Eva Herzigova NUDE!

Three supermodels enter a bar . . .

Helena Christensen, Claudia Schiffer, and Eva Herzigova in the winter issue of i-D Magazine

And then they get naked! *high five* . . . Oh, you thought there was gonna be a joke in this post? My bad. Here's one from co-writer Woody (true story: he told this joke at open mic night and was rewarded with stone cold silence from the audience):

After his wife's water breaks, Jack rushes his wife to the hospital, eagerly anticipating the birth of their first child. After spending what seems like an eternity in the waiting room, a doctor covered in blood sits down next to Jack.

Jack: "What's wrong?!? Is everything OK?!?"

Doctor.: "I'm afraid I have some good news and I have some bad news."

Jack: "What's the bad news?"

Doctor.: "The bad news is I'm afraid we lost the baby."

Jack: "NOOOOO!!!!"

Doctor. "But the good news is you're single!"

NOTE: To see the uncensored pics of Helena Christensen, Claudia Schiffer, and Eva Herzigova nude, click the headline pic (or thumbnails) and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.