
Elizabeth Hurley
Elizabeth Hurley at a photocall for her new "Elizabeth Hurley Beach Boutique" at Bicester Village in England (2/4)

Elizabeth Hurley is a hero
Did you know Elizabeth Hurley has enormous breasts? In case you had forgotten, she reminded us yet again at the "Global Illumination Initiative" event in London yesterday. Hero? Yes, my thoughts exactly.

Elizabeth Hurley at a fundraising dinner in London (9/18)
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Elizabeth Hurley in London (6/11)
Why does Elizabeth have to be so coy? Dude, she's flipping off the paparazzi. You could light one of them on fire and most people would be cool with it. So a lot like homeless people in that respect. How do you think Times Square got so clean? That was all me baby.*
*and lighter fluid

Elizabeth Hurley for Mango Swimwear
If the pics look photoshopped, that's because they are. Hurley admitted to the Sunday Times:
"I can’t think of anything worse in the world than another bikini shoot – and I've got two next month. It’s unbearable, and I bring it all on myself. I've got nobody else to blame. It's literallah torture. If you get a photographer you don't know, of course, you think, 'Oh God.' But if you signed on for the gig, sadly, you have to go and be jolly in a skimpy white bikini. So I now rely on nice photographers, and a bit of retouching. I like a certain amount of retouching, like anybody." (Source)
Well of course, who doesn't? You just have to be a little more careful in this post 9/11 world -- I swear there's security cameras everywhere. Retouching myself in that public park last year damn near got my parole revoked.

Elizabeth Hurley vacationing in the Seychelles over the weekend
Elizabeth Hurley is lying about her age, right? 42 year-old women don't look like this. There's supposed to be more sagging, wrinkling, and drooping. She's 33 tops. I guess I can't really blame her--I lie about my age all the time. Most Saturday nights I pretend I'm 16. It's the only way to get into high school parties. I'm telling ya' man, if you can get around the local sheriff, gold mine of chicks.

Bauer-Griffin
Talk about getting the short end of the genetic stick. There's not a see-through dress in existence to distract from that face!
"Do you have any brothers and sisters?"
--"Actually, Elizabeth Hurley is my sister"
"Heh, heh, heh, no seriously, do you have any brothers and sisters?"

Elizabeth Hurley at Elton John's 60th Birthday Party in New York City over the weekend
More of Elizabeth after the jump...