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Emma Heming at the preimere of Surrogates at the El Capitan Theatre in Hollywood (9/24)

Emma Heming is topless

Bruce Willis somehow convinced his insanely-hot wife Emma Heming to go topless for a photoshoot the couple did for the July issue of W magazine. I've said it once, and I'll say it again: tequila is a wonderful, wonderful thing. It lead to my conception 28 years ago and it lead to me seeing Bruce Willis' wife's boobs today. Pretty much the only thing it can't do is cure cancer . . . or so the powerful prescription drug lobby would have you believe!

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Bruce Willis and Emma Heming in New York last year

I couldn't help but get a little teary-eyed reading the story of how Bruce Willis met his new wife Emma Heming. I'm such a hopeless romantic! From the New York Post:

An impeccable source tells Page Six: "During the casting of 'Perfect Stranger' [the suspense movie Willis made with Halle Berry two years ago], Bruce was very involved with the casting. In fact, you could say he was extremely involved no matter how minor the role."

At Willis' request, calls were placed to modeling agencies to fill the roles of extras and minor speaking parts. Our casting source said, "He personally went through head shots and when the girls were called in to 'read,' he was there in the meeting. It was odd for the star of a movie to do so, but at the time he was single and I guess he needed a date. He started dating [model] Tamara Feldman, with whom he coincidentally enough had a sex scene."

Then, Heming was selected for a small speaking part. Willis "started dating both Tamara and Emma but obviously, Emma eventually won out," the source said. (Source)

Wow, what a true gentleman. Are we sure that story wasn't pulled straight from the pages of a Danielle Steel novel? I bet, after Bruce and Emma's first date, he was nice enough to hold the door open for her as she was leaving his house the next morning. Who said chivalry is dead!

Bruce Willis and Emma Heming last year

Bruce Willis married his girlfriend of one year, model and actress Emma Heming, on Saturday at his home in Parrot Cay (part of the Turks & Caicos Islands). From People:

With ex-wife Demi Moore and her husband Ashton Kutcher among the guests, Bruce Willis said "I do" with model and actress Emma Heming on Saturday.  Also present among the small group of guests were Moore and Willis's daughters, Rumer Willis, 20, Scout, 17, and Tallullah Belle, 15. The wedding coincided with Willis's birthday: The actor turned 54 on Thursday. Heming is 32. (Source)

So nice of Bruce's ex-wife Demi Moore to show up. When I got remarried last year, I invited my ex-wife but I didn't even hear back from her. Weird. I'm pretty sure I got the address right:

Dumb Cunt
4102 Elm St. #103
Los Angeles, CA  90091