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Eugenia Volodina at the 2008 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

Remember Eugenia Volodina, the model that hooked up with Mickey Rourke back in May? She's embarrassed about it, really really embarrassed about it. She's threatening to sue me unless I take the picture down of the two of them together (pic here). Received this from her lawyer over the weekend:

To whom it may concern:

We are acting on behalf of the Russian model Eugenia Volodina.

Our client has informed us that there are pictures of her and the actor Mickey Rourke posted under http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/05/mickey-rourke-nailed-this.php?bfm_index=25&bfm_page=0.

Our client has not agreed to these pictures being published. These are pictures taken without the consent of our client during a private party. Therefore the publishing of these pictures infringes the rights of our client under European law.

We therefore ask you to delete the above named pictures and allegations immediately.

If the pictures and allegations will not be deleted by

Friday, September 18, 2009

we will have to suggest to our client to take immediate legal action against you. We would therefore like to inform you, that the publication in question is published in Germany. Therefore the publication is obviously also addressed to German readers. This means that a German court can decide upon the infringement of the rights of our client.

Sincerely Yours

Christian-Oliver Moser

Rechtsanwalt

Fachanwalt für Gewerblichen Rechtschutz

Look Eugenia, you're just gonna have to accept the fact that you hooked up with Mickey Rourke. I know it looks like his face caught on fire and someone put it out with track spikes, but look on the bright side, you can always kill yourself. Like a tall bridge for example. You can jump off that. Suddenly your predicament doesn't seem so bad now, does it?

Eugenia Volodina

Don't doubt for a second that famous people -- no matter what they look like -- can pretty much bang whoever they want. Above is Eugenia Volodina, a 24-year-old Victoria's Secret model. Eugenia ran into 56-year-old Mickey Rouke at the Bijoux Lounge in New York on Tuesday night. And then started making out with him two seconds later. Just one Oscar nomination. That's all I'm asking for God. Pretty please? From the Daily Mail:

It appears it was lust at first sight for the pair as she grabbed his thigh and he got her in a headlock before they started kissing passionately in front of their friends. The actor, who was sporting white highlights in his tousled hair, was in his element as he partied with a bevy of significantly younger models at the Bijoux Lounge in the Big Apple's Meatpacking district.

Observers of the sleazy scene were left to wonder exactly what was going on. Mickey was introduced to the Vogue cover girl Eugenie by KyKy Cornille, the owner of the Bijoux Lounge, a frequent celebrity haunt.

If Mickey wasn't famous, he would have been lucky to get the word "Mickey" out -- as in "Hi, I'm Mickey Rourke" -- before being pepper-sprayed. It really is amazing what being in movies can do for someone. I actually wrote a research paper about it when I was in college. I found that every Oscar nomination a man receives is equivalent to adding two inches to your penis and another pack to your abs. In a chick's mind, fucking someone like Jack Nicholson is basically like fucking Secretariat.