Elton John

What a meathead

And no, I don't mean because he has two dads and zero moms. I mean because Lady Gaga is his godmother. That's just weird. From Us Weekly:

As long speculated, Elton John and husband David Furnish have anointed Lady Gaga as the godmother of their son Zachary Jackson Levon Furnish-John, born last December.

"Yes, yes she is," John, 63, finally confirms to Barbara Walters in an upcoming interview teased Friday morning on Good Morning America. "When you get to the real person under there, there's a real simple person under there who loves her parents."

Added Furnish, 48: "Zachary's going to inherit an incredible musical legacy from his father one day, and she will be a good person to guide him through the ins and outs of the music business, 'cause she sure knows everything about the business now."

Are these guys sure they want to make Lady Gaga the godmother of their child? Considering what she looks like, the kid might confuse her for his real mother -- Elton John. And what does David mean that Gaga knows everything about the music business? Constantly manipulating the media and pandering to the public doesn't prove that she knows how to be a musician. It proves that she knows how to be a politician.

*20 Lady Gaga pictures total in the gallery:

Elton John leaving a private dinner for the Elton John Aids Foundation held at Louis Vuitton Maison in London (2/2)

+ Miley Cyrus forgot a bra (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Megan Fox "light" [Popoholic]
+ Beyonce showing off some middle boob [Just Jared]
+ Here's the Tila Tequila sex tape (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Oh shut the hell up [PopEater]

+ We need more Minka Kelly in our lives [Celebuzz]
+ Lisa Snowdo doing the bikini thing [moejackson]
+ LL Cool J must work out or something [Cele|bitchy]
+ Bill Murray is just plain awesome [CityRag]

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*5 Elton John pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Thursday, August 12

Lady Gaga performing at the Staples Center in L.A. (pics start here)

German model Sandy Meyer-Woelden in Miami (pics start here)

Kim Kardashian leaving Cuvee restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Emmy Rossum out and about in New York (pics start here)

Jessica Biel out and about in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Ellen DeGeneres and girlfriend Portia de Rossi in L.A. (pics start here)

Renee Zellweger leaving the Kate Sommerville salon in Hollywood (pics here)

Elton John out and about in St. Tropez (pics start here)

Rod Stewart and his wife Penny Lancaster leaving Nobu restaurant in Malibu after dinner (pics start here)

Singer Tamara Jaber walking to a photoshoot in North Sydney (pics start here)

Gina Gershon at the launch party for the BlackBerry Torch in L.A. (pics start here)

Alicia Silverstone on the set of Vamps in Detroit (pics start here)

*121 pictures total in the gallery: