Emma Watson

Emma Watson

Emma Watson at a photocall for The Bling Ring at the 66th Cannes Film Festival in France (5/16)

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Emma Watson in the May issue of GQ UK

Emma Watson tells the new issue of GQ UK that she learned how to pole dance for her role in the upcoming Bling Ring. Hermione Granger on a pole? Sign me up! Via the San Francisco Chronicle:

"I did learn to pole dance for the film, and I have a small pole-dancing scene. But it's not a performance for anyone else, it's just me messing around with my friends. I took lessons. When I was preparing for the role I was studying at Oxford. So I had this surreal experience where I was studying the modernists, writing about Virginia Woolf on Friday night, then driving to London for pole dancing classes on Saturday morning.

"I was incredibly ungraceful at first. The upper-body strength and the core strength you need to do it gracefully is crazy. I take my hat off to the women who can do it. You have to be incredibly strong."

Aw god dammit. Emma Watson is gonna make me break a promise I made to my Nana on her deathbed when I told her I would never, EVER dishonor the family name by paying money to see a Sofia Coppola film (the pain my family felt while watching Sofia stiffly guess her way through The Godfather Part III may never be addressed). As for Emma, is it legal for me to admit to wanting to see little Hermione shake her moneymaker for cash, or does that still fall under some sort of Megan's Law jurisdiction? Either way, I'm definitely gonna go see this flick, but I can't guarantee I'll be wearing pants.

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Emma Watson says it's OK that Kristen Stewart is a homewrecker

In the new issue of Vanity Fair Italia, Emma Watson comes to the defense of homewrecker Kristen Stewart saying that people should leave her alone because everyone makes mistakes. And I'm sure Emma would have said the same thing had Kristen fucked her boyfriend. Right, Emma? Via the New York Daily News:

"Kristen is human, just like everybody else, and she's so young. Everyone makes mistakes, everyone. It's not fair to consider them matters of public interest," Watson, 22, told the latest issue of Vanity Fair Italia. "Those who criticized her are the same people that think that being rich and famous is like being covered in some kind of magic powder that makes life perfect. Nothing can go wrong in your wonderful world. For these people, Kristen deserves all the bad things that have been thrown at her because she had an amazing life and she ruined it.

"On one hand, I can understand why it happened: people felt really involved in her relationship with Robert Pattinson. But it's also true that they both have done everything in their power to keep their relationship as far from the public eye as possible."

Hey look, Emma finally popped her Hollywood bullshit-artist cherry (whoa, that's a lot of blood). Gather around your ol' uncle Nick and let me explain. You see, Hollywood stars are a bunch of sniveling cowards -- they don't take stands on any subject unless it either helps them or can't hurt them (e.g. their current "brave" stance on controlling guns not owned by their security teams). So that means Emma is either:

• getting plowed by a married hack director or
• is up for the lead in a Rupert Sanders hack film and knows his ex, Liberty Ross, can't hurt her. It looks like little Hermione is learning to play the game, even though her statements come off as ham-handed. Well played, now lose the top and smile for the camera.

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Paparazzi photos from Friday, September 14

Emma Watson outside the Crosby Hotel in New York (pics start here)

Jaime Chung, Ed Helms, and Bradley Cooper on the set of The Hangover, Part III in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Lindsay Lohan returning to her hotel in New York (pics start here)

Jaime King leaving the Neil George in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Rachel Hunter leaving a juice bar in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green leaving Casa Vega restaurant in Studio City (pics start here)

Jordana Brewster leaving the Byron & Tracey Salon in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Mary Elizabeth Winstead arriving for a flight at Toronto International Airport (pics start here)

Rose McGowan leaving Barney's New York in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Kelly Brook out and about during Fashion Week in London (pics start here)

Tiffani Thiessen arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Sheryl Crow out and about in New York (pics start here)

Selena Gomez arriving for a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

*109 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Thursday, April 12

Emma Watson on the set of The Bling Ring in L.A. (pics start here)

Jessica Biel arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Model Angela Martini at The Green Auction at Rockefeller Center in New York (pics start here)

Kristin Cavallari leaving Earth Bar in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Rebecca Black leaving BOA Steakhouse in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Famke Janssen walking her dog in New York (pics start here)

Ashley Tisdale leaving a gym in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Elizabeth Berkley leaving pilates class in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Sarah Shahi being interviewed by Extra's Mario Lopez at The Grove in Hollywood (pics start here)

Jessica Alba shopping in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Kate Moss out and about in London (pics start here)

Miley Cyrus leaving Winsor Pilates in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Amanda Seyfried walking her dog in Hollywood (pics start here)

*133 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Emma Watson

Emma Watson on the set of The Bling Ring in Beverly Hills (4/11)

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Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, March 20

Emma Watson on the set of The Bling Ring in L.A. (pics start here)

Charlize Theron arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Jennie Garth leaving Villa Blanca restaurant in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Katie Holmes leaving her apartment in New York (pics start here)

Rachel Hunter leaving a pilates class in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Matthew McConaughey and his fiancee Camila Alves leaving a gym in Austin, TX (pics start here)

Amanda Seyfried out and about in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Beyonce and Jay-Z leaving Nobu in New York (pics start here)

Daniel Radcliffe on the set of Kill Your Darlings in Manhattan (pics start here)

Doutzen Kroes and her husband Sunnery James out and about in New York (pics start here)

Leighton Meester on the set of Gossip Girl in New York (pics start here)

Kim Kardashian leaving a gym in Sherman Oaks (pics start here)

Ali Larter on the set of The Asset in L.A. (pics start here)

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Emma Watson

Emma Watson at the Lancome pre-BAFTA cocktail party at the Savoy in London (2/10)

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Emma Watson at the world premiere of Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows: Part 2 at Trafalgar Square in London (7/7)

Emma Watson, who's made countless millions from the Harry Potter franchise, says some kids are still freaked out by her because they think she's going to cast a spell on them. She told CNN:

"Some little children are sometimes scared of me because they think I can do a spell, and that I really am magic in real life. And I've always found that really funny, and I try and kind of say, 'I won't do anything to you. It's OK.' Sometimes you can't convince them, because they believe in it. They really believe in it. They really think that I'm Hermione in real life, which I love. It's funny."

Emma's right, most kids are pretty dumb. I bet most of them couldn't even tell you the square root of 9. And don't even get me started on how many of them fall for the old free candy trick. Hah! Just kidding! It's actually chloroform!

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Emma Watson topless pic for sale?

Some dude is trying to sell a topless pic that allegedly features Emma Watson (not this fake one that made the rounds last year - NSFW). And by "allegedly" I mean that this guy is completely full of shit. "Derek" sent the super handsome A.J. over at Deadspin the following email:

Hello,
I have a real photograph of Emma Watson topless. You can see her face and whole body, she has a skirt on but naked from waist up. I have a buddy at Brown who had sex with her and got a photo after the fact as she was getting dressed. He sent it to only a few of our close friends. I am selling it to a website, this is not in circulation I just got this last night. If you are interested please let me know ASAP. I have not emailed anyone else yet, I would like to sell it to you.

Thanks, hear from you soon.

- Derek

The only thing that makes this somewhat believable is that, in Hollywood circles, Emma is known as the queen of casual hookups. At least that's what I told myself last summer after she used my naked body as her personal pleasure instrument. I'm such a dirty slut! *scrubs self with steel wool*

*30 Emma Watson pictures total in the gallery: