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Ellen Pompeo in L.A. yesterday

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Ellen Pompeo outside her home in L.A. (1/30)

If Ellen Pompeo was even remotely attractive, these pics would be awesome. But she's not unfortunately. I've seen nicer boobs at an AARP meeting. To be fair to Ellen I so sorta have a thing for old chicks. They're so damn hot -- and full of great stories too . . . "Tell me more about the crash of '29 you sexy little minx." Gets me every time.

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Old Lady Pompeo

Ellen Pompeo (Grey's Anatomy) showed up to the "Night of Diamonds" party thrown by Chanel earlier this week in NYC looking like she just stepped out of 1942. When asked by a reporter about her unique look Pompeo mumbled something about war rations and a scrap metal drive she was organizing to "help the boys overseas."

Bad breath seems to be an epidemic on the set of hit ABC show Grey's Anatomy. First "Dr. McSteamy," Eric Dane, was dubbed "Dr. McSmelly" by co-stars Kate Walsh and Sara Ramirez. Now Dr. McDreamy, Patrick Dempsey, is the target of his co-stars' ribbing. According to Mike Walker of the National Enquirer, Dempsey's breath was so bad during a recent scene with Ellen Pompeo that she "yelped at Patrick," saying:

"Oh, my God, what did you have for lunch?" Embarrassed, Patrick apologized profusely, confessing he'd masticated salad drowned in garlic dressing. "Dr. McFoul-Mouth" was handed a jar of mouthwash and sent off to gargle until he was kissing-sweet.

This reminds me of this girlfriend I had in college whose two passions were garlic and cigarettes (I know, I know, but she has big tits). She had the worst damn breath. I use to secretly pour Listerine and cologne down her throat in the middle of the night so she'd be nice and fresh for our early-morning antics. Sure some people might have actually told her she had bad breath but, c'mon, that's just mean.

I guess bad breath is still better than beating your wife.