Erin Heatherton

Erin Heatherton bikini pics! (2/1)

Okay, here's the last pics from the Victoria's Secret catalog shoot in St. Barts last week (more here, here, here, here, here, here, and here), these taken of Jewish goddess Erin Heatherton on Friday. Blonde hair, blue eyes, and an inch shy of six feet. It's like God created her just to fuck with Hitler

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Erin Heatherton in Miami (1/18)

I didn't know this, but apparently Victoria's Secret Angel Erin Heatherton smokes cigarettes, which, according to new research, may actually cause cancer. Hey, if that's her strategy for suppressing her appetite and keeping a slim figure, I think her premature death is more than a fair tradeoff.

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Erin Heatherton at work

Congratulations, Jordan Cameron. You're the big winner of the "Get into Erin Heatherton's Pants Sweepstakes." From the New York Post:

Erin Heatherton has moved on from Leonardo DiCaprio with a former USC football player. We reported that the model was spotted with a tall dark- haired guy at Lure Fishbar last week. Page Six can reveal that the Victoria's Secret model is dating Jordan Cameron, a former college basketball and football player who is now a tight end for the Cleveland Browns. Sources told us Heatherton and Cameron were set up through a friend right after the VS fashion show in November.

Whatever, dude. It doesn't take a genius to figure out that this particular story came from the offices at Camp Heatherton. Look, I'm sure Jordan Cameron is a very nice guy, but let's not get things more twisted than they already are. I'm sure that next week I'll get a press release about how "in love" Erin and Jordan are, but these things have become formulaic now. All it'll take to knock over Erin's house of cards is one drunken 2 AM phone call from Leo the Injector. Before he gets out the obligatory "I really miss you," Erin will be picking Leo's pubes out of her teeth and giving Jordan the ol' "It's just not working out between us -- let's just be friends" text message.

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Erin Heatherton at a photoshoot in Miami (12/19)

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Erin Heatherton in St. Barts (12/11)

+ New hottie Samantha Barks [Hollywood Tuna]

+ Not the ass I want to see [The Superficial]
+ This chick is a fucking mess [Celebuzz]
+ Candice Swanepoel in the holiday spirit [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Amanda Seyfried looking all kinds of hot [Popoholic]

+ Photobombing the Cowboys Cheerleaders [Guyism]
+ Hottie Sara Jaymes [Caveman Circus]
+ Drunk people are funny [Busted Coverage]
+ Awwwwwwwww [Socialite Life]

+ Justin Bieber attacks the paparazzi again [Dlisted]
+ Mirror babe [Double Viking]
+ The most underappreciated Kate Upton .gif of 2012 [Brobible]
+ Is Taylor Swift pregnant? [Evil Beet]

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Erin Heatherton bikini pics! (St. Barts - 12/10)

Here's some pics of Victoria's Secret model Erin Heatherton in St. Barts yesterday. I know it certainly looks like she's shooting the new catalog, but nope. That's how she normally stands. It can be a little awkward at the DMV.

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Erin Heatherton at the 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at the Lexington Avenue Armory in New York (11/7)

Continuing the hot chicks in dumb hats theme, here's Erin Heatherton at last night's Victoria's Secret Fashion Show -- or as Erin's ex Leo DiCaprio calls it: "The Who Should I Fuck Next Fashion Show."

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Erin Heatherton filming Grown Ups 2 in Marblehead, Massachusetts (5/29)

You may have heard by now that Leonardo DiCaprio dumped his "holy shit hot" girlfriend, 23-year-old Victoria's Secret model Erin Heatherton, last week. So what did she do wrong? Nothing, really. He just got bored. From the Chicago Sun Times:

The duo reportedly have split very amicably -- which is almost always the way DiCaprio breaks things off.

"With Leo, there rarely is any big drama or ugly scene," said a longtime friend of the actor Sunday. "Leo is a total gentleman, but when it comes to women, he just gets, well, bored. He's a very bright guy and so far, with the exception of maybe [ex-girlfriends] Bar [Rafaeli] and Giselle [Bundchen], he often finds he loses interest pretty quickly. You can only keep interested because of the sexual attraction for so long."

When I grow up, I want to be Leonardo DiCaprio. There it is, everybody -- I'm putting it out there for the world to see. Hell, I don't even need to be like him, I just want to swim in his wake and filter out his leftovers. I hope Erin doesn't feel bad -- there's no dishonor in being humped and dumped by this guy. Think of Leo as being John Mayer with talent. He's actually performing a valuable service to the modeling community because he's the measuring stick used to gauge exactly who is a supermodel -- and congratulations Erin, you're one now. Maybe you'll follow suit and land yourself a closeted NFL player or actor to replace the king of kings with. Good luck with that, kid.

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Erin Heatherton arriving to the Dance4life Cocktail Party at Milk Studios in New York (10/27)

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Erin Heatherton bikini pics! (Miami - 9/11)

Leo DiCaprio's girlfriend Erin Heatherton is still in Miami and still in a bikini. That's her looking just stupid hot at the beach yesterday. And somehow, no one is within ten of her. If I ever saw Erin Heatherton at the beach in that, I'd probably run up to her and start humping her leg like a dog. No jury would convict. Not again.

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