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There goes my dream of marrying Chrissy Teigen. Her long-term boyfriend John Legend asked her over the weekend. You dick! From E!:

John Legend has gotten the green light for marriage. The Grammy-winning soul singer popped the question to his longtime girlfriend, model Chrissy Teigen, over the holidays, his publicist confirms to E! News. Legend's rep, Cindi Berger, tells us the pair -- who've been dating since 2007 -- got engaged "while vacationing in the Maldives." No other details were disclosed.

"John Legend has gotten the green light for marriage." What the hell is that supposed to mean? Does anybody reading this really believe that John Legend had to "ask permission" to marry this broad? Permission from whom, I ask? Look, we all have our places in life. Some, like yours truly, are destined to be masters of the information superhighway. Others, like yourselves, must submit to my will. It's the way things work. John Legend and I, who are peas in a pod, take what we want. We crush our enemies, see them driven before us, and hear the lamentations of their women. We do not ask permission.

*93 Chrissy Teigen pictures total in the gallery:

Katharine McPhee in a bikini

I know this movie was released in September, but here's a bunch of pics of Katharine McPhee and Sara Paxton in bikinis in Shark Night 3D. My alternate title for this post was "Me mailing it in for the day because I accidentally had three martinis (extra dry, with a twist) for breakfast. Oopsy."

*58 Katharine McPhee pictures total in the gallery:

Elisha Cuthbert is freaking hot

Elisha Cuthbert has starred on the ABC sitcom Happy Endings since April of this year. Following a 13-episode season one, the network ordered a full, 22-episode second season, which premiered on September 28 and why the hell am I talking about this. Her tits looked amazing in Wednesday's episode. Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if they had alchemic powers and could turn lead into gold. They're that awesome.

*30 Elisha Cuthbert pictures total in the gallery:

Lindsay Lohan's Playboy cover

A cover shot of the Playboy Holiday Anniversary issue featuring Lindsay Lohan hit the web today (due on newsstands later this month). It was probably leaked on purpose by the magazine's marketing team. Or Lindsay stole it and sold it to some guy she just met for coke money. Each scenario is equally plausible.

*3 Lindsay Lohan Playboy pictures total in the gallery:

Claudia Galanti bikini pics! (Miami - 12/6)

Posted some sexy pics yesterday of former Miss Venezuela Aida Yespica in Miami earlier this week, and now here's her friend, Paraguayan model Claudia Galanti (and more of Aida here). Wow, I'm really surprised Claudia became a model. I would have thought she would have gone into engineering or physics.

*45 Claudia Galanti bikini pictures total in the gallery:

Rima Fakih in a bikini

Miss USA was WASTED this weekend when she was arrested for DUI outside Detroit, blowing nearly three times the legal limit. Heh heh heh, blowing. From the Detroit Free Press:

[Officer] Kalis reported asking for the driver's license said the "driver immediately identified herself as Miss USA and stated that she was driving a friend's car." Kalis said Fakih "appeared disoriented and had very slurred speech while fumbling for her purse." Kalis asked Fakih if she had been drinking, and she said, "No, not at all."

In the report, officers said they found an open and half-empty bottle of Moet & Chandon champagne on the floorboard behind the driver's seat. "I swear, I didn't know it was open," Fakih told Kalis, according to the report.

Two breath tests showed a 0.19 percent and a 0.20 percent blood-alcohol level. Michigan law defines drunkenness at a level of 0.08 percent.

Wow, Rima was lying about drinking even after cops found the open champagne bottle in her car. This bitch does not give up without a fight. In other words, she's everything I want someone representing America to be . . . *wipes away tear* . . . sorry, patriotism always brings out my raw emotions.

*20 Rima Fakih pictures total in the gallery:

Heidi Klum launching her new signature fragrance "Shine" in Toronto (11/29)

Heidi Klum launched her new fragrance earlier this week and OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HER MAKEUP!?! She looks like she's in blackface. Racist bitch.

*27 Heidi Klum pictures total in the gallery:

Kendall Jenner got a Ranger Rover for her birthday

In a pleasantly surprising turn of events over the weekend, a Kardashian got something big and black that wasn't wrapped in foreskin. From Us Weekly:

Kendall Jenner sure had a super sweet 16th birthday bash! The entire Kardashian family -- including Kim! -- celebrated the fledgling model's special day Saturday night at the Andaz Hotel in Hollywood. While the family made sure there was a nonprofit element to the event to benefit Children's Hospital Los Angeles, Jenner did get one major gift: a 2012 black Range Rover.

"Kendall was thrilled and jumped right in the car with friends," an insider tells Us Weekly. "She spent about fifteen minutes in there checking everything out, oohing and aahing over the car. She was in the driver's seat and her friends were crowding around her inside the car."

The Kardashian's self-promotion train never stops, does it? Who says you should lay low after getting a huge lie exposed? Jerry Sandusky can learn a thing or two from these people. No need to go into hiding after the world discovers that you're garbage, just ride that thing until the wheels come off.

*21 Kendall Jenner pictures total in the gallery:

Emily DiDonato

American model Emily DiDonato

*24 Emily DiDonato pictures total in the gallery:

Erin Heatherton at the 2011 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show (11/9)

Here's the rest of the pics from last night's Victoria's Secret Fashion Show (check out the rest of the pics here). Here's some fun trivia for you -- one of the following chicks actually has a cock:

Erin Heatherton (pics start here)
Anne V (pics start here)
Karlie Kloss (pics start here)
Lindsay Ellingson (pics start here)
Izabel Goulart (pics start here)
Doutzen Kroes (pics start here)
Anja Rubik (pics start here)
Emanuela de Paula (pics start here)
Chanel Iman (pics start here)
Lily Aldridge (pics start here)
Lais Ribeiro (pics start here)

*124 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show pictures total in the gallery: