Elisha Cuthbert

Elisha Cuthbert at the 6th Annual Pink Party in Toronto (4/13)

Elisha Cuthbert hasn't been featured on Celebslam in awhile, but that needs to change because she looked fucking amazing at the Pink Party in Toronto over the weekend. If she walked by me in that dress, I would immediately impregnate her. She wouldn't even know what hit her, and not because I have a small penis . . . ok, because I have a small penis. *sigh*

*15 Elisha Cuthbert pictures total in the gallery:

The 2012 People's Choice Awards

Here's a ridiculously huge gallery I just threw together featuring the attractive people at last night's People's Choice Awards. Because let's face it, ugly people don't have souls. Seriously, what's up with those people?

Nina Dobrev (12 pictures start here)
Elisha Cuthbert (10 pictures start here)
Kristen Bell (3 pictures start here)
Julianne Hough (11 pictures start here)
Rachel Johnson (2 pictures start here)
Lea Michele (11 pictures start here)
Ginnifer Goodwin (11 pictures start here)
Emma Stone (5 pictures start here)
Shay Mitchell (6 pictures start here)
Demi Lovato (10 pictures start here)
Vanessa Hudgens (14 pictures start here)
Cheryl Burke (4 pictures start here)
Chloe Moretz (10 pictures start here)
Kaley Cuoco (8 pictures start here)
Lucy Hale (10 pictures start here)
Jennifer Morrison (10 pictures start here)
Stana Katic (11 pictures start here)
Ashley Benson (13 pictures start here)
Kat Dennings and Beth Behrs (10 pictures start here)
Faith Hill (2 pictures start here)
Miley Cyrus (9 pictures start here)
Ashley Greene (9 pictures start here)

*191 pictures total in the gallery:

Elisha Cuthbert is freaking hot

Elisha Cuthbert has starred on the ABC sitcom Happy Endings since April of this year. Following a 13-episode season one, the network ordered a full, 22-episode second season, which premiered on September 28 and why the hell am I talking about this. Her tits looked amazing in Wednesday's episode. Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if they had alchemic powers and could turn lead into gold. They're that awesome.

*30 Elisha Cuthbert pictures total in the gallery:

Elisha Cuthbert bikini pics!

Elisha Cuthbert in Miami (Jan. 2008)