Elisha Cuthbert
Elisha Cuthbert on the set of 24 in L.A. (12/10)
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Elisha Cuthbert and Dion Phaneuf in Maui (5/7)
NHL star and all-around douche bag Sean Avery was suspended today by commissioner Gary Bettman for basically calling his ex-girlfriend Elisha Cuthbert a whore. Cuthbert is currently dating Calgary Flames defenseman Dion Phaneuf and has also been linked to Montreal Canadians defenseman Mike Komisarek. As reporters were gathered around him in the locker room Tuesday morning, Avery said:
"I'm really happy to be back in Calgary; I love Canada. I just want to comment on how it's become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds. I don't know what that's about, but enjoy the game tonight." (Source)
Sounds like Elisha gets passed around more by NHL players than the puck on a power play. Now don't get me wrong, there's nothing wrong with "sloppy seconds" -- my hand just had it an hour ago -- I just don't want to date a chick whose last five boyfriends have less teeth than I do . . . combined.
Elisha Cuthbert nip slip!
Bad news for those of you that thought Elisha Cuthbert didn't have nipples. Turns out she does. You totally owe me five bucks!
Elisha Cuthbert bikini pics! (Maui - 5/5)
Elisha Cuthbert must really love hockey. After previously dating New York Ranger Sean Avery, the actress is currently dating Calgary Flame Dion Phaneuf. The two are on vacation this week in Maui. Apparently also on vacation this week in Maui? Warm water.
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Elisha Cuthbert in Maxim (May)
You don't have to apologize for not having a sex tape. But it would be nice if you didn't have to always close those bathroom blinds. Binoculars are only so powerful, ya know? *wink*
Elisha Cuthbert and Shaun White at Katsuya in North Hollywood (2/12)
Well the good news is Elisha Cuthbert is hot again ( see here and below). The bad news is I think she's banging snowboarder Shaun White. The two were seen dining at über-trendy sushi restaurant Katsuya in North Hollywood Tuesday night and then seen getting into Cuthbert's car. And that's pretty much what I based my assumption on. In Hollywood terms, the evidence doesn't get more solid than that. He might as well have stuck his penis into her on the sidewalk in full view of paparazzi . . . which I don't recommend by the way. She tends to get "clingy".
Elisha Cuthbert in South Beach (12/31)
I don't know who Elisha Cuthbert's hair stylist is but they should be shot. Or at least ironically hurt, maybe stabbed with some scissors or something. Not a fan of those sunglasses either. I actually have that same pair bolted to my roof to catch DirecTV signals. It's a pretty sweet deal actually, I get free porn when it rains.
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Pacific Coast News
I guess Elisha Cuthbert is friends with Paris Hilton. Paris threw yet another party at her Malibu beach house over the weekend and Elisha was one of the guests. Someone might wanna tell this chick it's not the greatest thing for your image to be photographed with Paris Hilton--unless the pics are of you taking a bat to her knee Nancy Kerrigan style. Swing hard though, those knee pads can be thick.
Elisha Cuthbert arriving to Paris Hilton's Memorial Day Party
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