Elle Macpherson leaving her children's school in London (10/12)
+ Leona Lewis punched a book signing. Holy shit. [
PopEater]
+ This prank is just plain cruel [
College Humor]
+
Cheryl Burke has some nice pumpkins [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Jennifer Love Hewitt is freaking pathetic [
The Superficial]
+
Blake Lively showing off her cleavage [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Khloe and Lamar still aren't married [
Dlisted]
+ Cindy Margolis looks like trash now [
moejackson]
+ Model fired by Ralph Lauren for being too fat [
The Blemish]
+ John Mayer threatens to sodomize magazine editor [
Cele|bitchy]
+ Dicks in nature. Funny. [
CityRag]
+ See if you can find her head [
Double Viking]
+ Hot Women Without Clothes [
Pajiba]
+ Sophia Bush has killer legs [
Derek Hail]
Elle Macpherson at LAX airport (8/8)
+
Shauna Sand went to the beach, was skanky [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Sniper camera kills baby. Funny. [
College Humor]
+ Win Hayden Panettiere's surf board [
Just Jared]
+ Naomi Campbell has hard nipples [
TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Everyone hates Gwyneth Paltrow [
Dlisted]
+ The 5 creepiest sex scenes in comics [
Bam! Kapow!]
+ Mercedes Clausen is your afternoon pick-me-up [
F-Listed]
+ Five facts about Heidi Montag you probably didn't know [
Derek Hail]
+ 15 memorable womanizers in movies [
Attuworld]
Elle Macpherson Elle Macpherson on the set of
The Beautiful Life in New York (8/11)
Elle Macpherson Elle Macpherson at the Jaguar KJ launch party in London (7/9)
Elle Macpherson out and about in London (6/16)
+
Lady Gaga has a wedgie [Drunken Stepfather]
+ More
Leighton Meester Sex Tape Pictures [Egotastic!]
+ Now we all can walk on Cameron Diaz [
Just Jared]
+ Shauna Sand is topless [
TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Sienna Miller is still homewrecking [
Dlisted]
+ I'm definitely seeing this movie [
Bam! Kapow!]
+ Lady Gaga has fireworks boobs [
F-Listed]
+ Krista Allen looking smoking hot in
Razor magazine [
Derek Hail]
+ 10 awesome video game theme song interpretations [
Attuworld]
Elle Macpherson leaving the Belstaff boutique in London (4/30)
+ Bar Refaeli looks hot doing pretty much anything [
Bastardly]
+ Your Jessica Alba/Marisa Miller smoking hot pic of the week [
College Humor]
+ Russell Brand probably banged Holly Madison [
I'm Not Obsessed]
+
It's Shakira's ass! [Drunken Stepfather]
+ It's Goldie Hawn's nipple! [
The Superficial]
+
Kate Moss is Topless... Again [Egotastic!]
+ Megan Fox in tight jeans? Sure! [
Popoholic]
+ Sophia Bush is a cutie [
Just Jared]
+
Jessica Simpson's cleavage tease in Vanity Fair [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Maggie Gyllenhaal is married *yawn* [
The Blemish]
+ Lindsay Lohan's "Erotic Services" craigslist ad [
Dlisted]
+ Rudy Giuliani refuses to go to gay friends' wedding [
Cele|bitchy]
+ Eva Longoria to adopt? [
A Socialite's Life]
+ Sharon Stone is cold, if you catch my drift [
CityRag]
Elle Macpherson out and about in Sydney, Australia (4/17)
+
Creepy Jessica Alba video of the day [Drunken Stepfather]
+
Oksana Pochepa is Banging Mel Gibson (Allegedly) [Egotastic!]+ Why do all these hot chicks want to bang Zac Efron? [
Geno's World]
+ Hilary Duff is movie pregnant [
Just Jared]
+ Paris Hilton has see through panties (
semi-NSFW) [
TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Rupert Everett has a new face [
The Blemish]
+ I love news bloopers [
Holy Taco]
+ Iran used to be a happening place [
Attuworld]
+ German pop star arrested after knowingly giving several men HIV [
F-Listed]
+
Survivor host Jeff Probst is a diva [
Cele|bitchy]
Guy Ritchie and Elle Macpherson leaving the Notting Hill Brassiere restaurant in London (3/16)
Guy Ritchie has a huge smile on his face because he had dinner last night with Elle Macpherson in London. Schwing! From the
Daily Mail:
Guy and Elle must have had a lot to talk about, as the pair stayed in each other's company until 12.30am - leaving separately to avoid being photographed together. And judging by the smirks on their faces, the night went rather well. (Source)
Wow, what an upgrade from Madonna. To put this in baseball terms -- as I try to do with nearly everything in my life --banging Elle Macpherson is like hitting a game-winning grand slam in the bottom of the ninth inning of the seventh game of the World Series. Banging Madonna is equivalent to getting raped with a bat.
Elle Macpherson bikini pics! (Sydney Harbour - 12-28)
You know what's way better than starting the week off with news about the horrible weather and shitty economy? Tits.
