Erin Heatherton

Lindsay Ellingson, Erin Heatherton, and Toni Garrn

Lindsay Ellingson, Erin Heatherton, and Toni Garrn launching Victoria's Secret's new "Love is Heavenly" fragrance in New York (4/17)

*20 Lindsay Ellingson pictures total in the gallery:

Doutzen Kroes at The 9th Annual Spring Dinner Dance in New Year (4/10)

So supposedly Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt got engaged, but fuck them, supermodels are way more interesting. From the New York Daily News:

[At the New Yorkers for Children Spring Gala on Tuesday, Victoria's Secret Angel Erin Heatherton] sought out another Angel, Doutzen Kroes, who had been seated two tables away with designer Zac Posen and porcelain-skinned model Coco Rocha. Despite her willowy figure, Kroes was putting away the grub. An insider said that after cleaning her plate at the gala, the bodacious blond and Heatherton left the event and headed to Shake Shack on the upper West Side for yet another meal.

Quiz Time: For 20 points, what do Erin Heatherton and Doutzen Kroes have in common?

a) Impressive Resumes
b) Long Fingers
c) Vomit Breath
d) My Undying Loyalty
e) All of the Above

Erin and Doutzen are now on the Celebslam untouchables list. They can eat like savages because they're praying to the porcelain god, regurgitating their offerings. This is something all women who are trying to stay beautiful should do. Sure, sticking fingers down one's throat eventually leads to tooth decay and bad breath, but that's what a true supermodel does if she intends to have a long career of five years. We can never really repay the sacrifice these two are making, so I can only say that next time any of you run into Erin or Douzten, simply say "thank you for your service" and shower them with hugs and kisses. I bet you'll be greeted with a warm smile, and certainly not a 911 call!

*25 Doutzen Kroes pictures total in the gallery:

Erin Heatherton bikini pics!

Victoria's Secret model Erin Heatherton is currently on vacation in Mexico, and yesterday she was nice enough to tweet some pictures of herself in a bikini. Her boyfriend Leonardo DiCaprio isn't with her. Because he has a small penis? Yeah, let's go with that.

*5 Erin Heatherton pictures total in the gallery:

Candice Swanepoel and Erin Heatherton

Candice Swanepoel and Erin Heatherton launching Victoria's Secret Angels "Very Sexy Tour" in New York (3/13)

*20 Candice Swanepoel and Erin Heatherton pictures total in the gallery:

Erin Heatherton, Adriana Lima, and Candice Swanepoel

Erin Heatherton, Adriana Lima, and Candice Swanepoel at the "Very Sexy Jet Tour Kick-off" at the Mondrian in Miami Beach (2/28)

*44 Erin Heatherton pictures total in the gallery:

Erin Heatherton in all of her glory

Is Leo DiCaprio's fabulously hot girlfriend Erin Heatherton actually cursed and destined to lead him to failure and a lifetime of unachieved goals? Sure, why not. From the National Enquirer:

Rightly superstitious Leonardo Dicaprio freaked when model galpal Erin Heatherton waltzed into his pad and plunked a golden plastic Oscar statuette on his dresser just days before nominations were announced - and told him that's how absolutely sure she felt that he'd win the REAL solid gold for his title role as the FBI's legendary leader in "J. Edgar." Agitated, Leo howled: "Ohmigod! Get that out of here. You're going to jinx the whole thing!" Snatching up Fake Golden Guy and handing it back to Erin, he told her to dispose of it quick! But…too late, Leo. Your worst fears realized! (Print Edition - 2/20)

Here it is. This is the out that mama's boy Leo was looking for. Remember a few weeks ago, when Erin and Irmelin were making nice for the camera, but were shooting daggers at each other through clenched teeth? Well, this is the end game. Leo didn't lose his shit because of some stupid throw-away statue -- he lost his shit because he's looking for any reason to sever ties with Erin. No matter how hot these broads are, mommy dearest has the last word on each and every one of them. In economist terms, she is the invisible hand guiding Leo through the free market of life. I bet you didn't think you'd see an Adam Smith reference on Celebslam today, did you? BAM, motherfucker.

*48 Erin Heatherton pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Friday, January 13

Erin Heatherton leaving the Gansevoort Hotel in Miami (pics start here)

Katie Holmes out and about in New York (pics start here)

Kristin Cavallari out and about in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Olivia Munn unveiling her new nude PETA billboard in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Socialite Tamara Ecclestone on vacation in Porto Cervo, Italy (pics start here)

Courtney Thorne-Smith leaving Crate & Barrel in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

James Franco arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Chris Hemsworth and Elsa Pataky leaving French Cafe in Hollywood (pics start here)

Victoria Beckham and her daughter Harper leaving The Savoy hotel in London (pics start here)

Bar Refaeli arriving at the Eurostar station in Paris to catch a train to London (pics start here)

Reese Witherspoon leaving her office in Brentwood (pics start here)

Halle Berry leaving Sweet Lady Jane bakery in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Gwen Stefani leaving Porta Via in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Jamie Chung leaving a tailors in West Hollywood (pics start here)

*127 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Erin Heatherton doing a photoshoot in St. Barts last August

Leonardo DiCaprio is getting serious with yet another model, this time unfathomable hot Victoria's Secret beauty Erin Heatherton. Lucky him. He was due to catch a break. From the New York Post:

Leonardo DiCaprio and Victoria’s Secret model Erin Heatherton can’t keep their hands off each other. “It is nonstop PDA,” a source said of their hot-and-heavy relationship. DiCaprio introduced Heatherton to his mother, Irmelin, over a well-behaved New Year’s Day brunch at the Four Seasons Hotel in Los Angeles. “The meeting went well, and Mom and Erin were seen laughing,” our source said. Leo is very close to his mom, whose approval is key to his relationships.

In today's non-story, mama's boy Leonardo DiCaprio introduces his current GF to his BFF. We'll see how long this one lasts, but something tells me that no one will ever be good enough for Irmelin's pride and joy. Of course, it's nice to see mommy and "another bitch who's trying to steal my Leo" sharing a phony laugh through grinding teeth for the sake of my spies, but they weren't fooled. If anything, those two were laughing at the bet they just agreed on: Mommy Dearest bets Leo will dump the star-fucker before the presidential elections, and Erin bets that she'll break Leo from wearing mommy's undergarments before the star of American Idol.

*35 Erin Heatherton pictures total in the gallery:

Erin Heatherton at the 2011 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show (11/9)

Here's the rest of the pics from last night's Victoria's Secret Fashion Show (check out the rest of the pics here). Here's some fun trivia for you -- one of the following chicks actually has a cock:

Erin Heatherton (pics start here)
Anne V (pics start here)
Karlie Kloss (pics start here)
Lindsay Ellingson (pics start here)
Izabel Goulart (pics start here)
Doutzen Kroes (pics start here)
Anja Rubik (pics start here)
Emanuela de Paula (pics start here)
Chanel Iman (pics start here)
Lily Aldridge (pics start here)
Lais Ribeiro (pics start here)

*124 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show pictures total in the gallery:

Alessandra Ambrosio, Erin Heatherton, Adriana Lima, and Lily Aldridge

Alessandra Ambrosio, Erin Heatherton, Adriana Lima, and Lily Aldridge celebrating Fashion's Night Out at the Victoria's Secret Soho store in New York (9/8)

*47 Victoria's Secret supermodel pictures total in the gallery: