Elle Macpherson bikini pics! Here's some more pics of Elle Macpherson on vacation in Ibiza, these taken yesterday. As you probably know, Elle's been known as "The Body" since beginning her modeling career in the mid-80s. Wow, that totally beats the nickname I used to have in the mid-80s: "The Bedwetter." *hangs head in shame*
*15 Elle Macpherson bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Elle Macpherson bikini pics! (Ibiza, Spain - 7/14)
Finishing up the bikini pics from over the weekend, here's some pics of Elle Macpherson in Ibiza on Saturday. Elle is 48 and still looks like that. If you cut into her, formaldehyde would drip out instead of blood. Similarly, if you cut into Jessica Simpson, gravy would drip out instead of blood. "Get back here, gravy!"
*32 Elle Macpherson bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Elle Macpherson leaving Automat restaurant in London (6/20)
That's Elle Macpherson leaving Automat restaurant in London earlier this week. There must have been a 2-for-1 special on shots because Elle got so drunk that she couldn't even drive herself home. I know, right? What a fraidy cat!
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Elle Macpherson at the premiere of Fashion Star at Macy's in New York (3/13)
Elle Macpherson admitted on
The Howard Stern Show last week that she's a socialist. Get your hands off my money, bitch! Via
Newsbusters:
HOWARD STERN: "Who should be the next President of the United States. Elle Macpherson, go ahead."
ELLE MACPHERSON: "I think Obama’s going to do it."
STERN: "You like Obama?"
MACPHERSON: "Yeah, I’m living in London and I’m socialist. What do you expect?"
So what's the big deal if Elle Macpherson is a socialist? Even at 47, she's still hot enough to get away with being a moron. Does socialism work for the people at the top of the pyramid like Elle? Hell yeah. Does it work for everyone else? Of course it does -- as long as your goal is to be a peasant. Sure, socialism tends to destroy the people it claims to save, but in the words of the great Fidel Castro: you can't make an omelette without cracking a few skulls.
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Elle Macpherson and her new implants This story isn't the least bit newsworthy, but I'm running with it anyways. Did Elle Macpherson -- who is still way hot at 47 btw -- get implants? Sure, why not. Via the
Daily Mail:
She has earned herself the nickname "The Body" through her years of modelling. But rumors are circulating that Elle Macpherson's body may have had a little enhancement, judging by pictures of the supermodel recently. Abel Mounir, of the Transform Cosmetic Surgery Group, who has not treated the supermodel, thinks it could be that mother-of-two Elle could have gone under the surgeon's knife in her quest for the ultimate figure.
He told Closer magazine: "Her breasts look noticeably fuller and rounder - she seems to have gone from a small A-cup to a full C. Her bust is also very pert for a woman of 48, sitting high on the torso. This could be down to a very subtle and successful breast enlargement and having modest implants along with a lift to achieve a full, pert bust."
Ah, the ol' breast implant. The slide into irrelevance has begun. Elle Macpherson is a bit behind the times, I'm afraid. Getting implants to keep up appearances is old hat. If we've learned anything from the professional attention whores of today, it's that there are better things you can do to get your Q Score up besides fake funbags:
DUIs,
adopting savages,
fake marriages, etc,. Elle, you need to think outside the box and do something that no celebrity has ever done, EVER. How about you keep your dignity and age gracefully? You know, like Madonna.
*31 Elle Macpherson pictures total in the gallery:
Elle Macpherson Elle Macpherson promoting Invisible Zinc at Myer in Sydney, Australia (10/21)
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Elle Macpherson is drunk Elle Macpherson got hammered Wednesday night at C London restaurant in, you guessed it, London. In fact, she got so drunk that she actually laughed at Jay Leno's monologue on
The Tonight Show. I know, right? This bitch must have been wasted!
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Elle Macpherson looks fantastic
Elle Macpherson was spotted in London yesterday dropping off her son Aurelius at school, and damn she's still good looking. She's as hot as her son's name is dumb. I mean c'mon, Aurelius? I know you loved
Gladiator, but settle down. She might as well have named him Asskickius with all the shit he's gonna get at school.
*16 Elle Macpherson pictures total in the gallery:
Elle Macpherson on a yacht in Sydney Harbour, Australia (2/25)
CAPTION: "My secret cock looks great!"
*32 Elle Macpherson bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Paparazzi photos from Friday, September 24
Elle Macpherson leaving her daughter's school in London (
pics start here)
Spanish TV presenter
Sara Carbonero at a promotional event for Pantene in Madrid, Spain (
pics start here)
Halle Berry leaving Batia & Aleeza salon in Beverly Hills (
pics start here)
Reese Witherspoon out and about in Santa Monica (
pics start here)
Alyson Hannigan out and about in L.A. (
pics start here)
Bethenny Frankel (
Real Housewives of New York) and her husband
Jason Hoppy out and about in New York (
pics start here)
Kate Hudson picking up her son from school in Santa Monica (
pics start here)
Jeremy Piven leaving a yoga class in Santa Monica (
pics start here)
AnnaLynne McCord arriving to the AP building in New York (
pics start here)
Gemma Arterton at the official launch of "The Shoe Galleries" at Selfridges in London (
pics start here)
Keanu Reeves on the set of
Generation Um in New York (
pics start here)
Kylie Minogue out and about in London (
pics start here)
Mario Lopez filming
Extra at The Grove in Hollywood (
pics start here)
*124 paparazzi bikini pics total in the gallery: