Archive: Elisha Cuthbert

Elisha Cuthbert bikini pics! (Maui - 5/7)

OK, we get it, you’re on vacation and you love bikinis (see here, here, here, and here). Enough already. Wow, I never thought I’d write that. I think it may be time to put me down Old Yeller style. Once I’ve lost my perverted edge, I’m no better than the shills at Us Weekly. OMG! Elisha Cuthbert likes the beach! JUST LIKE REGULAR PEOPLE!

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Elisha Cuthbert nip slip!

Bad news for those of you that thought Elisha Cuthbert didn’t have nipples. Turns out she does. You totally owe me five bucks!

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Elisha Cuthbert bikini pics! (Maui - 5/6)

I hate to break this to you Elisha, but whoever told you those glasses were back in style was probably fucking with you. Because if there’s one thing I know being a 27-year-old straight male, it’s women’s fashion. Take that bikini for example. Way too stripe . . . ish. I’m sorry you guys had to hear that. Fashion can be a cruel world sometimes and I don’t pull punches.

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Elisha Cuthbert bikini pics! (Maui - 5/5)

Elisha Cuthbert must really love hockey. After previously dating New York Ranger Sean Avery, the actress is currently dating Calgary Flame Dion Phaneuf. The two are on vacation this week in Maui. Apparently also on vacation this week in Maui? Warm water.

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Elisha Cuthbert in Maxim (May)

You don’t have to apologize for not having a sex tape. But it would be nice if you didn’t have to always close those bathroom blinds. Binoculars are only so powerful, ya know? *wink*

Elisha Cuthbert and Shaun White at Katsuya in North Hollywood (2/12)

Well the good news is Elisha Cuthbert is hot again (see here and below). The bad news is I think she’s banging snowboarder Shaun White. The two were seen dining at über-trendy sushi restaurant Katsuya in North Hollywood Tuesday night and then seen getting into Cuthbert’s car. And that’s pretty much what I based my assumption on. In Hollywood terms, the evidence doesn’t get more solid than that. He might as well have stuck his penis into her on the sidewalk in full view of paparazzi . . . which I don’t recommend by the way. She tends to get “clingy”.

Elisha Cuthbert in South Beach (12/31)

I don’t know who Elisha Cuthbert’s hair stylist is but they should be shot. Or at least ironically hurt, maybe stabbed with some scissors or something. Not a fan of those sunglasses either. I actually have that same pair bolted to my roof to catch DirecTV signals. It’s a pretty sweet deal actually, I get free porn when it rains.

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I guess Elisha Cuthbert is friends with Paris Hilton. Paris threw yet another party at her Malibu beach house over the weekend and Elisha was one of the guests. Someone might wanna tell this chick it’s not the greatest thing for your image to be photographed with Paris Hilton–unless the pics are of you taking a bat to her knee Nancy Kerrigan style. Swing hard though, those knee pads can be thick.

Elisha Cuthbert shopping in Beverly Hills

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Elisha Cuthbert arriving to Paris Hilton’s Memorial Day Party

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