Emma Watson at the world premiere of Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows: Part 2 at Trafalgar Square in London (7/7)
Emma Watson, who's made countless millions from the Harry Potter franchise, says some kids are still freaked out by her because they think she's going to cast a spell on them. She told CNN:
"Some little children are sometimes scared of me because they think I can do a spell, and that I really am magic in real life. And I've always found that really funny, and I try and kind of say, 'I won't do anything to you. It's OK.' Sometimes you can't convince them, because they believe in it. They really believe in it. They really think that I'm Hermione in real life, which I love. It's funny."
Emma's right, most kids are pretty dumb. I bet most of them couldn't even tell you the square root of 9. And don't even get me started on how many of them fall for the old free candy trick. Hah! Just kidding! It's actually chloroform!
Some dude is trying to sell a topless pic that allegedly features Emma Watson (not this fake one that made the rounds last year - NSFW). And by "allegedly" I mean that this guy is completely full of shit. "Derek" sent the super handsome A.J. over at Deadspin the following email:
Hello, I have a real photograph of Emma Watson topless. You can see her face and whole body, she has a skirt on but naked from waist up. I have a buddy at Brown who had sex with her and got a photo after the fact as she was getting dressed. He sent it to only a few of our close friends. I am selling it to a website, this is not in circulation I just got this last night. If you are interested please let me know ASAP. I have not emailed anyone else yet, I would like to sell it to you.
Thanks, hear from you soon.
- Derek
The only thing that makes this somewhat believable is that, in Hollywood circles, Emma is known as the queen of casual hookups. At least that's what I told myself last summer after she used my naked body as her personal pleasure instrument. I'm such a dirty slut! *scrubs self with steel wool*
Did bullying drive Emma Watson out of Brown University, much like it drove me out of the Cub Scouts when I was 8? Sure, why not? In related news, I'm not fat! Stop saying that! From the New York Daily News:
A source close to Brown University (where Watson was enrolled from fall 2009 until this past winter) tells us the star's brainy ways may have led to her classmates' heckling - and perhaps a reason why she left the Providence, R.I., institution. The insider says Watson didn't shy away from class participation and often would "answer something in class and get it right," calling the 21-year-old actress "really smart." Unfortunately, this brought out the sophisticated wit and cinematic expertise of her Ivy League peers.
According to the source, her classmates "would respond [to her answer] with a quote from 'Harry Potter.'" The most popular choice was "Three points for Gryffindor!" - a reference to the movie's dormitory system, and a congratulatory phrase in the films when a student got a correct answer.
Poor Emma. Now she'll just have to fly home to her mansion and have her butler Jeeves wipe away her tears with $1000 bills. Pardon me for not feeling sorry for some obscenely rich chick who can't take a little joke. Besides, if Emma had been keeping up on her viral videos, she would have known that there's only one appropriate response to being bullied at school:
Emma Watson at the 2011 ELLE Style Awards held at the Grand Connaught Rooms in London (2/14)
Emma Watson posted a little message yesterday on her website letting her fans know that she's dropping out of Brown University:
Hi everyone
As you know, I love Brown and I love studying pretty much more than anything [ed. note: you nerd] but recently I've had so much to juggle that being a student AND fulfilling my other commitments has become a little impossible.
I've decided to take a bit of time off to completely finish my work on Harry Potter (the last one comes out this summer) and to focus on my other professional and acting projects. I will still be working towards my degree... it’s just going to take me a semester or two longer than I thought : )
Hope you are all well! Thank you for all your continuing support.
Emma xx
Wow, Emma's situation reminds me exactly of mine when I dropped out of school in my early 20s -- just replace "Ivy League university" with "community college" and "to make movies" with "to smoke a shitload of weed." It's almost eerie how similar it is. I have the chills right now.
I don't know how I missed this, but Emma Watson had a bit of a wardrobe malfunction on Saturday night (the same night the paparazzi caught her not-so-gracefully climbing out of a car). Oh my gosh, she must be so embarrassed. Now everyone knows she has nipples.
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*23 Emma Watson nip slip pictures total in the gallery:
Emma Watson arrived to a pre-BAFTAs party Saturday night at Box nightclub in London (I didn't make that up), and you could kinda see her underwear [if your eyes were made of telephoto lenses]. Cool, I'm going to print this picture out and ask her if she'll autograph it. I've got a hunch I'll be rewarded with a 'yes' and a friendly smile.
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Emma Watson topless pics being circulated around Brown University
Emma Watson is having a completely normal college experience at Brown . . . if "normal" includes fake nudes of you being circulated around campus. Oh yeah, that happened to me so many times when I was in school. If only I didn't have such a huge cock . . . From the New York Daily News:
Immersing herself in American culture has been an exciting venture for "Harry Potter" star Emma Watson. However, her college experience at Brown University may have hit a bump thanks to a recent nude photo scandal.
Topless photos of the 20-year-old actress, who plays Hermione Granger in the successful film franchise, are making the rounds among students via e-mail, according to the Daily Mail. The photos in question allegedly show the actress wearing only a towel around her waist standing next to a hot tub.
"Emma is trying to seek out the source so she can put a stop to it," a friend told the paper. "She says the picture has been faked."
A rep for Watson also added, "There have been a number of nude fakes over the past two months. Emma has seen them and finds them tiresome. People should know better."
Even if these pics were real, who cares? Oh no, a European was photographed with her top off. I thought women across the pond always went topless when they attended Mass sunbathed. In all seriousness, the only reason Emma should be making news at all is if she did something in the U.S. that her fellow Brits actually found deplorable -- like owned a handgun or went to a dentist.
Would You Rather...? Spend one night with: