Dawson has killer legs [Popoholic]
+ Sophia Bush is naturally sexy [I'm Not Obsessed]
+ College boobies! (NSFW) [College Humor]
+ Video of Michael Jackson's last rehearsal [Dlisted]
+ Forbes is full of shit [Lossip]

+ Lindsay Lohan is see through [Yeeeah!]
+ Awkward celebrity boners [CityRag]
+ The best and worst beach bodies [popbytes]
+ The Beckhams get sexy for Armani [Gabby Babble]

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Eva Longoria in Mallorca, Spain (6/8)

+ Fergie goes topless in Allure [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Anna Paquin Nude Video from True Blood [Egotastic!]
+ Rihanna wants to bone a basketball player [Just Jared]
+ Kate Gosselin upskirt pic [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ John Mayer drags his friend to the emergency room [Dlisted]

+ This is good news. We need more Angelina Jolie movies [Bam! Kapow!]
+ The world's largest yacht, fit for a billionaire [F-Listed]
+ Charlize Theron is just plain pretty [Derek Hail]
+ 10 very amusing Family Guy photoshops [Attuworld]

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Eva Longoria bikini pics! (St. Tropez - 6/3)

I've studied these pics for the past few hours now. I viewed them from multiple angles, different resolutions, and even in black and white. Using the data obtained from my hours of analysis, I constructed a pie chart, a graph, and am employing the use of a laser pointer to point at the pie chart and graph. I've come to the conclusion that yachting seems like something I could really get used to.

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The Costume Institute Gala was sexy

Believe it or not, not everyone at the Costume Institute Gala last night dressed like a complete jackass. The list of winners (there's 147 pictures on PAGE 2. This post took me god damn forever to edit and upload so do me a favor and click on some of them):

Miranda Kerr
Bar Refaeli
Kate Bosworth
Blake Lively
Cindy Crawford
Marion Cotillard
Diane Kruger
Heidi Klum
Jessica Biel
Karolina Kurkova
Rachel Bilson
Victoria Beckham
Jessica Alba
Gisele
Selma Blair
Kate Beckinsale
Eva Longoria
Ivanka Trump
Melania Trump
Rosario Dawson

Good god. It reads like a hit list of chicks I routinely beat off to.

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Eva Longoria bikini pics!

Eva Longoria in St. Tropez (July 2007)

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Eva Longoria arriving to Burke Williams Spa in Hollywood (4/3)

+ Kim Kardashian classes up her cleavage [Hollywood Tuna]

+ Sienna Miller has dirty feet [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Marisa Miller Bikini Pictures [Egotastic!]
+ Jamie Lynn Spears in her pre-legal days [College Humor]
+ Kelly Brook is rather busty [Popoholic]

+ Jamie Foxx is a drama queen [I'm Not Obsessed]
+ Finnish model Martina Aitolehti [Holy Taco]
+ Kumar is joining the Obama administration. Huh? [A Socialite's Life]
+ Courtney Love wants her millions back [Dlisted]

+ A topless gazelle has wandered from the herd [Double Viking]
+ LuLu is your neighborhood knockout of the day [F-Listed]
+ Cheerleaders + Playboy = A very good thing [Busted Coverage]
+ Nice collection of Emmanuelle Chriqui pics [Attuworld]

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Eva Longoria bikini pics!

Eva Longoria in Los Cabos, Mexico (April 2006)

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Eva Longoria's marriage on the rocks?

Eva Longoria was spotted at a gas station in L.A. on Tuesday without her wedding ring on, leading many to believe that her marriage to Tony Parker is on the rocks. But not me. I'm sure everything's fine. Don't worry Tony, she probably just misplaced it. Perhaps while having sex with another man? Wait, no, you didn't hear that. Wow, I'm really no good at this whole cheering up thing.


Eva Longoria at a gas station in L.A. (2/24)

+ Christina Milian is seriously hot [Hollywood Tuna]

+ BREAKING: Lindsay Lohan eats McDonalds [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Beyonce Nipple Slip at the Oscars [Egotastic!]
+ Adriana Lima has nice nipples (NSFW) [College Humor]
+ The dumbest show in the entire world [Holy Taco]

+ Slumdog kids do Disneyland [I'm Not Obsessed]
+ Butterface [Popoholic]
+ Kathy Griffin gets $2 million to write a book. Wait, what? [A Socialite's Life]
+ Val Kilmer looks like hell [Dlisted]

+ When girls kiss, their pants fall. It's science! [Double Viking]
+ Arianny Celeste is your afternoon pick-me-up [F-Listed]
+ No fair, I want to work at a strip club [Busted Coverage]
+ A gallery of 15 ridiculous bras [Attuworld]

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Eva Longoria entering her restaurant Beso in Hollywood (2/3)

+ Etta James wants to kick Beyonce's ass [I'm Not Obsessed]

+ Proof that Ashlee Simpson has major plastic surgery [College Humor]
+ Bud Light porn ad that didn't air during the Super Bowl [Drunken Stepfather]
+ American Idol "Bikini Girl" Katrina Darrell in a Bikini [Egotastic!]
+ Paris Hilton is well done [Hollywood Tuna]

+ Christian Bale vs. Bill O'Reilly [Dlisted]
+ The largest breasts in the world [New York Post]
+ Mischa Barton looks like a damn zombie [Bastardly]
+ Joaquin Phoenix is serious about his rap career [The Blemish]
+ Stephen King talks shit about Twilight author Stephanie Meyer [Cele|bitchy]

+ Who loves short shorts? Britney Spears loves short shorts. [CityRag]
+ Joe Francis would be proud [Double Viking]
+ Terminator 4 might not actually suck [Pajiba]
+ Nerd alert! [Derek Hail]

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