Brooke Burke leaving a gym in Malibu last year
If you're anything like me, you wake up every morning and immediately fire up Google to search for even the tiniest scrap of Dancing with the Stars
news. And there was some big news over the weekend when producers shitcanned Brooke Burke and replaced her with Erin Andrews. C'mon, Brook, you're not just gonna take that, are you? . . . KISS FIGHT! A source told Us Weekly
"The paperwork is being finalized but it is happening."
[Andrews] competed on season 10 of the show with dance pro Maksim Chmerkovskiy.
These producers are fucking geniuses. I can't believe they were able to pry one of the hottest television personalities of 2008 away from Fox -- what a coup. And she turns 36 in May, so you know more guys are gonna tune in as she gets even older. I wouldn't be surprised if this move gained them literally tens
*30 Brooke Burke pictures total in the gallery:
The 2011 Academy Awards: Just the Attractive People
By any reasonable standard, the Academy Awards blew donkey cock last night (at one point James Franco walked out a dress which wouldn't have been funny even if I was high as a motherfucker). The telecast peaked when Anne Hathaway said "Welcome to..." and it was all downhill from there. But at least some fairly attractive women showed up. Like Penelope Cruz ... *makes motorboat sound with my lips*
Gallery features 138 pictures so click around:
Paparazzi photos from Thursday, June 17
at the "Gillette Fusion ProGlide Ultimate Summer Job" contest winner announcement at the Hudson Hotel in New York (pics start here
leaving her apartment in New York (pics start here
) arriving to Jimmy Kimmel Live!
Studio in L.A. (pics here
at Activision's "E3 2010 Preview Event" held at the Staples Center in L.A. (pics start here
arriving to LAX airport (pics start here
on the set of Burning Man
in Sydney, Australia (pics start here
heading to a gym in Santa Monica (pics start here
out and about in New York (pics start here
arriving to the Staples Center in L.A. (pics start here
launching her "Got Milk?" campaign in L.A. (pics start here
) arriving to Jimmy Kimmel Live!
Studio (pics start here
at Samsung's "9th Annual Four Seasons of Hope Gala" at Cipriani Wall Street in New York (pics start here
*103 pics total in the gallery:
Erin Andrews nude video sets internets on fire
Late last week, a video allegedly featuring a very nude Erin Andrews of ESPN fame made it's way 'round the internets. The video was shot through a peephole in her hotel room. Obviously the video wasn't actually Erin, but a woman who sorta looked like her -- wait, what's that Erin Andrews' attorney, Marshall B. Grossman, it actually was her? Oh shit.
"While alone in the privacy of her hotel room, Erin Andrews was surreptitiously videotaped without her knowledge or consent. She was the victim of a crime and is taking action to protect herself and help ensure that others are not similarly violated in the future. Although the perpetrator or perpetrators of this criminal act have not yet been identified, when they are identified she intends to bring both civil and criminal charges against them and against anyone who has published the material. We request respect of Erin's privacy at this time, while she and her representatives are working with the authorities."
Anyone else a little freaked out that, with the right camera, you can actually see through a peep hole? I can't tell you how many times in a hotel room I've stripped down to my underwear and reenacted that scene from Risky Business
. I might honestly kill myself if video of that hit YouTube.