Emma Watson


Emma Watson at Brown University's 2014 Graduation Ceremony in Providence, Rhode Island (5/25)

So Emma Watson has her degree now. She graduated from Brown University on Sunday with a degree in English Literature. She managed to squeeze in an Ivy League education while grossing $2.9 BILLION DOLLARS in box office revenue since 2009 (her freshman year). What the fuck have you been doing the last five years?

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Emma Watson in the Sunday Times Style section

+ Lily Allen showing some boobage [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Oh STFU [Celebrity Toob]
+ Bar Refaeli. Facial. [IDLYITW]
+ Rita Ora pokies (site NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Jennifer Love Hewitt WTF? [The Superficial]

+ Kristina Shannon can't keep her top on [Guyism]
+ I see what you did there (23 pics) [Linkiest]
+ Julianne Hough needs new pants [moejackson]
+ Gwyneth Paltrow had an open marriage [Cele|bitchy]

BIKINI PICS OF THE DAY: Maria Sharapova looking smoking hot in a bikini

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  • Emma Watson Sunday Style 1
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Emma Watson at the UK premiere of Noah at the Odeon Leicester Square in London (3/31)

That dress. Emma Watson should wear nothing but that dress from now on. Sure she's gonna look like a crazy homeless woman in about a month, but at least it'll be a helluva month. God damn.

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  • Emma Watson Noah Premiere 1
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The 2014 Academy Awards at the Dolby Theatre in Hollywood (3/2)

Here's the last of the Oscars pics, a gallery featuring nothing but the hot chicks. The Academy Awards doesn't draw as many reality stars as you average awards show, so there's a noticeable lack of wardrobe malfunctions. But there is Emma Watson all cleaned up, and I would argue that that's even better than Tila Tequila's vagina.

202 pics so click around:

Emma Watson (11 pics here)
Margot Robbie (5 pics here)
Angelina Jolie (12 pics here)
Christine Teigen (9 pics here)
Olivia Wilde (11 pics here)
Penelope Cruz (10 pics here)
Anna Kendrick (10 pics here)
Sandra Bullock (8 pics here)
Lupita Nyong'o (11 pics here)
Jada Pinkett Smith (8 pics here)
Jessica Biel (10 pics here)
Kerry Washington (9 pics here)
Kristen Bell (10 pics here)
Charlize Theron (9 pics here)
Kate Hudson (11 pics here)
Olga Kurylenko (8 pics here)
Portia de Rossi (11 pics here)
Amy Adams (11 pics here)
Anne Hathaway (10 pics here)
Camila Alves (8 pics here)
Jennifer Lawrence (11 pics here)

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  • Academy Award Hot Chicks Gallery 1
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Emma Watson shopping in London (12/2)

Dust off the Hermione Granger fantasies, because Emma Watson is officially single. She's actually been single for six months or so, but no one knew until now. Thanks for the head's up, lazy stalkers. Via Contact Music:
Emma Watson has split from her long-term boyfriend. The 'Harry Potter' actress and William Adamowicz met when they were both students at Oxford University in the UK, and it has been confirmed they broke up during the summer.

A spokesman told the Sunday Mirror newspaper: "Emma and Will separated last summer and are no longer in touch."

The former couple were spotted together in November at an acoustic folk rock concert, but their romance is said to have been over months earlier. According to reports, the 23-year-old star's hectic film schedule was the reason for their break-up as she tries to find the balance between her education, personal life and movie career.
Of course this was bound to happen. Will left Emma no choice but to kick his non-famous ass to the curb after the future corporate drone refused to acknowledge her marriage requirement for the last couple of years. This guy clearly needs to take in a refresher semester at K-Fed University. The syllabus for Manwhoring 101: Intro to Manwhoring hasn't changed in years for good reason; the formula is simple: Score yourself a mark (e.g., Britney Spears, Demi Moore, Liz Taylor, et cetera), milk him/her for all she's worth (looking right at ya, Ashton), and move on like a swarm of fame-devouring locusts (Hi, Team KKK!). Even the Nick Loeb's of the world know enough to keep that marriage carrot dangling out of their zippers until their victims get old and irrelevant. I guess William is supposed to be honorable or some horseshit like that. Pffft.

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  • Emma Watson Boyfriend Breakup 1
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Emma Watson at the GQ Men of the Year awards at The Royal Opera House in London (9/3)

+ Helena Christensen still looks amazing [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Taylor Swift really does have a nice body [Popoholic]
+ Stacy Keibler, really? [IDLYITW]
+ Paris Hilton sportin' some pokies [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Paula Patton is an AMAZING wife [The Superficial]

+ Xtina strips down for Maxim [Celebuzz]
+ Most people are basically idiots (22 photos) [Linkiest]
+ I really want to bone this chick [moejackson]
+ Christina Hendricks wears terribly unsexy dresses [Cele|bitchy]

BIKINI PICS OF THE DAY: Farrah Abraham in a bikini

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  • Emma Watson Sexy Outfit
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Emma Watson and Will Adamowicz out and about in New York (2/16)

Emma Watson is already talking marriage with her boyfriend Will Adamowicz -- or as I call him: Will "Horse Cock" Adamowicz. From Star:
Emma Watson wants her ow Bling Ring -- because she's desperate to tie the knot with boyfriend Will Adamowicz! "Emma feels ready to take the next step," dishes a close pal. The actress has even been dropping hints. "She'll pull him into jewelry stores to point out pretty rings," reveals the insider. "Or she'll show him ring designs that she finds on the Internet."

Friends say the couple -- who met while studying at the University of Oxford in 2011 -- are the perfect pair to walk down the aisle. "They're deeply in love," spills the source. "Will is shy about buying a ring, because he doesn't have a big budget. But Emma is a simple girl and doesn't want a huge diamond. (Print Edition - 7/13)
...But Emma is a simple girl and doesn't want a huge diamond."

Translation: Emma wants the Hope Diamond on her finger, or else!

I don't mean to be such a downer, but Emma will never get the ring she wants or deserves unless she either buys it herself or upgrades from this mouth breather. There's no shame in that, either. Great women have been buying their own blood diamonds for years, and their relationships seem to all work out great. Ladies such as J.Lo, Jessica Simpson, the Kardashian sisters, and Britney Spears can all testify to the strength of their marriages to lesser men . . . oh, who am I kidding? Women who buy their own engagement rings always end up as old and miserable spinsters. First come the cats, then the Readers Digest subscription, and before you know it, you're chasing neighborhood kids off your lawn with a broom.

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Emma Watson filming Bling Ring at Paris Hilton's house last year

In the new issue of Vogue UK, Emma Watson calls Paris Hilton a materialistic skank . . . okay, okay, she didn't use those words exactly, but you could tell that's what she meant:
[Emma Watson] stars in the Sofia Coppola-directed film [The Bling Ring] as Alex, one of a group of teenagers who break into the homes of celebrities to pilfer their clothes and accessories - which features scenes filmed in Paris Hilton's real life walk-in wardrobe.

"She could never wear all of those clothes and half of them were brand new and still had the price tag on," Watson said of Hilton's collection. "But I suppose she just bought them to have them. We've all bought things on impulse, but that's an entirely different thing ... It's almost like consumerism as a form of kleptomania."
Hey, I'm all in with the Emma needing to expose Paris as a pathetic, wonk-eyed loser, but shitting on Paris Hilton only benefits Paris Hilton. If the interwebs was a living person, Paris is the herpes it picked up in Tijuana. There's no cure, but a media blackout is the only way to keep the flare-ups to a minimum. Even though I want to believe Emma didn't know Paris was under quarantine, I'll tell her what hundreds of school teachers, cops, correctional officers, and madams have told me over the years: "not knowing is not an excuse." Emma, I feel that you need to be . . . taught a lesson. Meet me in my basement tonight. You wear the Catholic school girl uniform and I'll wear my rubber apron and assless chaps. We'll get everything worked out, just leave it to me.

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  • Paris Hilton and Emma Watson
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Emma Watson at a photocall for The Bling Ring at the 66th Cannes Film Festival in France (5/16)

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Emma Watson in the May issue of GQ UK

Emma Watson tells the new issue of GQ UK that she learned how to pole dance for her role in the upcoming Bling Ring. Hermione Granger on a pole? Sign me up! Via the San Francisco Chronicle:
"I did learn to pole dance for the film, and I have a small pole-dancing scene. But it's not a performance for anyone else, it's just me messing around with my friends. I took lessons. When I was preparing for the role I was studying at Oxford. So I had this surreal experience where I was studying the modernists, writing about Virginia Woolf on Friday night, then driving to London for pole dancing classes on Saturday morning.

"I was incredibly ungraceful at first. The upper-body strength and the core strength you need to do it gracefully is crazy. I take my hat off to the women who can do it. You have to be incredibly strong."
Aw god dammit. Emma Watson is gonna make me break a promise I made to my Nana on her deathbed when I told her I would never, EVER dishonor the family name by paying money to see a Sofia Coppola film (the pain my family felt while watching Sofia stiffly guess her way through The Godfather Part III may never be addressed). As for Emma, is it legal for me to admit to wanting to see little Hermione shake her moneymaker for cash, or does that still fall under some sort of Megan's Law jurisdiction? Either way, I'm definitely gonna go see this flick, but I can't guarantee I'll be wearing pants.

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  • Emma Watson Pole Dance 1
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