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Eva Longoria on the set of Desperate Housewives in L.A. (11/17)

+ Kate Hudson forgot a bra [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Rihanna is a nip slip waiting to happen [Just Jared]
+ Yet another Pam Anderson upskirt [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Jude Law is terrorizing undergrads [The Blemish]
+ Pamela David is oh my god hot [Holy Taco]

+ Eddie Cibrian is definitely lying [A Socialite's Life]
+ Yeah Hayden, take that, take it all [Yeeeah!]
+ Well it's not up to you dickhead [Cele|bitchy]
+ Kim Kardashian denies plastic surgery [I'm Not Obsessed]

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Eva Longoria at a press conference for the 2009 ALMA Awards at Beso restaurant in Hollywood (8/25)

+ That's dog abuse, isn't it? [I'm Not Obsessed]

+ I heart my new cell phone [Sprint PCS]
+ Your Jessica Alba/Marisa Miller smoking hot pic of the week [College Humor]
+ Dolce and Gabana's big gay boat ride [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Chris Brown parties after getting his probation sentence [The Superficial]

+ Annalynne McCord has magical boobies [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Fall Out Boy frontman's new mug shot [Dlisted]
+ Your lesbian sex fantasy of the day [moejackson]
+ Gerard Butler hit a dog? [The Blemish]
+ Meg Ryan's dating a married man [Cele|bitchy]

+ Jennifer Aniston pokies [CityRag]
+ Great day for a bikini car wash [Double Viking]
+ The five scariest movie clowns [Pajiba]
+ Sophie Monk show some leg [Derek Hail]

On the left, Eva Longoria leaving Beso restaurant in West Hollywood on Wednesday night, on the right, Eva at LAX airport on Thursday morning

I don't know who Eva Longoria's makeup artist is (George Lucas?), but he needs a raise. Holy crap. I'm surprised he didn't sign her face like a painter when he finished applying her makeup. "Another masterpiece!"

Eva Longoria leaving Cafe Med in West Hollywood (6/30)

+ Brody Jenner's girlfriend has nice tits [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Kim Kardashian looking pretty good in a bikini [The Superficial]
+ Summer Glau. In spandex. [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Jessica Simpson wants you to look at her tits [Bastardly]
+ Cheryl Tweedy Cole in the Hottest See-Through Dress Ever [Egotastic!]

+ Rosario Dawson has killer legs [Popoholic]
+ Sophia Bush is naturally sexy [I'm Not Obsessed]
+ College boobies! (NSFW) [College Humor]
+ Video of Michael Jackson's last rehearsal [Dlisted]
+ Forbes is full of shit [Lossip]

+ Lindsay Lohan is see through [Yeeeah!]
+ Awkward celebrity boners [CityRag]
+ The best and worst beach bodies [popbytes]
+ The Beckhams get sexy for Armani [Gabby Babble]

Eva Longoria in Mallorca, Spain (6/8)

+ Fergie goes topless in Allure [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Anna Paquin Nude Video from True Blood [Egotastic!]
+ Rihanna wants to bone a basketball player [Just Jared]
+ Kate Gosselin upskirt pic [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ John Mayer drags his friend to the emergency room [Dlisted]

+ This is good news. We need more Angelina Jolie movies [Bam! Kapow!]
+ The world's largest yacht, fit for a billionaire [F-Listed]
+ Charlize Theron is just plain pretty [Derek Hail]
+ 10 very amusing Family Guy photoshops [Attuworld]

Eva Longoria bikini pics! (St. Tropez - 6/3)

I've studied these pics for the past few hours now. I viewed them from multiple angles, different resolutions, and even in black and white. Using the data obtained from my hours of analysis, I constructed a pie chart, a graph, and am employing the use of a laser pointer to point at the pie chart and graph. I've come to the conclusion that yachting seems like something I could really get used to.

The Costume Institute Gala was sexy

Believe it or not, not everyone at the Costume Institute Gala last night dressed like a complete jackass. The list of winners (there's 147 pictures on PAGE 2. This post took me god damn forever to edit and upload so do me a favor and click on some of them):

Miranda Kerr
Bar Refaeli
Kate Bosworth
Blake Lively
Cindy Crawford
Marion Cotillard
Diane Kruger
Heidi Klum
Jessica Biel
Karolina Kurkova
Rachel Bilson
Victoria Beckham
Jessica Alba
Gisele
Selma Blair
Kate Beckinsale
Eva Longoria
Ivanka Trump
Melania Trump
Rosario Dawson

Good god. It reads like a hit list of chicks I routinely beat off to.

Eva Longoria bikini pics!

Eva Longoria in St. Tropez (July 2007)

Eva Longoria arriving to Burke Williams Spa in Hollywood (4/3)

+ Kim Kardashian classes up her cleavage [Hollywood Tuna]

+ Sienna Miller has dirty feet [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Marisa Miller Bikini Pictures [Egotastic!]
+ Jamie Lynn Spears in her pre-legal days [College Humor]
+ Kelly Brook is rather busty [Popoholic]

+ Jamie Foxx is a drama queen [I'm Not Obsessed]
+ Finnish model Martina Aitolehti [Holy Taco]
+ Kumar is joining the Obama administration. Huh? [A Socialite's Life]
+ Courtney Love wants her millions back [Dlisted]

+ A topless gazelle has wandered from the herd [Double Viking]
+ LuLu is your neighborhood knockout of the day [F-Listed]
+ Cheerleaders + Playboy = A very good thing [Busted Coverage]
+ Nice collection of Emmanuelle Chriqui pics [Attuworld]

Eva Longoria bikini pics!

Eva Longoria in Los Cabos, Mexico (April 2006)