Eva Longoria at a hotel in Miami (9/14)
Here's Eva Longoria on vacation in Miami yesterday with her boyfriend Jose Antonio Baston. Eva's way past 18, but her ass still looks unusually good in a bikini. I think she might be some kind of wizard.
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Jennifer Lopez leaving the Gansevoort Hotel in New York (7/10)
Who knew, but apparently Jennifer Lopez and Eva Longoria hate each other. J.Lo's trying to steal Eva's boyfriend Jose Antonio Baston because women are fucking evil like that. Still can't believe we let them vote. From Star:
Newly single Jennifer Lopez is back on the prowl for a new man, and Star has learned that her sights are set on Eva Longoria's boyfriend, Jose Antonio Baston. The 45-year-old singer threw girl code out the window when she was recently spotted on a dinner date with the Televisa network executive. Sources say that while a vulnerable Jen will go on a date with "just about anyone" at this point, her reason for picking Jose is extremely personal. Since photos surfaced of Eva, 39, sitting on the lap of Jen's then husband, Marc Anthony, in 2008, the two women have been involved in a bitter rivalry.If you had Jennifer Lopez and Eva Longoria fighting over you 15 years ago, you'd be consider the luckiest dude on the planet. Today, this guy probably feels like he's auditioning to be an extra on The Golden Girls. But don't get me wrong -- I wouldn't say "no" to either one of these chicks if I had a tube of Astroglide and a bottle of menopause pills on me. As the great philosopher Confucius once said: "The only time you want couple of cougars fighting over your meat is when you zookeeper".
"Jen knows exactly what she's doing," reveals the source. "She wants to get under Eva's skin." And it seems to be working! The Desperate Housewives actress and Jose, 44, were spotted making their way through Heathrow airport on July 16 looking glum. (Print Edition)
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Paparazzi photos from Saturday, April 26 and Sunday, April 27
Eva Longoria at the premiere of Food Chains at the Tribeca Film Festival (pics start here)
Hilary Duff leaving a gym in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Actress Aoibhinn McGinnity (Love/Hate) at the VIP Style Awards in Dublin, Ireland (pics start here)
Amy Adams shopping in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
Lea Michelle at the 19th Annual "Taste for a Cure" dinner at the Beverly Wilshere Hotel in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
Vanessa Hudgens arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)
Maria Menounos and her boyfriend Keven Undergaro out and about in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis at the Stagecoach Music Festival in Indio (pics start here)
Adam Sandler out and about in Brentwood (pics start here)
Goldie Hawn out and about in Brentwood (pics start here)
Mary Lynn Rajskub filming 24: Live Another Day in Central London (pics start here)
Victoria Justice arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)
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Eva Longoria is in love
Eva Longoria admits to People that she would totally let Kit Harrington's character Jon Snow jump her bones. But he has to be in full character and maybe kill one of her exes with a sword. Kit, I think it's time for a little cosplay action.
Let it be known, the men of Game of Thrones can count Maxim's Woman of the Year - Eva Longoria - as an official admirer, with one character in particular winning her heart. At a party hosted Friday night by Ocean Drive magazine in Miami, the actress told People there was no doubt whom she's infatuated with on the show.I don't believe that Kit Harington needs to dress up like a Level 35 dwarf from World of Warcraft to slide in to Eva Longoria, since she isn't exactly what's considered a "hard get" anymore. You could dress like anything from a nameless reality star to a certain Saved by the Bell character and probably get a free ride from this lady. What's confusing me is why she's Maxim's Woman of the Year? Is it 2005? Maxim is either giving out awards retroactively or Eva was the only woman who committed to showing up to the party.
"Jon Snow!" she said excitedly, referring to the show's brooding bruiser who lost his half-brother and stepmother in last season's shocking "Red Wedding" episode. "I don't like Kit Harington, I love Jon Snow. I like the fur coat and the bow and arrow and the swords - that person."
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Eva Longoria riding her bike in the Hollywood Hills (8/24)
I know you couldn't possibly tell from the low-cut top and slutty little hot pants she's wearing, but Eva Longoria dumped her reality star boyfriend and is single now. This outfit is basically her version of Match.com. And if it doesn't work, she'll break out the dinner bell. "Come and get it, boys!"
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Eva Longoria and her boyfriend Ernesto Arguello on vacation in Marbella, Spain (7/31)
Eva Longoria needs to slow the hell down. She's already talking marriage with her new boyfriend Ernesto Arguello. Which normally wouldn't be a big deal except that he's a reality star and has no soul. From In Touch Weekly:
"They've started talking about tying the knot," an insider confirms to In Touch. "They both really want to have kids together and want a big family."What, all of a sudden Eva got all shy with the living-in-sin angle? I know being TV famous isn't as awesome as being movie famous, but it's still better than being reality show famous -- and that's exactly what Eva will be if she marries this nobody. Though much seed have been spilleth on her account, Eva is starting to get a little long in the tooth. In other words, she doesn't have much more time to shit out a kid -- I'm guessing a solid 8 to 12 months based on my bookie's insider knowledge. If it doesn't work out with this reality star, she'll have to make a final run at Pauly Shore. If he turns her down, I'm afraid she'll have to turn to cats.
And though they only went public with their romance a month ago, the source adds that Eva, 38, and Ernesto, 34, even looked at rings during a recent trip to Paris. "Things are going great. They might be the most cuddly couple I have ever seen," the insider explains.
Twice-married Eva has previously admitted she's not sure she would every marry again, but the source says the petite beauty has definitely had a change of heart. "Eva just trusts Ernesto completely. She didn't trust men after her split from Tony [Parker in 2010], but Ernesto is such a good guy that he convinced her it was safe to trust again."
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