Elisabetta Canalis in Porto Cervo, Italy (9/2)
Here's Elisabetta Canalis showing off her ridiculous bikini body in Italy earlier this week. Elisabetta used to be humped on the reg by George Clooney before he dumped her and started dating the even more muscular Stacy Keibler. And then George dumped her and started dating . . . I don't know, The Rock? It certainly seems like it's heading that way.
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Elisabetta Canalis in Sardinia, Italy (8/31)
+ Jennifer Love Hewitt busts out the big ol' booty [Popoholic]
+ Aubrey O'Day is getting skinny [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Justin Bieber *swoon* [The Superficial]
+ Miley Cyrus in a see-through top [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Jennifer Lopez photoshopped to hell [Celebuzz]
+ Khloe Kardashian isn't made of steel [Evil Beet]
+ Will this bitch please go away? [Socialite Life]
+ One classy broad [Double Viking]
+ Um, hooray? [I'm Not Obsessed]
BIKINI PICS OF THE DAY: Taylor Swift finally wearing a normal bikini
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Elisabetta Canalis in Ischia, Italy (7/17)
Ho hum, here's yet another beautiful woman -- Elisabetta Canalis -- George Clooney used to bang on the reg before getting bored with and dumping. As a huge male proponent of feminism, Clooney's callous behavior towards women is really starting to anger me. Elisabetta and the recently heartbroken Stacy Keibler need to get together and plot revenge against him. Here's the plan I've been drawing up for them so far:
Step 1: Kiss
Step 2: ?
Step 3: Kiss More
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Elisabetta Canalis is an expert in Krav Maga
Good thing George Clooney dumped Elisabetta Canalis when he did because apparently she's a Krav Maga expert now. That's Elisabetta teaching a self defense class to women at Pitti Uomo in Florence a few days ago. She told reporters on hand:
"We often read news or see on the news channels horrific incidents of violence against women. It is said that because you're a woman you can not defend yourself but we must be able to do it and I would recommend all to try sport of self-defense."How to Defend Yourself Against an Aggressive Man
- Step 1: Don't dress like that
- Step 2: See above
Elisabetta Canalis leaving CVS in West Hollywood (2/10)
One of the more annoying things about being famous is that you always have to look your best. It's constant pressure. From a morning trip to Starbucks, to a late night sushi run, our superficial society demands that movie stars always looks like movie stars. Or you can be George Clooney's ex Elisabetta Canalis and just say fuck it.
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Elisabetta Canalis ain't bad
Elisabetta Canalis was polite enough to tweet a bikini pic of her ridiculous body last week. She wrote:
summer memories ! #funI still can't believe that 1. George Clooney actually dumped that body, and 2. Steve-O is actually having sex with that body. The only way this makes sense is if she has a secret cock. Hi Jamie Lee Curits!
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Elisabetta Canalis at the premiere of Hit & Run at Regal Cinemas L.A. Live in Downtown L.A. (8/14)
Confirming the rumor that they're back together, Elisabetta Canalis and Steve-O attended the premiere of Hit & Run on Tuesday night. Ouch, how embarrassing. "Back together" and "Steve-O" -- I'd rather someone write a story about me that included the words "raped in the prison yard" and "again."
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Elisabetta Canalis leaving Bristol Farms in West Hollywood (6/8)
George Clooney's ex Elisabetta Canalis is back with her ex Steve-O -- she was spotted kissing him in Costa Rica last week. Aw, how romantically embarrassing. From Contact Music:
The Italian model/actress was photographed surfing at the beach with the Jackass star, and they even shared a passionate clinch on the sand during their romantic getaway. Their reunion comes just one month after the brunette beauty admitted she still had feelings for Steve-O, telling Italian magazine A, "Steve has a lot of strength and humour. It was one of the most important relationships of my life and it doesn't feel as if it is over yet.""Steve has a lot of strength and humor" . . . I'll assume that airhead Elisabetta means Steve-O has physical strength, because I don't look at this particular jackass as any sort of pillar of willpower or moral character -- the man can be talked into anything, and when I say anything, I mean ANYTHING. Elisabetta would be better served if she started dating Ryan Dunn -- now that's a guy with a future in front of him, at least compared to Steve-O.
BTW, this is what I mean by "anything":
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Elisabetta Canalis in Sardinia, Italy (7/4)
After being dumped by George Clooney and then Steve-O (seriously), Elisabetta Canalis has apparently rebounded with Lenny Kravitz. Good for his penis. From the Daily Mail:
Singer Lenny Kravitz has found a new girlfriend Italian actress and model Elisabetta Canalis. A former girlfriend of George Clooney, Elisabetta, was watching in the wings as the 48-year-old rocker headlined the final day of the 123 Festival in Ibiza last week.I'm gonna suggest another, alternate theory here. Maybe Lenny was hanging out with Elisabetta -- not because he wants her to be his girlfriend -- but because he really wanted to get laid. I know, right? Shocking. Like Newton's Theory of Gravitation in 1687.
"Lenny and Elisabetta arrived together and were seen looking cosy in the VIP area," says an insider at the Ocean Beach Club. "They seemed to be getting on really well and they doubled up with Naomi Campbell and boyfriend Vladimir Doronin."
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Elisabetta Canalis at the Hotel du Cap-Eden Roc in Antibes, France (5/16)
It came as a pretty big shock when Elisabetta Canalis -- who, mind you, used to date George Clooney -- began dating Jackass star Steve-O earlier this year. The couple was even seen in public kissing and holding hands, so it wasn't just a rumor. Even more shocking was when Steve-O dumped Elisabetta after just a few months of dating, and not the other way around. "Please, please, please give me another chance," Elisabetta tells the new issue of Italian magazine A (via Us Weekly):
"He is an open wound," the former Dancing With the Stars contestant shares. "He was in a fragile state, and I came into his life like a tractor."Lizzie, it's over. What I'm about to say is gonna be painful and embarrassing, but I think in the long run, it will make you a better person: Elisabetta, you're not good enough for Stephen Gilchrist Glover (better known as Steve-O; even better known as the guy who stapled his nuts to his own leg). Yeah, that guy. The guy who has absolutely no ability to gauge the danger he puts himself into decided that the only way he can have a healthy and happy life is if you're not in it. It's time to move on. Since Steve-O is finished with you, maybe you can latch onto some other lame MTV star from yesteryear? I'm sure Pauly Shore needs an assistant, since he's busy not being relevant in any way whatsoever. Or what about Ryan Dunn? Haven't heard from that guy in a while . . .
Though she did her best to stand by the Jackass star, 37, by attending support group meetings with him, her lifestyle provided too many temptations for the recovering drug addict.
"If we went out with my friends, even the fact that a bottle of wine was on the table would be a stress ... Steve has a lot of strength and humor. It was one of the most important relationships of my life and it doesn't feel as if it is over yet."
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