Emma Stone


Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield during happier, more faithful times

Remember that whole thing about Emma Stone breaking up with Andrew Garfield because he was just so into his role as a Jesuit priest in the movie Silence in Taiwan? Apparently he was in a dark place and didn't make for a very good boyfriend. Turns out that that was somewhat true. It's just that the dark place Andrew was in was another woman's vaginal canal. From OK!:
Andrew, 31 had seemed unusually distant. "[Emma] basically called him out on his behavior and demanded to know exactly what was going on," the source says. At first, he swore that he was just stressed out - he'd been "wrestling for weeks" with whether or not to come clean about his infidelity, the source says, adding, "He felt truly terrible about it."

But, the source continues, even after he confessed, Andrew insisted that it wasn't a full-blown affair: "He says that he met a girl in a bar and that it was a one-night stand, and that he would never dream of doing anything like that ever again." (Print Edition - 5/4)
Why is Emma being all uptight? Andrew promised he wouldn't secretly bang another bar slut again. What more does she want? He wouldn't lie to her twice. Just once. I think I speak for everyone here in saying that Emma needs to quit being such a bitch about this.

*15 Stonefield pictures total in the gallery:

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Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone break up

Looks like the rumors about Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone breaking up are true. The New York Post says the two are "on a break," but not actually breaking up. Even though that's never worked in the history of relationships. No couple has ever fucked other people for a while and then gotten back together and lived happily every after. An insider told the paper:
"They had been fighting a lot and they hadn't seen each other," said an insider. "They have both been working, but they weren't getting along."

The pair have been hard at work on their own careers in recent months. Stone, 26, starred in the Broadway musical "Cabaret," while Garfield, 31, is currently filming "Silence in Taiwan."

"He's very in his character," another source told the site about his Jesuit priest role. "He's lost weight, and he's in a dark place mentally for his performance and he's not boyfriend material right now."
Well pardon me, Humphrey Bogart. I didn't know the guy who played Spider-Man was so serious about his craft. That excuse is bullshit, obviously. If getting into character could destroy your relationship, then Christian Bale would be on his 15th wife. I guess "very in his character" is an easier excuse than "Andrew finally realized -- like the rest of America did years ago -- that Emma is really fucking annoying." Seriously, why is she famous?

*10 Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone pictures total in the gallery:

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Emma Stone nude?

Here's the alleged Emma Stone nude selfie that hit the internets yesterday (I rotated the pic for a better angle for your enjoyment, hence the white space). A source "close" to Emma told TMZ it's not her, but that's what these nude selfie-taking actresses always say (Hi, Vanessa Hudgens!). I fear we may never know if it's Emma or a doppelganger unless she releases an authentic pic for comparison's sake. C'mon Emma, you don't want everyone to think you're a liar, do you?

NOTE: To see the uncensored Emma Stone nude selfie pictures, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

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Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, March 12

Emma Stone filming The Amazing Spider-Man 2 in Brooklyn (pics start here)

Charlize Theron at Pinkberry in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Eva Mendes leaving her hotel in New York (pics start here)

Eva Longoria at the Laureus 2013 World Sports Awards in Rio de Janeiro (pics start here)

Alice Eve out and about in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Reese Witherspoon leaving Glow Juice in Hollywood (pics start here)

Giovanni Ribisi and his wife, model Agyness Deyn, leaving Mustard Seed Cafe in Los Feliz (pics start here)

Jessica Alba returning to her hotel in New York (pics start here)

Rebecca Gayheart leaving Bristol Farms in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Melissa Joan Hart at the premiere of The Incredible Burt Wonderstone at The TCL Chinese Theatre in Hollywood (pics start here)

Pierce Brosnan out and about in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Mel B. leaving Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

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Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield arriving at Tokyo International Airport (6/12)

Andrew Garfield tells Celebuzz that he was deathly afraid of filming a love scene with his Spider-Man co-star and current girlfriend Emma Stone. Probably because she's annoying as fuck.
"The romantic scenes are free-falling, as they should be," The Amazing Spider-Man lead Garfield, 28, told Celebuzz. "They were more frightening than swinging through the buildings, especially because it's Emma and she's terrifying!"
I can see why Andrew is quivering in his spandex over putting his relationship with Emma on display. Pretty much anything is scarier than NOT swinging in between buildings in front of green screens. Come on, Andy, Spider-Man promises to have so much CGI in it that it's gonna make those dopey Transformers movies look like an indy documentary series on the complexities of opening and closing doors. He's not even in the room when these scenes are created. No, Andrew is afraid of getting what Emma thinks is romantic on film, i.e. Emma's "special belt." If a chick was dominating my butthole the way Emma undoubtedly does Andrew's, I wouldn't want any film evidence of those acts, either. It's funny, thanks to CGI, I've seen a T Rex walk down a San Diego street, but it can't hide the Lexington Steele replica strap ons that Emma uses in her kissing scenes.

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  • Emma Stone Sex Scene 1
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Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield out and about in New York (3/29)

Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield are taking their relationship to the next level. No, I don't mean anal. I mean she's moving in. From Life & Style:
Life & Style has learned exclusively that Emma, 23, and Andrew, 28, have moved in with each other in NYC.

"They have a really nice apartment," a friend of the couple tells the new issue of Life & Style, on newsstands now. And they did all the decorating together. According to the friend, Emma and Andrew worked together on the style and enlisted an interior decorator to transform the space into the perfect love nest. "They wanted a subtle, understated look that was comfortable."

And their relationship is going strong. "They’re in a good place," the friend says. "Both of them are very nice people, very down-to-earth and caring. They're just two cool people."

Emma and Andrew have been dating since filming The Amazing Spider-Man last fall.
Why should I care if these two nobodies are living in sin? When they become celebrities, I'll be more than happy to mock their faults and humiliate them with no mercy, but for now I'm pinning this to the "I don't give a crap" wall. I know, you Spider-Man fanboys are up in arms right now, but that movie doesn't come out for another year, so let's just forget about Andrew until then. Emma is only slightly more important, but she's been coasting since Zombieland. She needs to flash me some of that ginger patch if she expects any more coverage on a industry site as respected as this one.

*15 Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield pictures total in the gallery:

  • Emma Stone Moving In 1
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The 2012 Academy Awards

By all measurables, my grandparents really loved the Oscars last night. From Billy Crystal's joke about the Kodak Theatre name change to Billy Crystal's joke about the Kodak Theatre name change. Seriously, was that the only fucking joke he made? Mix in a little rape humor just to keep everyone off balance. Maybe some jokes about gas prices. Because they are so high, you see. Anyways, thank God there were some fairly attractive women there:

Penelope Cruz (10 pics here)
Natalie Portman (11 pics here)
Maria Menounos (9 pics here)
Olivia Wilde (14 pics here)
Penelope Ann Miller (3 pics here)
Claire Danes (7 pics here)
Amy Adams (7 pics here)
Emma Stone (3 pics here)
Angelina Jolie (17 pics here)
Li Bingbing (4 pics here)
Busy Philipps (4 pics here)
Stacy Keibler (7 pics here)
Rose Byrne (12 pics here)
Anna Faris (12 pics here)
Ellie Kemper (10 pics here)
Sofia Vergara (10 pics here)
Kate Mara (12 pics here)
Nancy O'Dell (7 pics here)
Shailene Woodley (11 pics here)
Kelly Ripa (4 pics here)
Sandra Bullock (6 pics here)
Milla Jovovich (8 pics here)

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The 2012 People's Choice Awards

Here's a ridiculously huge gallery I just threw together featuring the attractive people at last night's People's Choice Awards. Because let's face it, ugly people don't have souls. Seriously, what's up with those people?

Nina Dobrev (12 pictures start here)
Elisha Cuthbert (10 pictures start here)
Kristen Bell (3 pictures start here)
Julianne Hough (11 pictures start here)
Rachel Johnson (2 pictures start here)
Lea Michele (11 pictures start here)
Ginnifer Goodwin (11 pictures start here)
Emma Stone (5 pictures start here)
Shay Mitchell (6 pictures start here)
Demi Lovato (10 pictures start here)
Vanessa Hudgens (14 pictures start here)
Cheryl Burke (4 pictures start here)
Chloe Moretz (10 pictures start here)
Kaley Cuoco (8 pictures start here)
Lucy Hale (10 pictures start here)
Jennifer Morrison (10 pictures start here)
Stana Katic (11 pictures start here)
Ashley Benson (13 pictures start here)
Kat Dennings and Beth Behrs (10 pictures start here)
Faith Hill (2 pictures start here)
Miley Cyrus (9 pictures start here)
Ashley Greene (9 pictures start here)

*191 pictures total in the gallery:

  • 2012 Peoples Choice Awards 1
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Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield out and about in Manhattan (11/20)

Aw, how cute. Emma Stone's been famous for four minutes and she's already on the diva level of a Mariah Carey or Jennifer Lopez. From the National Enquirer:
On her 23rd birthday, super-hot Emma Stone power-canoodled with boyfriend Andrew Garfield in the lobby of LA's Landmark Theatre just before attending "Tower Heist" -- but was interrupted by a gaggle of teen-ish girlies, who asked meekly: "Do you mind if we take a picture with you?" Instantly, Hollywood's new "It Girl" whirled on the girls and snarled: "Do you mind if I Don't!?" Here's the hearbreaker: Moments later, Stone stormed into the ladies' room to reapply her licked-off lipstick, looking lovingly at herself in the mirror -- ignoring one of the lassies she'd just snubbed, who was wiping away tears at the next basin! (Print Edition: November 28)
Wait a cotton pickin' second here, is this the Twilight Zone? I'm pretty sure that Emma is still in the "faces of the future" column and not in the "I'm a star, so suck it" column. I liked Superbad as much as the next swinging dick, but that movie isn't exactly Citizen Kane. Emma behaves the way Meryl Streep should behave, and that's not a good thing. Sweetheart, I don't care if Andy had two-knuckled his way into your fart seal, you're not big enough to have that attitude. Take the picture, sign an autograph and be happy if you don't end up like Shelley Long.

*18 Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield pictures total in the gallery:

  • Emma Stone Bitchy 1
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Emma Stone

Emma Stone at the UK premiere of The Help in London (10/5)

*23 Emma Stone pictures total in the gallery:

  • Emma Stone UK Red Carpet 1
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Would You Rather?

Would You Rather...? Spend one night with: