Jon Gosselin at his home in Reading, PA (8/13)
Jon Gosselin has been dropped from
Jon & Kate Plus 8. TLC made the announcement earlier this morning. From
People:
In a stunning announcement, TLC said Tuesday morning that as of Nov. 2 Jon Gosselin would no longer appear on the popular reality series Jon & Kate Plus 8 — and the program would undergo a name change, to simply Kate Plus 8.
“Given Jon’s recent antics, there was no way the show could continue to portray him as a doting Dad, not while all this other crap was going on,” a source close to Jon Gosselin tells PEOPLE.
I know this is sad news for you John fans, but don't worry, you can still catch him starring in the
Jon & Kate spin-off,
Jon & Douchy Ed Hardy Shirts Plus 87, every night in front of his closet mirror.
And let us never speak of these monsters again.
UPDATE: Roman Polanski just said John's daughter Cara is "kinda cute." She's 8. What a prick.
Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian at the grand opening of Opium nightclub at the Seminole Hardrock Hotel & Casino in Hollywood, FL (4/11)
Reggie Bush is back on Kim Kardashian. Literally. Kim flew to New Orleans to see him shortly after her sister Khloe's wedding on Sunday. From
E!:
Wearing her purple "Mr. and Mrs. Odom" sweats, the E! reality star hopped on the first flight to New Orleans late Sunday night following her sister's nuptials.
"The wedding made her miss him, so she flew to see him," an insider tells E! News.
Kim and Reggie split in July after more than two years, and while they have been spotted together since, this is the first confirmation that they are once again coupled up.
Conversation between Kim and Kourtney Kardashian after Khloe's wedding:
Kim: *stunned look*
Kourtney: *stunned look*
Kim: What the fuck just happened?
Kourtney: I don't know Kim. Hold me.
Kim: I can't believe that, of the the three of us, the "big one" got married first. And to a multimillionaire -- just like how mom taught us.
Kourtney: She can't even fit in my back seat, Kim. SHE CAN'T EVEN FIT IN MY BACK SEAT! *falls down, has seizure on grass*
Kim: We haven't talked in six months, but would it be too forward to fly to New Orleans after the reception and ask Reggie to marry me?
Kourtney: Do it Kim. They have really good medication
to treat herpes nowadays.
Paris Hilton shopping at Sunset Live on Sunset Boulevard in West Hollywood (9/24)
When you've already
spent time in jail for driving with a suspended license, it's really not the smartest idea to drive around town without a license plate. Also not smart? Resisting arrest while not wearing pants. I won't make that mistake for a third time.
Roman Polanski out and about in Berlin (3/31)
Famed director Roman Polanski was arrested in Zurich on Saturday and faces extradition back to the United States. Back in 1978, Polanski fled to Europe after pleading guilty to "engaging in unlawful sexual intercourse" with 13-year-old Samantha Gailey (now Samantha Geimer). Salacious details via
Wikipedia:
According to Geimer, Polanski asked Geimer's mother if he could photograph the girl for the French edition of Vogue, which Polanski had been invited to guest-edit. Her mother allowed a private photo shoot. According to Geimer in a 2003 interview, "Everything was going fine; then he asked me to change, well, in front of him." She added, "It didn't feel right, and I didn't want to go back to the second shoot."
Geimer later agreed to a second session, which took place on March 10, 1977 at the Mulholland area home of actor Jack Nicholson in Los Angeles. "We did photos with me drinking champagne," Geimer says. "Toward the end it got a little scary, and I realized he had other intentions and I knew I was not where I should be. I just didn't quite know how to get myself out of there." She recalled in a 2003 interview that she began to feel uncomfortable after he asked her to lie down on a bed, and how she attempted to resist. "I said, ‘No, no. I don’t want to go in there. No, I don’t want to do this. No!", and then I didn’t know what else to do,” she stated.
Geimer testified that Polanski performed various sexual acts (Ed. Note: he did her up the butt) on her after giving her a combination of champagne and quaaludes.
Of course, half of the world is up in arms over this arrest. And by half the world, I mean France. From the
Los Angeles Times:
French Foreign Minister Bernard Kouchner told France-Inter radio that he and Polish Foreign Minister Radek Sikorski asked Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton that Polanski be released on bail, calling his arrest a "bit sinister."
French Culture Minister Frederic Mitterrand was quoted in French media as saying, "In the same way that there is a generous America that we like, there is also a scary America that has just shown its face."
Jesus Christ. It's not like this guy forgot to carry a 1 on his 1040 and owes some back taxes.
HE RAPED A 13-YEAR-OLD GIRL UP THE ASS. I mean, I know he's made some great films and all, but again,
HE RAPED A 13-YEAR-OLD GIRL UP THE ASS. To recap, the country who could easily be speaking German today if not for our efforts in World War II is now outraged that we're trying to arrest a guy who
RAPED A 13-YEAR-OLD GIRL UP THE ASS. Can we go back to 1944 and have a do-over?
UPDATE: Great article on Salon.com today. All you child rape apologists should check it out:
Reminder: Roman Polanski raped a child.
Hayden Panettiere jogging in the Hollywood Hills (8/31)
Attention Hayden Panettiere,
Entourage's Kevin "Hey, Down Here" Connolly totally wants to have sex with you. From
BettyConfidential.com:
Kevin Connolly brought a surprising guest to the Voss-sponsored HBO Emmys party on Sunday night. Hayden Panettiere. The 35-year-old Entourage star spent the evening with the 20-year-old Heroes starlet. Hayden certainly likes her men older. She dated Heroes co-star, Milo Ventigmilia, 32, for nearly two years and has recently been linked to business mogul (and Lindsay Lohan ex) Harry Morton, 28.
“Hayden spent her entire evening at the Entourage table talking to Kevin. They were there to hang out together and stayed for hours until well after midnight. Kevin only left Hayden’s side towards the end of the night when he wanted to chat with someone at another table.”
As a celebrity, who you hook up with makes a statement. It says a lot about who you are, what you value, and where you are in life. For example, if you're looking to settle down and start a family, you wouldn't pull a Lindsay and blow Joe Francis in an alley behind a bar. In Hayden's case, clearly the statement she's trying to make by hooking up with Kevin is: "I want my future son to grow up to be a jockey."
Selita Ebanks Selita Ebanks at the New Yorkers For Children "MAKE IT HAPPEN" Tenth Annual Fall Gala in New York (9/22)
Kate Bosworth bikini pictures! Kate Bosworth in Maui (April 2007)
Paris Hilton at a screening of Paris, Not France held at the Majestic Crest Theater in Westwood (7/22)
At a screening in LA yesterday of the new documentary
Paris, Not France, Paris Hilton told
Extra that Michael Jackson named his daughter Paris after her. You delusional bitch. She said:
"My mom and Michael went to high school together and they were best friends since they were 13. So I grew up knowing Michael very well and when he had his daughter, he always loved the name Paris and grew up being an uncle to me. So he asked my mom if it was okay and of course she said yes and I think she's such a beautiful little girl and I'm proud we have the same name."
It's weird that Paris' mom Kathy was best friends with Michael yet I never saw a picture of them together or even heard a story about them being in the same room together at the same time. It's also weird that in
his book The Magic and the Madness (described by Amazon as "the fruit of over 30 years of research and hundreds of exclusive interviews with a remarkable level of access to the very closest circles of the Jackson family"), author J. Randy Taraborrelli says that Paris (full named Paris Michael Katherine Jackson) was named after the city she was conceived in, her grandmother, and her father. In conclusion, Paris Hilton is a lying fucking whore. The end.
Timberlake almost got his ass kicked According to WENN, that's Justin Timberlake being "harassed by an aggressive paparazzo as he arrives at his hotel in Los Angeles." No word on what pissed the paparazzo off but Justin's lucky he backed down because he would have gotten his ass kicked. The guy has no hair to pull. Justin would have had no way to defend himself.
