Eva Longoria is in love
Eva Longoria admits to People
that she would totally let Kit Harrington's character Jon Snow jump her bones. But he has to be in full character and maybe kill one of her exes with a sword. Kit, I think it's time for a little cosplay action.
Let it be known, the men of Game of Thrones can count Maxim's Woman of the Year - Eva Longoria - as an official admirer, with one character in particular winning her heart. At a party hosted Friday night by Ocean Drive magazine in Miami, the actress told People there was no doubt whom she's infatuated with on the show.
"Jon Snow!" she said excitedly, referring to the show's brooding bruiser who lost his half-brother and stepmother in last season's shocking "Red Wedding" episode. "I don't like Kit Harington, I love Jon Snow. I like the fur coat and the bow and arrow and the swords - that person."
I don't believe that Kit Harington needs to dress up like a Level 35 dwarf from World of Warcraft to slide in to Eva Longoria, since she isn't exactly what's considered a "hard get" anymore. You could dress like anything from a nameless reality star
to a certain Saved by the Bell character
and probably get a free ride from this lady. What's confusing me is why she's Maxim
's Woman of the Year? Is it 2005? Maxim
is either giving out awards retroactively or Eva was the only woman who committed to showing up to the party.
*30 Eva Longoria pictures total in the gallery:
Eva Longoria at The 4th Annual Global Gift Gala at the ME hotel in London (11/19)*30 Eva Longoria pictures total in the gallery:
Eva Longoria leaving the Ken Paves Salon in Beverly Hills (11/2)*30 Eva Longoria pictures total in the gallery:
Eva Longoria out for a jog in the Hollywood Hills
You want to be a billionaire? Design a pair of spandex pants that don't show camel toe 100% of the time. You'll be bigger than Microsoft.*35 Eva Longoria pictures total in the gallery:
Eva Longoria shopping in Beverly Hills (9/15)
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Eva Longoria riding her bike in the Hollywood Hills
I know you couldn't possibly tell from the low-cut top and slutty little hot pants she's wearing, but Eva Longoria dumped her reality star boyfriend and is single now. This outfit is basically her version of Match.com. And if it doesn't work, she'll break out the dinner bell. "Come and get it, boys!"*25 Eva Longoria pictures total in the gallery:
Eva Longoria and her boyfriend Ernesto Arguello on vacation in Marbella, Spain
Eva Longoria needs to slow the hell down. She's already talking marriage with her new boyfriend
Ernesto Arguello. Which normally wouldn't be a big deal except that he's a reality star and has no soul. From In Touch Weekly
"They've started talking about tying the knot," an insider confirms to In Touch. "They both really want to have kids together and want a big family."
And though they only went public with their romance a month ago, the source adds that Eva, 38, and Ernesto, 34, even looked at rings during a recent trip to Paris. "Things are going great. They might be the most cuddly couple I have ever seen," the insider explains.
Twice-married Eva has previously admitted she's not sure she would every marry again, but the source says the petite beauty has definitely had a change of heart. "Eva just trusts Ernesto completely. She didn't trust men after her split from Tony [Parker in 2010], but Ernesto is such a good guy that he convinced her it was safe to trust again."
What, all of a sudden Eva got all shy with the living-in-sin angle? I know being TV famous isn't as awesome as being movie famous, but it's still better than being reality show famous -- and that's exactly what Eva will be if she marries this nobody. Though much seed have been spilleth on her account, Eva is starting to get a little long in the tooth. In other words, she doesn't have much more time to shit out a kid -- I'm guessing a solid 8 to 12 months based on my bookie's insider knowledge. If it doesn't work out with this reality star, she'll have to make a final run at Pauly Shore. If he turns her down, I'm afraid she'll have to turn to cats.*25 Eva Longoria and Ernesto Arguello pictures total in the gallery:
Eva Longoria and Ernesto Arguello leaving Beso in West Hollywood
Even though she denied the rumors
last month, Eva Longoria has finally admitted that she's dating Ernesto Arguello, star of her failed reality matchmaking show Ready for Love
. So Eva Longoria basically won The Bachelor
. She told People
"I think that's why our relationship is so special - we truly started as friends. I guess we have the press to thank for pushing us to see something we didn't see!"
So Eva went from being married to a 3-time NBA champion and 5-time NBA all star (Tony Parker
) to dating a mediocre quarterback with more career interceptions than touchdowns (Mark Sanchez
) to now dating a lowly reality star. Can't exactly say she's been moving up the guy ladder. By this time next year, I fully expect her to be dating Pauly Shore's cousin. Not even Pauly Shore. His cousin.*10 Eva Longoria and Ernesto Arguello pictures total in the gallery:
Paparazzi photos from Monday, July 1
leaving Beso in Hollywood (pics start here
shopping at Michael Kors in Los Angeles (pics start here
leaving The Bowery Hotel in New York (pics start here
jogging in Kauai (pics start here
going to a nail salon in West Hollywood (pics start here
arriving at Hote Bayerischer Hof in Munich (pics start here
leaving a pilates class in Studio City (pics start here
on the set of Girls
in New York (pics start here
arriving on a flight at LAX (pics start here
and Rebecca Gayheart
arriving at Madeo Restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here
enjoying a night out at Aventine Restaurant in Hollywood (pics start here
arriving at her office in Santa Monica (pics start here
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Eva Longoria at the premiere of Jimmy P. at the Cannes Film Festival
Eva Longoria set the internets on fire earlier this week when she was photographed without underwear (while her, ahem, Aunt Flo was visiting) at the Cannes Film Festival. A source tells In Touch Weekly
that it was no big deal as Eva goes commando all the time:
"Eva never wears underwear," a source close to the star tells In Touch, adding that she "goes commando at every event -- formal or not. For Mario Lopez's wedding, she went commando, was thrown in the pool and flashed everyone."
But has the "inside joke within her close group of friends," gone too far? The source says, "Her close friends are getting annoyed because they think she only does it to get attention from men. And they don't want that attention to come from their husbands and boyfriends!"
You know what? I'm good with this. Eva Longoria is playing her diminishing cards correctly. The career is slowing down, so why shouldn't Eva put her aging taco on display? Hey, it can't hurt. The professional reality TV attention whores I mock with gusto made careers out of staged
"oopsies," so I have no problem with B-list actresses following suit. It's settled, then. All long-in-the-tooth actresses/singers/stage moms over the age of 28 will jettison any and all forms of undergarment whilst attending celebrity gatherings and such. So let it be written, so let it be done. Amen.*30 Eva Longoria pictures total in the gallery: