Paris Hilton
Some guy I've never heard of is actually admitting that he had sex with Paris Hilton AND (brace yourself) Nicole Richie.
Elijah Blue Allman, Cher's son by rocker Gregg Allman, went on the Howard Stern show last week and boasted that he had a fling with Hilton before she was famous. Allman, who is the lead singer and guitarist for the band Deadsy, said that after the encounter, he became so worried that he might have contracted a disease that he went downstairs and scrubbed his private parts with a household cleaner, probably Tilex.Hilton is "not happy" about Allman's comments, says a source, even though he described Hilton as a "sweet girl." Alman also said he had sex years ago with Hilton's reality show co-star and former best friend, Nicole Richie, and says they're now friends.
I don't understand these Hollywood stars. Is one night with Paris Hilton worth having a burning sensation when you pee for the rest of your life? You might as well pick up an infected "street worker" on Hollywood Boulevard and call it even. At least the conversation would be better.
And I wouldn't be bragging about having sex with Nicole Richie either. Nicole had about a two week window in 2002 when she actually looked like a normal person (in between her fatty and malnourished stages). Nicole is like the bizarro Elvis Presley - starting out fat and ending up skinny. The only logical conclusion to her life is for her to die on the toilet (although, unlike Elvis who was actually on the toilet when he died, Nicole will just be near the toilet. With her head in it. And her finger down her throat).
[WENN]
