Ellen Pompeo and her husband Chris Ivery leaving Porta Via bistro in Beverly Hills (8/28)
I guess the question we should be asking ourselves about this story is this: Why
wouldn't Ellen Pompeo's husband be banging a teenager? Just look at his backwards hat. What a p-i-m-p. From
Star:
In April, Ellen, 39, confirmed that she and Chris, 41, are expecting their first child, a daughter, later this year. But by late May, Chris had begun a torrid affair with restaurant hostess Rachel Artz, 19, in his hometown of Boston. "Yes, I had sexual relations with Chris," Rachel acknowledged when she spoke with Star. "We were intimate several times."
And while a rep for Ellen has denied all details of an affair, additional sources have told Star that over the course of three months, Chris and Rachel trysted several times — including at hotels in Boston and Miami, and a private residence in Martha's Vineyard — while Ellen was home in Los Angeles. "Chris promised Rachel that he'd make her a star — that's his lure," says an insider.
A source tells Star, "Chris often took calls from Ellen in front of Rachel and talked about their baby-to-be." Otherwise, the insider adds, "He didn't seem to like Ellen much when he talked about her. He made her seem like a diva."
Of course Chris was going after other women while his wife was pregnant . . . what else is a guy supposed to do when his wife gets fat?* You can't really blame Chris for this. Cheating on your pregnant significant other is this year's hip thing to do in Hollywood -- just ask
Nicole Richie and
Kourtney Kardashian. Coincidentally, I'm going out on a limb here and predicting next year's hip thing to do will be to collect child support.
*remember ladies, that's celebslam@gmail.com for all your hate mail needs
Ellen Pompeo arriving to a gym in Beverly Hills (8/15)
+ Lindsay Lohan wants to be in Sam Ronson's bed [
I'm Not Obsessed]
+ The best celebrity tattoo
ever [
College Humor]
+
Katie Price doing a little pumping [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Kourtney Kardashian almost aborted her baby [
The Superficial]
+
Andy Roddick's incredibly hot wife does GQ [Hollywood Tuna]
+ TLC is not happy with Jon Gosselin [
Dlisted]
+ Beyonce's big bikini booty [
moejackson]
+ Heidi Montag wants to do Playboy again [
The Blemish]
+ Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes get into epic blowout [
Cele|bitchy]
+ 10 Sharon Stone nip slips [
CityRag]
+ She seems to have misplaced her clothes [
Double Viking]
+ The 50 funniest scenes in the history of film [
Pajiba]
+ Holly Valance is all wet [
Derek Hail]
Ellen Pompeo at Sheridan Gardens nursery in Burbank (6/26)
+
Coral from MTV has huge boobs [Drunken Stepfather]
+
Bar Refaeli Nude Video [Egotastic!]
+ No public viewing of Michael Jackson's body [
Just Jared]
+ Elizabeth Berkley is kinda see-through [
TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Doetzen Kroes in a bikini? Yes please! [
Bastardly]
+
Twilight's Ashley Greene looking hot [
Popoholic]
+ Gisele loves short shorts [
Lossip]
+ A little something for the ladies [
Webster's Is My Bitch]
+ Sienna Miller is paranoid [
Cele|bitchy]
Ellen Pompeo leaving a gym in L.A. (4/25)
I'm kidding with the headline of course. I want to see a pregnant Ellen Pompeo in a see through shirt about as much as I want to see a video of my own birth.
Ellen Pompeo outside her home in L.A. (1/30)
If Ellen Pompeo was even remotely attractive, these pics would be awesome. But she's not unfortunately. I've seen nicer boobs at an AARP meeting. To be fair to Ellen I so sorta have a thing for old chicks. They're so damn hot -- and full of great stories too . . . "Tell me more about the crash of '29 you sexy little minx." Gets me every time.
NOTE: CLICK HERE for the semi-NSFW pics
Bad breath seems to be an epidemic on the set of hit ABC show Grey's Anatomy. First "Dr. McSteamy," Eric Dane, was dubbed "Dr. McSmelly" by co-stars Kate Walsh and Sara Ramirez. Now Dr. McDreamy, Patrick Dempsey, is the target of his co-stars' ribbing. According to Mike Walker of the National Enquirer, Dempsey's breath was so bad during a recent scene with Ellen Pompeo that she "yelped at Patrick," saying:
"Oh, my God, what did you have for lunch?" Embarrassed, Patrick apologized profusely, confessing he'd masticated salad drowned in garlic dressing. "Dr. McFoul-Mouth" was handed a jar of mouthwash and sent off to gargle until he was kissing-sweet.
This reminds me of this girlfriend I had in college whose two passions were garlic and cigarettes (I know, I know, but she has big tits). She had the worst damn breath. I use to secretly pour Listerine and cologne down her throat in the middle of the night so she'd be nice and fresh for our early-morning antics. Sure some people might have actually told her she had bad breath but, c'mon, that's just mean.
I guess bad breath is still better than beating your wife.
