Elizabeth Hurley

Elizabeth Hurley leaving her house in London (10/17)

I think Lindsay Lohan can definitely relate to this story, though to be fair, Elizabeth didn't actually wake up in a ditch. Via Contact Music:

Elizabeth Hurley injured her back after falling in a ditch. The actress was walking her dogs in the Gloucestershire countryside in South West England when the incident took place [last week], and felt so terrible she had to take super-strong pain killers belonging to her boyfriend Shane Warne. Writing on twitter yesterday, she said: "Just back from dog walking & feeling a million times better for the fresh air ... However, one wellington leaked and I have a soaking wet foot, plus I fell into a ditch"

A few hours later, she wrote: "My back killing me after, er, falling into that ditch. Rifling through @warne888's meds bag to nick his super strong pain killers..."

Wow, I'm nominating Elizabeth Hurley for the most boring tweets of 2012. Even though she's getting a little long in the tooth, Elizabeth has the potential to easily gain 100,000 followers overnight -- just lose the dignity and "accidentally" tweet a nude pic every once in a while. Hey, I'll meet her halfway -- Liz can send me some spread eagle pics (ask Vanessa Hudgens for tips) and I'll post them. We can both get extra followers and she can even issue a statement saying that the pics were meant for my eyes only. See how I take care of everybody? You're welcome.

*10 Liz Hurley pictures total in the gallery:

Blake Lively on the set of Gossip Girl in Manhattan (9/1)

Elizabeth Hurley -- who's guest-starring on a few episodes of Gossip Girl this season -- has a crush on one of the show's stars. Who could it be? Penn Badgley? Chace Crawford? Ed Westwick? Nope, Blake Lively. Aw yeah baby. Soooooooo hot. From OK! magazine:

OK! chatted with Elizabeth at the Ready, Set, Pink! event at Bloomingdale's today about the sexy character she plays on Gossip Girl. So has Elizabeth bonded with any members of the cast like Blake Lively perhaps?

"I love them all. I've been enchanted. She's the most enchanting girl," the actress said of Blake. "She's couldn't be more charming. Couldn't be more beautiful, incredibly talented and just adorable. I would marry her in a heartbeat if I had a sex change. She's absolutely perfect in every way."

Listen Elizabeth, if my countless hours of watching internet porn has taught me anything -- besides the fact that the best way for a teacher to discipline a sexy student is with ass-to-mouth -- it's that a woman doesn't need a sex change to be with another woman. She's just needs a strap-on and a pedicure.*

*Look mom, I'm a professional writer!

*30 Blake Lively pictures total in the gallery:

Elizabeth Hurley on the set of Gossip Girl in New York (7/28)

+ Krisin Cavallari side boob (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Vanessa Minnillo showing off her huge ring [Just Jared]
+ Olivia Wilde is half-naked (site NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Soulja Boy is way richer than I thought [The Blemish]
+ Bond Girl Eva Green is still a piece of ass [Caught on Set]

+ Kate Bosworth's new man? [Socialite Life]
+ Britney Spears has some sad eyes [Evil Beet]
+ Ashley Greene wearing a sexy romper [Cele|bitchy]
+ Denise Richards needs to lay off the spray tan [I'm Not Obsessed]

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*20 Elizabeth Hurley pictures total in the gallery:
 

Paparazzi photos from Thursday, July 14

Elizabeth Hurley on the set of Gossip Girl in New York (pics start here)

David Duchovny on the set of Californication in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Olivia Munn at a screening of Snow Flower & The Secret Fan in New York (pics start here)

Derek Hough out and about in L.A. (pics start here)

British actress Jennifer Ellison at the Legally Blonde press night in Liverpool (pics start here)

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Jordana Brewster out and about in L.A. (pics start here)

John Mayer leaving Madeo restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Rihanna in South Beach (pics start here)

Rebecca Gayheart leaving Fred Segal in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Kelly Rowland leaving her hotel in Liverpool for X Factor auditions (pics start here)

Angelina Jolie arriving at LAX for a flight with her daughters Zahara and Shiloh (pics start here)

Jason Segel shopping in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Paris Hilton arriving at the Pain Relief Center in Hollywood (pics start here)

*120 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Elizabeth Hurley and Arun Nayar

Elizabeth Hurley announced (via Twitter) that she split up with her husband, Indian billionaire Arun Nayar, over the weekend:

Not a great day. For the record, my husband Arun & I separated a few months ago. Our close family & friends were aware of this

The "not a great day" reference is the fact that British tabloid News of the World exposed her affair to cricket legend Shane Warne in a story published on Sunday. A source told the Mirror:

"It's more than just a fling, Liz is really falling for Shane. He has been a real support through the tough time she's had splitting with Arun.

"Shane is mesmerised by Liz. She's the first person he has felt so strongly about since his divorce. They have so much chemistry. They have grown very close and there is an intimate bond between them. The only thing standing in their way is the geography."

How much of a bad ass must this Shane guy feel like stealing a billionaire's woman? I mean, I thought I was pretty cool participating in the first sanctioned bare-knuckle boxing match on the summit of Mt. Everest (I won -- do NOT underestimate my right cross), but I got nothing on this dude.

*15 Arun Nayer and Elizabeth Hurley pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, October 12

Elizabeth Hurley out and about in London (pics start here)

Emmanuelle Chriqui and Jerry Ferrara at the "An Evening Affair" event in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Lindsay Price at the 1st Annual "Children Raising Children" fundraiser benefiting The African Millennium Foundation in L.A. (pics start here)

Amy Sedaris outside The Ed Sullivan Theater in New York (pics start here)

Kate Beckinsale at Temescal Canyon Park in Pacific Palisades (pics start here)

Harrison Ford leaving a coffee shop in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Stephanie Pratt leaving the Byron & Tracey salon in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Hugh Jackman out and about in the West Village of New York (pics start here)

Mary-Louise Parker at a screening of RED in Hollywood (pics start here)

Isabel Lucas out and about in Los Feliz (pics start here)

Jaslene Gonzalez at the "Fashion for a Cause" fundraiser held at the Carlton Hotel in New York (pics start here)

Hilary Duff signing copies of her new book Elixir at Borders Columbus Circle in New York (pics start here)

*114 pictures total in the gallery:

Elizabeth Hurley on a yacht in Ibiza, Spain (8/7)

+ Leo DiCaprio is one lucky dude (hint: tits) [Drunken Stepfather]

+ This video is freaking awesome [IDLYITW]
+ Those sure are some purty eyes [2Leep]
+ I can see Angelina Jolie's undies [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ How is she bigger every time I see her? [Just Jared] 

+ Chick fight! Chick fight! [PopEater]
+ A little something for the ladies [Dlisted]
+ Sienna Miller cameltoe [Derek Hail]
+ Emma Thompson is my kind of lady [Evil Beet]

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*16 photos total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Thursday, July 8

Elizabeth Hurley arriving to the Valentino Autumn/Winter 2010/2011 show at Paris Fashion Week (pics start here)

Ewan McGregor arriving to Berlin-Tegel Airport in Germany (pics start here)

Kim Kardashian at a salon in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Actress Jessica Stockmann arriving to the Laurel Fashion Show at Mercedes Benz Fashion Week in Berlin (pics start here)

Olivia Munn signing copies of her new book Suck It, Wonder Woman! at Borders Columbus Circle in New York (pics start here)

Milla Jovovich arriving to Berlin-Tegel Airport in Germany (pics start here)

Anna Paquin leaving Hugo's restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Bethenny Frankel filming a cooking segment for CBS' The Early Show in New York (pics start here)

Owen Wilson and Marion Cotillard filming a scene for Midnight In Paris in Paris, France (pics start here)

Hilary Duff leaving a gym in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Enrique Iglesias arriving to My House nightclub in L.A. (pics start here)

Brenda Song leaving a salon in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Food Network host Guy Fieri leaving Pastis in New York (pics start here)

*118 photos total in the gallery:

Elizabeth Hurley has nipples

Elizabeth Hurley flashed all kinds of nipple last night at the Love Ball in London. If flashing your nipple was equivalent to underrated cool events at the Olympics, Elizabeth would be curling. Seriously, who doesn't love curling? It's the only event where I feel like all the competitors should have beers in their hands. I may try out for the team.

NOTE: To see the uncensored Elizabeth Hurley nipple pics, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

Elizabeth Hurley leaving Jo Hansford salon in London (10/12)

+ Jenna Fischer from The Office in a bikini [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Kelly Brook (with cupcakes over her boobs) for no good reason [IDLYITW]
+ Megan Fox looking good at the Spike TV Scream Awards [Just Jared]
+ Cheryl Cole nip slip (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Where did Britney's tits go? [Dlisted]

+ Whitney Houston had a wardrobe malfunction live on TV [PopEater]
+ Spiderman 4 is on the horizon [Bam! Kapow!]
+ Cindy Crawford's still got it [Derek Hail]
+ What hot chicks in Hollywood would look like with beards [Attuworld]

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