Elisabetta Canalis in Sardinia, Italy (7/2)
Here's Italian actress Elisabetta Canalis in Sardinia last week. Of course Elisabetta is most famous for dating George Clooney a few years back, and then rebounding with Steve O. And now she's topless. So enjoy these pics, but just know that Steve O already marked his territory years ago. Probably literally. It wouldn't surprise me in the least to learn that Steve O pees on girls he likes.
NOTE: To see the uncensored Elisabetta Canalis topless pictures, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.
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Elisabetta Canalis in Porto Cervo, Italy (9/2)
Here's Elisabetta Canalis showing off her ridiculous bikini body in Italy earlier this week. Elisabetta used to be humped on the reg by George Clooney before he dumped her and started dating the even more muscular Stacy Keibler. And then George dumped her and started dating . . . I don't know, The Rock? It certainly seems like it's heading that way.
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Elisabetta Canalis in Sardinia, Italy (8/31)
+ Jennifer Love Hewitt busts out the big ol' booty [Popoholic]
+ Aubrey O'Day is getting skinny [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Justin Bieber *swoon* [The Superficial]
+ Miley Cyrus in a see-through top [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Jennifer Lopez photoshopped to hell [Celebuzz]
+ Khloe Kardashian isn't made of steel [Evil Beet]
+ Will this bitch please go away? [Socialite Life]
+ One classy broad [Double Viking]
+ Um, hooray? [I'm Not Obsessed]
BIKINI PICS OF THE DAY: Taylor Swift finally wearing a normal bikini
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Elisabetta Canalis in Ischia, Italy (7/17)
Ho hum, here's yet another beautiful woman -- Elisabetta Canalis -- George Clooney used to bang on the reg before getting bored with and dumping. As a huge male proponent of feminism, Clooney's callous behavior towards women is really starting to anger me. Elisabetta and the recently heartbroken Stacy Keibler need to get together and plot revenge against him. Here's the plan I've been drawing up for them so far:
Step 1: Kiss
Step 2: ?
Step 3: Kiss More
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Elisabetta Canalis is an expert in Krav Maga
Good thing George Clooney dumped Elisabetta Canalis when he did because apparently she's a Krav Maga expert now. That's Elisabetta teaching a self defense class to women at Pitti Uomo in Florence a few days ago. She told reporters on hand:
"We often read news or see on the news channels horrific incidents of violence against women. It is said that because you're a woman you can not defend yourself but we must be able to do it and I would recommend all to try sport of self-defense."How to Defend Yourself Against an Aggressive Man
- Step 1: Don't dress like that
- Step 2: See above
Elisabetta Canalis leaving CVS in West Hollywood (2/10)
One of the more annoying things about being famous is that you always have to look your best. It's constant pressure. From a morning trip to Starbucks, to a late night sushi run, our superficial society demands that movie stars always looks like movie stars. Or you can be George Clooney's ex Elisabetta Canalis and just say fuck it.
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Elisabetta Canalis ain't bad
Elisabetta Canalis was polite enough to tweet a bikini pic of her ridiculous body last week. She wrote:
summer memories ! #funI still can't believe that 1. George Clooney actually dumped that body, and 2. Steve-O is actually having sex with that body. The only way this makes sense is if she has a secret cock. Hi Jamie Lee Curits!
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Elisabetta Canalis at the premiere of Hit & Run at Regal Cinemas L.A. Live in Downtown L.A. (8/14)
Confirming the rumor that they're back together, Elisabetta Canalis and Steve-O attended the premiere of Hit & Run on Tuesday night. Ouch, how embarrassing. "Back together" and "Steve-O" -- I'd rather someone write a story about me that included the words "raped in the prison yard" and "again."
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Elisabetta Canalis leaving Bristol Farms in West Hollywood (6/8)
George Clooney's ex Elisabetta Canalis is back with her ex Steve-O -- she was spotted kissing him in Costa Rica last week. Aw, how romantically embarrassing. From Contact Music:
The Italian model/actress was photographed surfing at the beach with the Jackass star, and they even shared a passionate clinch on the sand during their romantic getaway. Their reunion comes just one month after the brunette beauty admitted she still had feelings for Steve-O, telling Italian magazine A, "Steve has a lot of strength and humour. It was one of the most important relationships of my life and it doesn't feel as if it is over yet.""Steve has a lot of strength and humor" . . . I'll assume that airhead Elisabetta means Steve-O has physical strength, because I don't look at this particular jackass as any sort of pillar of willpower or moral character -- the man can be talked into anything, and when I say anything, I mean ANYTHING. Elisabetta would be better served if she started dating Ryan Dunn -- now that's a guy with a future in front of him, at least compared to Steve-O.
BTW, this is what I mean by "anything":
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